ITT we collect and share metaphors for "Penis" from our languages and countries and translate as literal as possible to English
Fleischlanze - meat lance
Fleischpeitsche - meat whip
Einäugige Taschenschlange - one-eyed pocket snake
Dudelsack - tootle-sack; "bagpipe"
Armors Mamor - Armor's marble
Penator - penator(?)
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Skinkelyn - Ham lightning
This is the only good one that I know
Lul - annoying person.
niemiec - german, because the glans looks like german ww2 hemet
speer
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are you fucking serious?
No way. Also where does the ammunition come from?
everyone knows that hitler was a closet homo and his deepest desire was an army of penis-headed men.
Besides the regular ones and derivates of "pila, piço, piça, pinto (br)", common in all the romance languages, the only fun one is actually pretty interesting:
Caralho - Originally, the bucket at the top of the largest mast of a ship. "Vai para o caralho" used to be an order from a captain as a punishment to a sailor, since being at the top mast was painful because of the sun.
Eventually it became a sineddoche for the mast, and eventually for cock. "Vai para o caralho" now means go to the cock, and we can also add "que te foda", "that will fuck you".
Basically out most common swear word and expletive is from WE WUZ.
cimpoi cu bile - bagpipe with balls
salam cu barbă - salami with a beard
ecler - eclair
caras - carp I think
lebăr - some kind of sausage
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>because the glans looks like german ww2 hemet
But he fucked his underaged niece
na he just wanted her to squat above his chest and pee onto him
very informative, thank you. I know that one day I can impress people with this knowledge
kek
Çavuş - sergeant
>Caralho
i hear this 250x every day
It's such a nice, squeezable/stretchable word. Both A's can be corrupted to "eh" and it sounds like it's full of disgust.
Exhibit A: youtube.com
We also have "foda-se" (fuck it), which we eat up until is just becomes a hiss: "dssss"
dick cock willy jonhson wang weeny winkie schlong meat bell bone chap cyclops dong pistol shaft knob member package peepee anatomy phallus prick pud tool unit wanker wazoo wiener rocket
boner
flute
die hosenschlange reibenIO
Skinnflöjt
Styvert
Kuk
Pillevink
Tissesvans - pee tail
Drule
Lem
Manslem
Snopp
Dolme
Dase
Köttpåle
Snorv
Snorre
Snase
Åderpåk
Theres honestly line 50 more. What does that say about us?
one-eyed heat-seeking moisture missle
>chino tuerto
One eyed Chinese
>cíclope nipón
Japanese Cyclops
>arrollado de venas
Veins meat-roll
>El niño
The boy
bump
how is this a real creature.
research
>el ganso
the goose
>la nutria
the otter
>la gallina
the chicken
>bombilla de cuero
leather straw
>el dedo sin uña
the finger without a nail
>el que llora espeso
the one who cries thick
>panqueque bombero
firefighter pancake
>chupetin de carne
meat lollypop
>tercer pierna
third leg
>la sin hueso
the boneless