/hoc/

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Why so rude, dude?

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>this the year MMXVIII
>not keeping your pucks polished

What is /hoc/ drinking tonight?

I'm having the canadian right now

thanks swedebro you're a real pal

At the SEC hockey tournament ama

Sh/a/rks

>in the year of our lord MMXI + VII
>sunbelt
>hockey

You lads ready to get finn'd?

Favorite kind of sandwich?

in what?

t.

No, thank you for letting me!

Shitposting

It's not even NCAA sanctioned kek
I'm a fan of Jimmy John's club sandwich

I know you're not asking me but butter, fish roe paste, boiled eggs on sourdough rye

Cute oinker Hampus

fucking hate sweden. such a fag.

>t. Albertan

Thanks BC!

this pains me
you have a lovely country user, Stieg Larsson is cool too

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

*devolps parkinsons and crashs his car*

Very good, very good Brock.
However

You too! I'd love to visit some day, especially for the nature, it might just be the most beautiful in the world in my mind.

Absolutely ABYSMAL post. Completely rude and uncalled for;

mineral water

What's the official NHL rule on using your tongue to push the puck in?

Good for you, keeping healthy!

as long as your tongue doesn't interfere with the goalie you're good

What's the penalty for using your tongue to interfere with a goalie?

some leftover lonkero

For me it's Texas the Alberta of America

I'd get a 2 minute roughing penalty on her

BRRRRRAAAATT

Albertans are unironically snowmexicans

5 minutes in the box with poopoopeepeejarvi

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I would bully the fuck out of that retard if I was on his team

EXCELLENT post

Nice! If that's the Long drink thing

>implying bulju doesnt bully mcdavid

you would try

yea im obese

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He wouldnt even understand you

Digits and finland gets the plague

Even better then :)

He'd understand a punch to the gut everytime he did something stupid

rip finland

FUCK ALBERTA
FUCK GREASE
FUCK CHING CHONG DICK CHOPPER OFFER
FUCK STINKY SMELLY BEANERS

AND FUCK FINLAND TOO

>British Cambodian virgin bullying a 6'4 215lb athlete

Calgayry is full of pajeets tho

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Bye finlan

*3peats*

Fun fact: Frans Nielsen has never beat Ryan Miller in the shootout, making his record 0-5.

i am ok with this

Might want to add that Nielsen has scored more shootout goals than anyone in NHL history

I'd one time on her 5 hole if you know what I mean

Ye it is. Is it true that you have to pay a shitton of extra taxes on "alkoläsk"? How much does your average long drink cost over there?

Oh great another shitty team! Time to lose to them because this team sucks ass!

Post ELITE tendies

F

Nielsen has scored more shootout goals than anyone in NHL history.

Id get goalie enter-rearence with her

Will you still cheer for Tavares when he signs elsewhere?

>/hoc is ignoring me again

So what is /hoc/'s official stand on olympic hokkei? We cares or not?

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Shant be ending it all today lads

GONNA BE A HARD PASS

have a (you)

Shorks still suck tho

Im.not watching ANY hockey in the next 2 weeks. I refuse to encourage and support judaism

Will be watching but not liking it

>tripfagging attention whore
Here's a pity (You)

Good on you pal, now you'll be alive to see Vegas win the stan lee

i only really care about the finals and semis

Tavares is staying here. I can’t see him leaving unless garth is a complete idiot and doesn’t offer him top contract.

Would it be weird to fuck her with the pads still on?

I don't want your pity I"m the most based poster here.

Then why hasn't he signed yet?

I just pissed but I don't feel relieved.
Is this it?

i support olympic hockey

I think the government wanted to do it 10 years ago or something, but the bill didn't pass. So it's the same tax for all alcohol.
It it quite expensive though, 2,40 EUR. Same price everywhere because of the monopoly

probably because players would rather focus on hockey instead of negotiation talks for weeks

Good! :)

:)

It's broadcasted on channels I don't have access too, so nah

“Why didn’t stamkos sign with Tampa back in 2015? Surely he was on his way out!”

>not having your local news conglomerate stream it online for free

if I can find a stream
shant be paying the NBC jews a penny lads

>inb4 VPN and cbc.ca
I'm not paying for a VPN just for the Olympics, and all the "free" VPNs are botnets

We usually have stuff like this for free. But this conglomerate har the jewiest of jews.
Will probably be the least watched winter olympics in a while in Sweden

Why didn't he sign earlier then. He's had since Jan 1st of last year to sign an extension.

does it really matter? he said he wants to stay

Final /hoc/ Posters Power Rankings

1. USA, Canada, Sweden, Russia
1.5. Norway, Denmark, Germany
2. "shall be ending it all tonight" kiwiposter
3. on-topic poters
4. >rags posters
5. cute hockey girl posters
>power gap
10. Greece, United Kingdom
11. Australia, New Zealand
12. tripfags
>Power Gap
49. slagposters
50. Finland
51. Buljuposters
>POWER GAP
9998. "don't you mean Olympic Athletes from Russia?" posters
9999. all retarded tranny chinks
10000. Kippers

doesnt he pay someone to negotiate for him

you are now the GM of the Minnesota Wild
how do you fix the team?

If by weird you mean hot as fuck then yes

Relocate it to texas

purpose a relocation to the sunbelt