GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB
WHY CAN'T I GET A JOB? I'VE APPLIED TO HUNDREDS OF PLACES.
WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
ALL
THE
JOBS????????
REEEEEEEE
IM HUNGRY
I HAVE NO MONEY
IM GOING TO DIE
PLEASE. LET ME GET A FUCKING JOB I BEG OF YOU!

Are you me?

Good, KEKE is pleased.

just get a job dude

Start your own business. Stop being a useless faggot.

>not having connections
Hehe

just chill out man, listen to this smashmouth album

come home unemployed man

because you post shit memes and nobody likes you.
alternatively, learn to live off the free shit. cheapest food, basic hygiene, etc.

just network
just do an internship
just hit the bricks and hand out resumes

SOMEBODY

Just be yourself

Post your resume pendejo and we will review it.

If you're at the end of your rope and ready to commit suicide, murder some of the people you've applied to directly.
Leave a written statement before you die that you're killing them for not hiring you.

Become black

If you live near the coast you can always do favours for sailors, toss off dockers for coppers

That's how I got where I am today

...

>Look online for jobs
>Even the simplest work require 5 years experience

>send out CV
>go to job interview
>give a firm handshake and get the job

where the problem OP?

>learn coding
>job

>apply to the lowest of the low, below minimum wage, menial labor job
>"sorry we're looking for candidates more qualified for the position

I have exactly the sort of white collar unskilled office job YOU should be working, OP, thanks to a HUGE american company outsourcing their office work here.

Didnt even need a degree, pays enough to cover bills, rent, food, money left for fun stuff and saving up some every month :^)