Opening ceremony-Burger Edition Thread #3

The absolute madman did it again

>frogs

>you have to learn a winter sport so we can force this meme again in 2 years

Werid, that didn't look like France

>The amount of gook pus this guy is about to smash will be legendary

A third still without power.

we red velvet now

all oiled up, this is the start of an anal scence right?

not a fan of those tbqh

They just going to wheel him out there every olympics?

Thanks Trump

Will they do a big ceremony after everyone gets introduced or is it over?

SUOMI STRONG

Wait, why is there a thread for this now? Didn't this already take place hours ago?

>That groan from Katie Couric when Tonga Chad walked out half-nude

I know where she's heading after this ;) ;) ;) ;)

he's participating in this one as an athlete

this fucker better make tokyo

our girls

NEVER FORGET

>He has an engineering degree and is working on his master's degree.
>He has also worked as a model since he was eighteen
FUCKING CHADS

salt the slug

[spoiler]stream to fit in with the cool kids[/spoiler]

Old people couldnt watch it at 4am this morning

>Hong Kong flagbearer

Hapa

>Hong Kong, China
>China

FUCK OFF

Why does Hong Kong get to be separate from China?

wtf they just cut it like that...

One people.
One Korea.

comon guise dont let a nigger down

this is the first time i've heard the stadium make noise

BEST KOREA

why did a group of united states citizens (puerto rico) walk under their own flag?

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That's because there's only about 200 Koreans in attendance.

They have to, not to piss off China.
Because they have a lot of business and love their democracy. Why shit yourself to communists?

Trump protest

H A R D
A
R
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Because they have their own democractic (lol not really) government and used to be a Britsh Colony.

NBC

THANKS TRUJMP

PENCE WHAT THE FUCK

why are they even allowed to fly their own flag? what the fuck?

>2010 was 8 years ago

So why is Taiwan cucked out of being able to participate?

Because Puerto Rico is classified as a territory, not as an actual State. Same goes for US Virgin Islands.

why are there white North Koreans?

This faggot dabbing

ooh he dabbin

Chill out, Georgia got their own flag too and I didn't even think it snowed in the south.

They're participating under the name Chinese Taipei

>all these korean qts.

How can any of the other countries compete?

This would be terrible to watch live.

It's not even that entertaining on tv up close. Imagine being in the nosebleeds in 10 degrees watching people walk around

BRIAN NO!

Imagine one korea.

Why can't bros get along?

they don't. they just have to fly a meme olympic flag and call themselves "taipei" because chiner gets butthurt when you recognize them at all.

thats not a link
>2018
>having a tv

>unified korea

lads, trump did it.......

Looks like an Ivy League quadrangle out there.

They're "Chinese Taipai"

What are you talking about? Taiwan is under a different name to soothe China's communist triggers (Chinese Taipei).

It would be nice if they rejoin during our lifetimes

M E M O R I E S

No, I won't. why did congress just pass some 25 billion aid bill for this strong independent country who don't need no Team America.

Will any of these North Koreans run away before going back? lol

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I'm not gonna lie, Kim Il Sung's sister is pretty hot in that intensely frigid kind of way.

51ST STATE

REPUBLICAN STRONGHOLD

100 YEARS OF TRUMP

>Boasts about standing for national anthems
>Sits for this one

They are STILL dancing

Here we go let's get this show started!

Because China has way more influence and their relationship with Taiwan is still very volatile.

i just realized this watching the ceremony
>the 2020s are less than 2 years away

OH FUCK IT'S IMAGINE TIME

>tfw Koreas will go back to hating each other immediately after olympics end
Fuck I hate humanity.

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Sounds Japanese

I WANT THAT OLD GUYS HAT

Get ready for some hardcore gook heritage.

why is gook abe lincoln singing?

Trump will bring them together

This song sucks

Its so bad its the only reason im rewatching

hey its the song from o brother where art thou

it's fly as fuck

DRAIN THE SWAMP

fuckin refugees, sink that boat

I really hope the North Koreans nuke this stupid shit. Nobody cares about the winter Olympics this shit is a joke

let me enjoy the artsy shit nbc

Remember when after the Sochi Olympics, Russia invaded Ukraine.

I'm kind of banking on him pissing off the peninsula so much they band together in hatred of the US.

SHIT THE FUCK UP

I missed this, the CBC did a commercial during this

This is some great stuff. I love me a story.

Cute lolis and shotas.

lel

See if unplugging the center speaker works on a surround setup to kill the commentary.

this some kino right here

Someone shoot this old bastard

COMMERCIALS LOL

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time—
To let the punishment fit the crime,
The punishment fit the crime;

Remember that time the batshit delusional Brazilians tried to pretend they invented airplanes?