Opening ceremony-burger thread #4

It's almost over guys

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FIRE PENIS

JUST JERK

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
FUCK YOU IMPERIALIST PIGS
USA GO HOME

Go Go Gadget Rocket Skates

>not a based qt Queen Yuna OP
kys

>unironically including man blading in your opening ceremony

>those dancers dancing one foot away from guests sitting down

Captcha being a huge pain for anyone else tonight? Like worse than usual

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Holy shit, they got ACTUAL goblins for this? That must have cost a fortune.

This shit is bananas

Is this live?

OUT, AM I?

Nobody gives a shit about your welfare battle station.

what the fuck is even going on now

No, it's a rerun for north american timezones

I think it's over

Holy shit. So many damn fireworks you'd think this was China.

Nope. Aparently this actually happened at 6am Eastern.

that white ball is gonna show every speck of soot it will inevitably collect over the next two weeks.
this is the last time it will look clean

That one guy standing there spinning the non-flaming sticks is the best indication of the NBC coverage of this shit.

Way better than Rio

if they'd opened with shit like this instead of >muh augmented reality and >muh drones and >muh pre recorded children segments, i'd have been very into it, but this late in i'm too bored and checked out to be interested

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No because Korea is halfway around the world

Have we even reached the crescendo yet?

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Does anyone else see Olympic athletes and just want to kill themselves after realizing how mediocre you are in life? haha

That black "lady" probably had a bigger dick than anybody reading this thread. Did you hear her voice? God damn.

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random S. Korean stoner wandering around ceremony.

Final score?

I'm upgrading mine to 8/10. Pretty awesome Winter Olympics ceremony.

That guy just wandering around lmao

>this red guy

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How was this guy able to just walk around down there?

Well Rio was straight up poverty olympics.

who is this madman making it out there twice with his headphones on

NBC showed it. They never show that shit!

Kek what the fuck was that guy doing

Also that old guys hat is fly af

live events start again in about 3 hours on NBC Sports and online

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Absolute madman
>You will never have the balls to crash an Olympic ceremony

>not wanting to kill THEM instead for being better than you
You need to re-evaluate your priorities, user.

>bah gahd stone cold just broke him in half!

The opening felt half as long as Sochi's. Also, no history involved, no Admiral Yi, nothing.
Pretty, but I like history in my openings.

>Not once, but twice

Man, Korea really has no security do they?

MXC

>Hey vic, check me out. Im mexican like a taco.....

Right you are ken

>not already wanting to kill yourself always

Opening ceremonies starts in one minute for me.

is it true that less people watch this than in the 90s and early 00s? I feel like people just watch their individualized netflix content every night instead. What a shame because big communal rituals like this are important

all of their security is stuck at the DMZ

A lack of black people there.

Sexy Jung Un there to seduce Pence?

Ah yes, the peace loving pacifist Bismarck

Why do you think there are 35,000 of us there?

Obligatory reminder that the olympic village is full of orgies between extremely fit young people

think he was stoned or perhaps zoned out from all the vidya

Jokes on you

I'm already depressed after reading about one of the US astronauts who is also a doctor AND a navy seal

>ywn

you know Saddam had a quote

>headphones
what was he listening to?

The cauldron for the Olympic flame looks like some cheap shit you can find at the Target home section.

i dont think so

i mean, the World Cup is still the most watched event in the whole world. i can't imagine the Olympics being too far behind

Should've taken a selfie with that old guy

So basically everything that airs on the main NBC channel is a re-run, right? I think that's how it's been in the past.

The smaller sister networks seem to be the only ones carrying events live.

Yes. I've worked at walmart for 13 years. It doesn't take much for me to feel mediocre.

Was Arirang cutoff, it felt like it on NBC?

They blew all their money on goblins, drones, and silly hats for old men. Lay off of them, you prick.

>ywn fuck a women's downhill skiing athlete

Imagine their toned body and all that stamina hhnnngh

>There will soon be a day where every country gets LEAFED and there will be no more olympics

Also consider that they're all in one area for two weeks and they are all in a high pressure competitive situation with a lot of pent up energies to just release somewhere somehow

"Even the shithole countries."

I think they might have love daytime programming. But yep anything in prinetime is just reruns of USA events. In the past you could only watch those live online I'm not sure if theyre dling that again

Watching the 8pm replay atm

They were showing live ice skating last night. But it's mostly tape delay.

>pyeongchang.olympicchannel.com/schedule/

On which timezones are the events listed there?

So where the fuck I can watch shit live?
The only stream links I see are NBC shit and if there reruns done after the live event happened they are useless

110,000 condoms for 2,925 athletes.

NBC aired live figure skating last night

The fuck I will. How many billions of dollars do we spend on this shithold country to "protect" it from some asshole up north? Our AMERICAN athletes are going to fucking sweep up these gold medals. Don't disprespect them with some shit cauldron.

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anyone got any webms of the guy?

>this guy doesn't realize how much silly hats for old men cost
Please. They had the choice between one or the other, and they made the right choice.

Hot
Ugly flag

This. It's like recording the weather channel.

I think that NBCSN has live coverage and there's live coverage on their website. Right now they're doing figure skating practice and alpine skiing trials live on their site.

You need to validate a cable provider but if you do the free week of YouTube TV that works.

So the silly Team America gloves were apparently from Ralph Lauren and cost $995 for a pair.

Why can't I watch it on my vue?

Do you know any streaming places that have trials? I have Sling and have been repeating free trials, but am unsure if they have any if the Olympic briadcasts.

Just wait for Tokyo 2020. Our government is literally autistic about the preparations, also we really fucking hate Korea and want to one-up them at every opportunity, so you're probably gonna see a fully functional Gundam, at the very least.

Will there be tentacle porn?

[citation needed]

not that I doubt they're expensive, but $995 seems a bit much for Ralph Lauren (maybe if they were Hermes)

Hoping for a miku hologram show, but on a massive scale.

Your "american" athletes are representing other countries

This only triggers me when I see an olympic waifu and get attached - then remember she's probably getting plowed by the entire bobsled team

Nobody gives a shit about the winter Olympic and anyone who tells you otherwise is delusional. The only reason people give a fuck is because of hockey and that is going to be shit this year

How sad that two countries can be so divided when they all look the same

A FUCKING PENINSULA

i just wanna see grills in once piece swimsuits and school girl outfits.

Topping Korea will be easy.

Forge some Katana and get some reenactors out on stage in full Samurai Armor and you'll have won already.

2028 America will be your only competition for opening ceremony from then on.

I don't know, but like I said the free week of YouTube TV works. That's what I'm using. You have to put in a credit card so you have to remember to cancel before the week is up, then I'm sure you can just make another gmail account and get another free week.