Friendly reminder that playing around in the snow is not the Olympics. There is only one Olympic games...

Friendly reminder that playing around in the snow is not the Olympics. There is only one Olympic games, and it takes place during the summer. Thank you for reading.

did the greeks have a 'winter olympics' ?

Winter Olympics is like Paralympics
if you put a word before Olympic, then it's not Olympic

probably not but they sure did fuck each other in the ass a lot.

Friendly reminder that England got eliminated by a group of plumbers and a part-time dentist. Thank you for reading.

Not bloody likely.

t. Muhammad al-Farouq ibn Moussaka

No need to make such an obvious statement. Only leafs and scandis (i.e. countries that are shit at real sports) place any value on the winter """""olympics"""""

Thank you for the reminder. Where did Norway come in the Euros?

Friendly reminder that you need to suck a bong. Thank you for reading.

You're welcome friend. We were too busy laughing at you from home.

>Great Shitain
>thinking his opinion on winter sports is relevant

I'll do the same when Norway loses its gold medal snowball fight against Sierra Leone. Oh wait, no I won't, because no one gives a fuck.

Norway exiled their best footballers to Iceland. Only winter sports are allowed here.

>no one gives a fuck
>goes out of his way to make thread specifically on Winter Olympics and reply to me about it
How OBSESSED are you bong? Go on admit it.

Truth. I try to get into the winter olympics but half the events barely seem like sports.

>Ice skating
A bunch of literal faggots trying to do interpretive dance while falling down on ice, nobody can even tell who wins until some corrupt judges give rigged scores

>freestyle skiing / snowboarding
Recreational activities bastardized into a sport with no objective means of determining who won. Every skiier does the same fucking backflip,and every snowboarder DUDE WEED LMAO

>Biathlon
At least produces measurable results but still a bizarre mongrel sport that seems more like a KGB training session

>Bobsledding
Basically riding a wagon downhill, aka Calvin and Hobbes: the sport

>Cross-country
Admittedly impressive athletic achievement that's boring as fuck to watch unless seeing dudes trudge slowly through snow for days is of interest to you. Like the Revenant with no Bear maulings.

>>freestyle skiing / snowboarding
>Recreational activities bastardized into a sport with no objective means of determining who won. Every skiier does the same fucking backflip,and every snowboarder DUDE WEED LMAO


watch Snowboard Cross and Ski Cross. they are actual races where the first to cross the line wins, no judging or subjectivity.

I honestly can't believe this shit is taken seriously

bump

>snowlets
kek

RENT FREE

>brazilians and bongistanis can't into snow
This is why it's the best Olympics

>ice skating
fagglide

>snowboarding
stonersnow

>biathlon
doubledopping

>bobsledding
niggertube

I've never watched any of those desu so those are almost certainly wrong

t. can't stop bragging about american swimming olympic medals

rude

t. can't stop bragging about board game winners or ''''asthmatic''''' athletes

>roidsprint
>le swim
>table tennis

summer is a joke

They didn't have the fiber for winter sports.
Just like Summer Olympics.

It seems like his Nation's athletic superiority has caused some controversy.

And the greatest country in the world you tea sipping fuck

Anyone who complains about winter olympics is a shitskin.

La criatura

Go back to your shed you welsh prick

Reagan was fucking terrible you ignoramus.

Reagan was great you uneducated simpleton. A top waifu

>winter
>sports

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summer: truer testament to athletic ability, but horrendously boring
winter: memey but infinitely more entertaining shit

Yeah it's called the Winter Olympics

Has there ever been a winter sports athlete who grew up in very poor circumstances but worked his way up by excelling in his sport? Honest question

my sentiments exactly

>Reagan was bad
you are like wittle baby

summer Olympics = nothing but nog racing and swiming

no one calls it the summer olympics

Tonya Harding kind of did... at least, she would have if she wasn't in on her ex husband kneecapping her rival.

>summer olympics

>implying US figure skating is rich people
>implying US gymnastics and figure skating aren't the poorest of the poor
>just come to my gym user, we have the best doctors in the world

Nodar Kamiltashvili excelled at killing himself accidentally so theres that.