Welp, never going to AMC theaters again

welp, never going to AMC theaters again.

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>pissing in urinals
>pissing in urinals with no barriers in between

Why should there be a barrier? You're scared of other men seeing your penis?

micropenis detected

i bet you stand there and pretend to piss then walk out without even pissing

Autism

just piss over the seats

>tear off plastic bag
>piss in urinal anyway

Just piss on the floor like always.

>it's autistic to want to preserve a semblance of privacy in a restroom

why tear it off

just piss on the plastic cover t b h

How are urinals gender specific. Its privileged woman who refuse to squat into them

Not to mention they only make sense to use because they use less water

>Kewpie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at the way you're laughed at now
it's literally happening right now!

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CLEAN IT UP!

Imagine pissing that out all at once

You forgot the word PUBLIC, cunt.

>I like sneaking a peek at other men's cocks

Seriously any janitor care to weigh in on how to deal?

I never watch my hands after peeing, except if there's another man present in the bathroom. This is normal, right?

im not a janitor but i imagine they just popped the bag, let most of it flow shower drains and mop the rest

grab a straw

>accidently mumbled fucking wagie under my breath in public

*wash*

so is this real
seems kind off sexist

It is for me. I was a waiter all through college lol

Probably some kind of suction pump or else like said and pop it then run away really fast

Wet/dry vacuum. They're literally designed to clean up liquid.

You've never seen a trough urinal?
Everyone just lines up and whips their dick out

>not licking your hands clean like a sexy fox

I don't do this, so I can't tell you if it's normal or not.

You shouldn't do this, regardless.

these were the kinds of urinals we had at my little league baseball park

>You've never seen a trough urinal?
Why would I?

some nigger is always throwing trash into these things. Wish they were all publicly executed.

>a urinal conversation on Sup Forums
I have seen some shit man

this is how yuropoors pee, like animals

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Put a sign by the door, pop a hole - there are drains in every public restroom I've cleaned, squeegie the piss into the drain, bring in your sanitizer macine thing and hose everything down

>Tear off everything there
>throw it in a nearby bin/in a corner
>implying these mongs are going to continually want to put these sheets back on when someone is always pulling them off

Not in the urinal, I hope.

i would have ripped that shit off and used it anyway

What is this, for livestock or something?

Who uses urinals anyway. So gross, I sit down to pee, it's more comfortable and if I need to poop I don't have to sit down really quick or anything.

Many places don't have one tho

These are god tier. Every sports arena I've ever been to has these in the bathroom. Its like an assembly line of piss.

Just compare the lines outside of the womens and mens rooms. The guy line is constantly shuffling forward, while the gals are just standing there with their legs crossed, looking up into space or at their phone.

They're all over the place where mostly men hangout, locker rooms bathrooms, ballparks, etc..

Not so much where more "sensitive" types tend to be present

Don't get me wrong I would derive incredible levels of sexual arousal from seeing a woman pissing in a urinal next to me, be it via asian labia-pulling method or semi-squatting with ass towards urinal.
I mean we are talking incredible levels of sexual fulfillment just from the viewing, this is the stuff of fantasies for me.

But you know what, I hate SJWs more than I want to watch women piss. And I really fucking want to watch women piss, I am an incredible degenerate when it comes to this. But that's how much I fucking hate SJWs.

>Sup Forums goes for a piss

What if you were female to male trans and you were confident enough with your prosthetic false penis to urinate in the mens bathroom and you saw this?
In all seriousness though, this whole thing is retarded. Women don't want gross dudes pretending to be women coming into the bathroom and men don't want them going in there because of their daughters.

> going to sporting events when they look better on tv
>watching sports

>shorts
>pissing from so high up

That piss is gonna bounce and hit all over your lower legs

How does this open air urinal make you feel?

This is board is fucking garbage

These urinals are in the US.
I don't know what europe uses, I think they have to sit down on a toilet to take a piss

for a second I thought you were talking about the public transport

>not having a catheter so you never have to inconvenience yourself ever again

looks comfy

The girls pee dancing are the only reason why I pay for football tickets

Yep pretty much

wtf did you say

this is why i don't get drunk at the ballpark.

whats that faggot doing

Why aren't these guys taking their pants off to piss?

>>pissing from so high up

Wait are you supposed to go into a sort of half squat when you use one of those??

Peeing sitting down is the only way tbqh

The real question is which way to you sit?

if you think about it these are objectively the best type of urinal. easiest to build, no long lines

Can't wait to stomp a turd down there

can't do these.

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>shorts at the urinal

Are you TRYING to get AIDs?

>Wet/dry vac

That machine will stink from that point on
You'll have to replace it to get rid of the odor

the classic that started it all :)

weren't these phased out starting awhile back? i remember seeing them at fenway in the late 90s but havent seen any recently

Not ideally lol, it's just bad design to have them so low down unless there's some kind of thing in the bottom that makes the piss not bounce so much when you're pissing. It's like if you piss into your toilet bowl and you intentionally aim for the ceramic and not the water trapped in the bottom.

Just urinate on the bag and be done with it.

damn, it's been so long. Crazy how pervasive this was in Chan culture.

I would have just pissed all over the cover ensuring I've got enough distance between me so it doesn't splash on me,

In your dreams
Look at this new model, it's exactly like the old version. It never changes

You can't defeat something that makes this much sense

I had to figure this out too and I thik the only real option would be to pop the bag, let it drain and then sterilize the room. Probably take an hour and a half or so.

>standing around dicks out pissin with no dividers like some homo
do americans really do this?

it is called ice fag

I don't care how efficient it is, we aren't cattle. I think communal urination is strange and I don't mean public urination, which I can do, but like hanging around the water cooler, taking a piss, nah that's weird.

it's just pure, platonic urination, user. Nothing gay about it.

>He doesn't shake the guy's dick next to him as a courtesy.

fuck
it's been so long

What the actual fuck is going on here though?

>sits on the toilet to piss
Do yuropoors really do this?

Yeah, I sort of wished the wolfman guy got more popular. I always loved the meme with him "Dude, this game is bullshit", especially when it was used for that animu guro game that was popular on Sup Forums back in the day. Good times.

Actual picture from AMC here in California. I haven't gone back since.

What's the matter Johaans, afraid someone might look at your wee-wee?
Everyones got a dick, what are you scared of?

>non-Americans will never know the majesty of crossing the streams

You guys haven't lived

Mate we have troughs here in kangarooland

women do not want to go to the bathroom with men. leftists need to fucking die

should have gone in there and blasted it with piss

I hardly ever wash my hands besides if I'm going to be cooking
I have no problems at all

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You're not there to hang out you're there to piss, just efficiently
Usually adults can get through this process

just because your country is full of cock loving fags that love to get an eyeful of dick at the urinal doesnt mean the whole world is too

Is this animorphs?

I saw that at a taco bell on a road trip once, kek.
It wasn't just like a little turd either. It was like black grainy beady diarrhea that had dried out a little bit. That guy must have been eating birdseed. There was so much of it though.