The 5'6" bony female protagonist beat the shit outta seven 300 lbs 6'5'' henchmen

>The 5'6" bony female protagonist beat the shit outta seven 300 lbs 6'5'' henchmen.

its hard to believe but it happens. I often wrestle against my sister which is way thinner and smaller than I am, I'm 182cm and she is like 170cm.
still beats me everytime and wins.

too be fair she is a fat bitch and you are a lanklet

Why? Is she an experienced wrestler, or are you just pathetically weak? Even if she is extraordinarily strong for a female and experienced in wrestling, you still shouldn't be losing that match-up.

that's hot

You two fucked right after right?

>female protaganist uses her opponent's strength against him, her flexibility, and her enviorment to take out her stronger opponent
>tense during every fight due to the knowledge that one punch could knock her out and she will likely be gang raped

Its just really hard to pin her down, she is like 54kg and i'm at 83kg.

Can't even really grab her because she is like a snake and always escapes my grip.

It really ends up with her sitting on top of me trying to tickle me with her hair or just sitting on my chest until I give up.

So you two fucked right?

That's because you lose on purpose

BRAAAAAP

Lmao!!

I'm actually not losing on purpose, I even lose when I try my hardest.

its just impossible to pin her down. like I could put my whole body weight on her and she still manages to get somehow out and turn the fight around.
also when she is about to lose she starts biting or scratching me which is unfair.

i dont believe this stooge. he's probably just making the whole thing up

Go on, I'm almost finished.

You guys actually believe this kid ahhahahahaahahahahahahah

I'm not a kid faggot, I'm trying to win against my sister for over 2 decades now.
its impossible, she has perfected her technique.

Literally the entire plot of Salt, did you just see it OP? What did you think?

Salt was bullshit

yeah i bet you enjoy every minute of losing you horny bastard

Next time tag me in. I bet we can take her. We'll take off our clothes first too to make sure none of us have any illegal weapons. Maybe put some oil on eachother to make sure the playing field is level.

Do you lick her pussy as punishment

you are you sister pusy slave

Test

no its pure humiliation because i'm a grown ass man and can't even handle my tiny sister.

no its something personal, usually the aftermath of an argument that started out as something harmless.
nobody knows we wrestle around.

no but during fighting it can happen that she sits near my throat or chokes me with her thighs.

no I'm not.

just feel a little bit less manly because I can't win such a fight.

name 5 movies where that happens

>5'2" rapper says he's going to fuck ur bitch

Europeans are so weird

>I am legend

>Hancock

>Deja Vu

>Spawn

>Blade

>Suicide Squad

>The Green Mile

does she know that you fetishize your wrestling with her?

>armed henchmen run into melee combat with an unarmed protagonist

she doesn't care, laughs about it everytime she wins and goes on a rant how I have never a chance in beating her.

Lick hers pusy and stab penis in to side of her film and push onto 4chans

...

I believe he was saying you should lick her pussy and stick your dick inside of her while filming it and post the video here on Sup Forums. Maybe. Or maybe that's what I wanted to read.

sounds like too much work desu

>I often "wrestle" against my sister

like this?

All five Avengers movies.

GO ON

TELL US THE BEST TIME

>that video where Ronda Rousey gets absolutely stomped by a chubby high schooler

(((YOU)))

SHE'S WEAK BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN

NOT BECAUSE SHE'S SHORT

I was once attacked by a mentally ill small girl in my school (I was 23 at that point)

>sit behind crazy girl in trade school
>she thinks I was laughing about her but was actually laughing at Sup Forums thread
>suddenly she gets loud and angry
>powerwalks in my direction after I can't stop laughing in her face
>ohshit.jpg
>get up
>I'm like 3 heads taller
>build like a brickhouse (I'm a big guy)
>grab her by the throat and push her down on the table
>choke her, her short arms can't reach me
>her face turns deep red
>give her over to teacher
>dust off my poloshirt and take a seat like nothing happened
>the younger kids (the others were like 17/18) started to avoid me from that moment
>the cops didn't got involved and she had to apologize to me

Why the fuck were you 23 years old in high school?

> What is fiction?

been in the army and have been NEET for some time

Wait, what?

I also said trade school not Highschool.
thats the school you got to go here when you finished HS and need to learn a job.
which happens around 17/18
I was NEET after HS, then went to military and then got an apprenticeship that send me to that school.

I didn't even know such a thing was possible. Also stop looking at Sup Forums and study before you end up another homeless vet you slut.

everything fine now, I'm done with that school and searching for a job now

have to compete against hot 19yo girls as office worker.

Girls are lighter and faster and more dextrous

I could never outwrestle my sister even though I was the best wrestler at my school

Throw in Office Christmas Party where Jennifer Aniston knows Krav Maga and beats up like 3 dudes at the same time.

name ONE movie where this happens, faggot

yeah thats why we have separate men and womens divisions in wrestling
so the men have a chance to compete

i bet youre a fucking leaf

and weight classes


Hollywood started doing this shit 100% on purpose.

Wasn't a trope even 20 years ago.

he's not 5'2 more like 5'8

none probably ;_;

Ok then smartass why do we have separate men and women's divisions in wrestling. go on

My girlfriend beats me in wrestling purely because she weighs more than me

Are you sure you're not letting her win because you're into dom?

holy fuck he clearly gave up and let that slam piece sit on his face! fuck that's what I would have done

I've always wanted to say this

put me in the screencap

because the women would stand no chance against any man of comparable skill?

>Girls are faster

>aggravated battery against a pregnant woman
Lol what a nigger