/SerieA/ Thread

Cocky Viola edition

MATCHDAY 24:
>Friday, 9th of February 2018
20:45 Fiorentina - Juventus
>Saturday, 10th of February 2018
15:00 S.P.A.L. - Milan
18:00 Crotone - Atalanta
20:45 Napoli - SS Lazio
>Sunday, 11th of February 2018
12:30 Sassuolo - Cagliari
15:00 Chievo Verona - Genoa
15:00 Inter - Bologna
15:00 Sampdoria - Hellas Verona
15:00 Torino - Udinese
20:45 A.S. Roma - Benevento

Reminder CL and EL are coming back next week.

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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>Serie A, new times of the matches in the three-year period 2018-2021

>"Television" revolution in Serie A. Starting from the next tournament, and for the three-year period 2018-2021, the scheduling windows of the games go from 5 to 8 with three new times: Saturday at 15, Sunday at 18 and Monday at 20.30. The evening postpone will start no more at 20.45, but at 20.30.

>Confirm the windows on Saturday (afternoon and evening) and on Sunday (12.30, 15 and evening). It also changes something for the midweek championship days: 2 'slots' at 19.00 (Wednesday and Thursday) and 8 games at 21.00 (one on Tuesdays, six on Wednesdays and one on Thursdays).

>Saturday: one game at 15, one game at 18, one game at 20.30
>Sunday: one game at 12.30, three games at 15, one game at 18, one game at 20.30
>Monday: one game at 20.30

>Tuesday: one game at 21
>Wednesday: one game at 19, six games at 21
>Thursday: one game at 19, one game at 21

Trailer for the Jewventus Netflix documentary

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What did I think of this /seriea/?

>never ever Nagatomo edition thread again

rest in panettone

please give us your energy, /Serie A/

Going to the game today

OOOOOOOH FIOCREEEETINAAA!

go viola!
oldschool nazi fiorentina kit for good luck

9th FOR GONZALO

10th for this

>girl

who is this

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The whole of Italy will give you energy! Go viola!
>pic not related

sending to you slav energy in form of the best viola kit
Is Riverdale going to surpass even Simpsons in terms of "there is a reaction image/scene for every situation" ?

>ywn see that enthusiasm at Franchi ever again
Everything went wrong

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There's a Betty for every situation

This kills the Napoli

>you now remember 7up

7up is not a thing anymore in Romania?
Here it's still go-to mixer for vodka, alongside cranberry juice.

It's not popular anymore. We mix vodka with lemon juice or apple juice.

7up is like Pepsi's Sprite, right?

Yes, it's a bit more lemoney/less sweet though

Can't even remember the taste tebehe. Schweppes is the thinking man's drink.

"Good job."
"W-will you buy me now, Signore?"
"Sure I will, Signor Maggio. Destroy your phone now."

Gotta go buy chips and soda for the game. Getting a bit tired from cola, I wonder what should I take.

What kind of funky flavours of crisps do you have in Russia?

Here we have natural, paprika, cheese & onion, bolognese, bbq, ketchup, sweet chili off the top of my head

Kong Strong

Is this a good thing?

I've seen the stuff you mentioned here too, it's probably the same everywhere. II don't really like smooth chips for some reasons (except Pringles), only go for the wavy ones.

Is that an energy drink? I'm gonna go to bed after the game anyway. I'll just grab a Fanta or something.

maybe
immobile is overrated but so is negrotelli

Balo would be an asset for the current Italy. I guess you can say that that's the problem. Hopefully he's mentally stabler now (I doubt it).

No, fuck him

Let's see them tonight's predictions lads
Hoping for Viola win but patrician 1:1 seems more likely

CMON CHURCH, I NEED YOU TO SCORE TWO GOAL TONIGHT

>the absolute state of the roman attacking force

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Fiorentina (4-3-3): Sportiello; Pezzella, Milenkovic, Astori, Biraghi; Benassi, Badelj, Veretout; Chiesa, Simeone, Gil Dias. All. Pioli
>Juventus (4-3-3): Buffon; Lichtsteiner, Benatia, Chiellini, Alex Sandro; Khedira, Pjanic, Marchisio; Bernardeschi, Higuain, Mandzukic. All.Allegri

Here's some tall-fu

>tfw no tall jewess gf

yuk

Sorry she's not a machine Chaim

Fio - juve?
Fio - juve!

When's next Roma - Lazio game?

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GNAMO DIO CANEEEEEEEEE

F L E X
L
E
X

>you will never be this alpha

Pls win purple team :>

stream for fio-juve:
streams.notahoneypot.me

is my main homie paulo going to be fit for the second leg vs tottenham?

UNA SPERANZA VIVA CI CONSOLA

Fiorentina are the good guys in this fixture, yes?

heard it's a rivalry so tuned in to this match.

FINCHE VIVRO'
ODIERO'
VIOLA E GRANATA

lets go boys rube to serie b pls

>serie a games
>not starting on time
Name a more iconic duo

>Name a more iconic duo

Juventus and match fixing

your mom and my dick

Juventus fans and not being from Torino

Fiorentina and midtable positions

Being juventino and being calabrese

Juventus and lost champions league finals

inter and existential loneliness
roma and choking
milan and montella

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Ursa and Crystal Maiden

burn to death any italian that serves this shit

Fiorentina IS WHITE!!

Releasing Inter Bells and not winning any matches

whitest team in Europe

absolutely disgusting

>Cuntsteiner

Non era, but I like that he has given it.

NO ERA PENAL

ERA

Isn't this what VAR is for?

no era tbqhwy

Yellow for complaining when?

>gobbi

>state of Italian football

4 fuckin minutes to not give it

reeeeeeeeee i bet over 2.5 fuck you technology

UE UE SFACIMM

>go away for 5 minutes
>miss absolutely nothing

VAR out when?

>rubentus

WAT

wtf just happened

ALEX SANDRO TOUCHED IT WHAT

wtf I hate VAR now.

VAR'D

didn't take long for Juventus to buy off VAR

offside

Ridiculous

>There are Italian "people" who think this league isn't fixed

>penalty chalked off
>no card for Juventus players

Serie A is a fucking joke.

LOL OFFSIDE IT WASNT A PASS. RUBEEEE

>bermuda

The phone line must've been congested

didn't know they're even allowed to check offsides

what if there was an offside five minutes before the penalty, do they change the decision and give a free kick?

this passion in the game now gives me boners

every sane referee in the world:
>something happens
>stop the play
>go to var
>award the decision based on var

this clown of a ref:
>something happens
>stop the play
>award the decision
>go to var while opponent is about to take the pen
>decide it wasn't a pen after all