Canucks @ Hurricanes

No Boeser Burger tonight.

Will watch from above, bois

Literally the canucks season in a nutshell lol

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im so disheartened lads, i dont even feel like watching today. so unlucky

me too man

Clearly we need to be more specific about what exactly it is our year to do

Our year to get the fewest goals for in the league

Maybe we should aim for a different sort of objective for our year though

Like some sort of a championship or something, and everyone not getting killed

didn't we already break that franchise record in willie's last year

>making history with every season

glorious etc

oh god

>breaking records every year

I like this team.

No... I LOVE this team!!!

Can sportsnet stop talking about this ahl journeyman already

who else are they going to talk about?

>getting scored on by the pizza man

>literally getting scored on by a brand of frozen pizzas

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I missed you.

at some point you just have to admit these arent "fluke" goals anymore and that markstrom is just absolute shit.

>tfw starter is a backup and backup is an AHL backup

who thought they were fluke goals?

real depression hours

the people that like to use the term "bad bounce" or blame the defensemen. is there any team in the league that is down 1-0 after the first shot in the game as often as the canucks?

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OH LAWDY

THE UTICA COMETS ARE GETTING BTFO

What did we mean by this?

me too

remember when people thought markstrom getting scored on the first shot for the first 3 games was meme?

it's still a meme but it's real

>3 goals on 10 shots
>Swedish goaltending

>Nucks fan hivemind still functioning flawlessly

That's one good takeaway from what is otherwise shaping up to be a pretty disappointing our year

We live in the Age of Memes, where Sup Forums can crash a plane with no survivors and Sup Forums can elect a meme to the Presidency of the United States

Even the Cubs and Iggles are winning, the universe is clearly having a laugh

>Eagles winning

next year is our year for sure!

why cant we have nice things?

REAL depression hours

Pretty much guaranteed at this point

>super """skills"""
>canucks

???

kek today fucking blows. at least boesers injury is only a stiff hand after landing on it funny, nothing broken

When is Zykov finally be recalled?
Also sorry fellas needed to drive my friend home because his dumb ass left his keys in his car.

>yfw you realize all these Nucks injuries are guys doing the hockey equivalent of soldiers shooting themselves in the foot

so when are you finally going to admit benning is shit?
>wanted to retool while remaining competitive
adds 1 top 6 forward over 4 years

>wanted to follow the boston model and build a physical team thats tough to play against
lol canucks are soft as shit. literally wasted a pick on jakke.

>tried to build prospect depth by adding a bunch of failed first rounders
now >we are just log jammed with 3rd line plugs, and an occasional decent player like baer or gran

you can point to prospects like pettersson, dahlen, gadjovich, etc, but every team is drafting players. any team (except the soilers) is going to have a few decent prospects when they pick as high as the canucks have the past few years. he is definitely NOT developing this team through the draft. he trades away our draft picks like they are nothing.

he really hasnt done anything for this team, and >we are still years away from being good again.

Also
>letting our offense score 3 in ONE period

>EYE YEA YEA YEA
What the fuck was that lol

MICHAEL ">RAGS" DEL ZOTTO DOES IT AGAIN

OUR YEAR ETC

He we did a thing.

God our DJ is shit

Hey our teams have something in common.

>down 5-1
I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

>down 7-1
DONT STOP, BELIEVING

"HEY HEY YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS"

>Chicago
>Dynasty

FUCK OFF SPORTSNET

>2.5 cups in 6 years

IS DA FIRS SALERY ERA DYNASTI OVAH???????????

Just give him the C already.

Archibald really really REALLY wants to stick with the team

SCARRRR

lol wow

let it end

>Making Darling look elite