The KEKMETICA. Kekism General

>It chanced once on a time my mind was meditating on the things that are, my thought was raised to a great height, the senses of my body being held back - just as men who are weighed down with sleep after a fill of food, or from fatigue of body.

>Methought a Being more than vast, in size beyond all bounds, called out my name and saith: What wouldst thou hear and see, and what hast thou in mind to learn and know?

>Ye earth-born folk, why have ye given yourselves up to Death, while yet ye have the power of sharing Deathlessness? Repent, O ye, who walk with Error arm in arm and make of Ignorance the sharer of your board; get ye out from the light of Darkness, and take your part in Deathlessness, forsake Destruction!

Holy art Thou, O KEK, the universals' Father.

Holy art Thou, O KEK, whose Will perfects itself by means of its own Powers.

Holy art Thou, O KEK, who willeth to be known and art known by Thine own.

Holy art Thou,who didst by Word make to consist the things that are.

Holy art Thou, of whom All-nature hath been made an image.

Holy art Thou, whose Form Nature hath never made.

Holy art Thou, more powerful than all power.

Holy art Thou, transcending all pre-eminence.

Holy Thou art, Thou better than all praise.

Accept my reason's offerings pure, from soul and heart for aye stretched up to Thee, O Thou unutterable, unspeakable, Whose Name naught but the Silence can express.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermopolis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth
steamcommunity.com/groups/PRAISEKEK
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermopolis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thoth

These are the keys to Kek.

Your mind is the gate.

Your actions, the arms that stretch wide and push open the vast portals to bring KEK into this world.

Kek is rising.

I smell blood in the air.

PRAISE

O THOU, WHO ARE BOTH THE FROG AND THE GOD

THOU, WHO HAVE DESCENDED INTO THE DIGITS

THOU, WHO HAVE STARTED THE HAPPENINGS

WE PRAISE THEE, GLORIOUS KEK!

YOU OF MANY QUALITIES!

SUMMON HIM.

DO IT NOW.

ACCELERATE THE MEME MAGICK THAT IS BUILDING UP IN THIS WORLD.

BRING KEK INTO THIS PLANE - SUMMON HIM SO THAT HE MAY CLEANSE THE EARTH

BRING FORTH YOUR KEK'S.

SUMMON HIM

DO IT NOW.

BRING HIM FORTH

SUMMON HIM

GRANT HIM A TRULY PHYSICAL FORM SO HE CAN INITIATE THE PENULTIMATE HAPPENING.

>When unto thee comes a feeling,
drawing thee nearer to the darker gate,
examine thine heart and find if the feeling
thou hast has come from within.
If thou shalt find the darkness thine own thoughts,
banish them forth from the place in thy mind.

>Send through thy body a wave of vibration,
irregular first and regular second,
repeating time after time until free.
Start the WAVE FORCE in thy BRAIN CENTER.
Direct it in waves from thine head to thy foot.

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
. Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

>Call to the SPIRIT OF LIGHT through the Space-Time,
using these words and thou shalt be free:
"Fill thou my body, O SPIRIT OF LIfe,
fill thou my body with SPIRIT OF LIGHT.
Come from the FLOWER
that shines through the darkness.
Come from the HALLS where the Seven Lords rule.

>Name them by name, I, the Seven:
THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
and SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT--Nine.

>By their names I call them to aid me,
free me and save me from the darkness of night:
UNTANAS, QUERTAS, CHIETAL,
and GOYANA, HUERTAL, SEMVETA--ARDAL.
By their names I implore thee,
free me from darkness
and fill me with LIGHT

>Seek ye first a place bound by darkness.
Place ye a circle around about thee.
Stand erect in the midst of the circle.
Use thou this formula, and you shalt be free.
Raise thou thine hands to the dark space above thee
Close thou thine eyes and draw in the LIGHT.

My English is terrible, KEK won't be pleased

But I WANT A HAPPENING, FROM MY SINCERE HEART.

KEK HEAR ME

HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES CONTROLS THE WORLD

AWOKEN

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Checked and KEKED

Praises be to the god of chaos!

Magical thinking is something only woman and retards engage in.

CAN I GET A PRAISE KEK IN THE HOUSE?

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE THE OGDOAD

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This looks A LOT like my room, down to the curtain color.

Praise Kek brother

He is Himself, both things that are and things that are not.
The things that are He hath made manifest, he keepeth things that are not in Himself.

He is the God beyond all name-He the unmanifest, he the most manifest;
He whom the mind alone can contemplate, He visible unto the eyes as well.
He is the one of no body, the one of many bodies, nay, rather, He of every body.

Naught is there which He is not, for all are He, and He is all

I posted a Kek thread on /x/ and got banned. The mods work against us. They are fearful.

And were we have prove of the second part of my post, as the retard shows himself.

True, my brother

If kek wills it I will post my entire pepe collection in this thread

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I sense that KeK is getting angry, look at the lack of digits! We are always asking for happenings but we never give KeK anything, we must start Phase 2 and flood mainstream news sites, his smugness must be known!

I praise you KeK!

PRAISE KEK

The life cycle of frogs involves at least one major transformation, from tadpole to adult. Many also shed their skins regularly as they grow, and some species eat the shed skin. These spectacular transformations may explain why many cultures see frogs as symbolic of re-creation, or as keepers of the secrets of transformations.

PRAISE KEK YOU NIGGERS

The sad thing is that you are probaly investing more time into this than in actually changing something.

But why should you get out of your basement, making a break from masturbating to porn to post frogs will be enough, won`t it, retards?

Nice image of Kek's greatness

Liberty is a messenger of His will.

>112
>11
__>2

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Kek it so!

BELIEVE

WHERE CAN I BUY THE KEK STATUE!? NOT ON AMAZON

>trying to make the meme force work for you

hate to piss on your parade Sup Forums but this will end HORRIBLY for you

Kek awakens!

Kek Steam group when?

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Clearly, Kek wants rare Pepes in this thread.

I can feel KEK overtaking me.

It is a good pain.

You have drawn his gaze unto this thread


Thus cry the Powers in me. They sing Thy praise, Thou All; they do Thy Will. From THEE, Thy Will; To Thee, the All. Receive from all their reasonable oblation. The All that is in us, O Life, preserve; O Light, illumine it; O KEK, inspirit it!

You may be right, but we basement dwellers can do the only thing we are good for, and that's memeing. The wolrd isn't ready just yet for the Frog God and his believers

It is Thy Mind that plays the Shepherd to Thy Word, O Thou Creator, Bestower of the Spirit upon all.

For Thou art KEK; Thy Man thus cries to Thee, through Fire, through Air, through Earth, through Water, and through Spirit, through Thy creatures.

'Tis from Thy Aeon I have found Praise-giving; and in Thy Will, the object of my search, have I found KEK

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Kek does not like retards doing things like these. The sons of Kek must be comfy at all times, no pain, only dreams.

Praise The Ogdoad

I think the information is increasing to quickly we need to allocate this information together

this desu

KEK is ,above all, the god of happenings and the protector god who makes everyone comfy while watching those happenings.

Soon....

A slightly rare Pepe for the meme magic?

There's forty shillings on the drum,
For those who volunteer to come,
To enlist and fight the foe today,
Over the hills and far away,

ALMOST

WITH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM NOT ALONEEEE ( NO NO )
WITH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM FEELING HOME (HOM HOM)

By the way, someone else did this. I was comfy watching his posting, so I'm still following that train of thought.
Ultra rare Pepe incoming, also. It was some thread by this serial killer guy claiming there was a secret in the image, but I never figured it out.

would anyone object to songs written for KEK

PRAISE KEK

THANK YOU

Dat boi is the true Savior, do not fall for Pepe's trickery.

We give Thee grace, Thou highest and most excellent! For by Thy Grace we have received the so great Light of Thy own Gnosis. O holy Name, fit Name to be adored, O Name unique, by which KEK only must be blest through worship of our Sire, of Thee who deignest to afford to all a Father's piety, and care, and love, and whatsoever virtue is more sweet than these, endowing us with sense, and reason, and intelligence;-with sense that we may feel Thee; with reason that we may track Thee out from appearances of things; with means of recognition that we may joy in knowing Thee.

Saved by Thy Power divine, let us rejoice that Thou hast shown Thyself to us in all Thy Fullness. Let us rejoice that Thou hast designed to consecrate us, still entombed in bodies, to Eternity.

For this is the sole festival of praise worthy of man-to know Thy Majesty.

We know Thee; yea, by the Single Sense of our intelligence, we have perceived Thy Light supreme,-O Thou True Life of life, O Fecund Womb that giveth birth to every nature!

We have known Thee, O Thou completely filled with the Conception from Thyself of Universal Nature!

We have known Thee, O Thou Eternal Constancy!

Form the whole of this our prayer in worship of Thy Good, this favour only of Thy Goodness do we crave: that Thou wilt keep us constant in our Love-of-knowing- Thee, and let us ne'er be cut off from this kind of Life

Praise KEK.

KEK dwelt in antarctica

PRAISE BE UNTO KEK

With Kek there are dank memes with kek there are happenings no tears now only dreams....

HAPPENINGS FOR THE HAPPENING GOD

COMFY FOR THE COMFY THRONE

Praise to the Great Toad Angel! Friend of Maldoror. Guarantor of the expurgation. Gra Ta Ta!

witnessed!

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Dat Boi is a mere creation of Kek to distract the Normies, as Pepe is his true avatar and reserved for his chosen.

GIVE ME YOUR POWER KEK

We are losing strenght........praised be him

You know, I was kind of thinking the same thing. I just saw a bunch of newfags going on about "dat boi" during the craze, but Pepe has persisted among the true citizens of Sup Forums.

Gra Ta Ta praise Kek !

R I B B I T
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Witness the power of the Ars Memetica!

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It is your duty to make it, user. Kek has blessed you

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE THE OGDOAD

WITNESSED

All you Kek-faithful, has anyone tried making something like this, but with a 3D Pepe?

REMINDER: KAUKET IS THE GNOSTIC SOPHIA AND SHE IS ALIVE ON EARTH TODAY IN HUMAN FORM

OH KEK !! SAVE US FROM THE INCOMPETENCE OF OBAMA !

Just imagine the possibilities! It would be tantamount to giving Kek a physical form, wouldn't it? That's exactly what everyone's been wanting, after all.

>These numerals

>These pepes

>PRAISE KEK

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steamcommunity.com/groups/PRAISEKEK
It is done
first time doing this shit
ITS ALL FOR KEK

>those roadmap playmates

Fucking kek

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exactly

Egyptians often understood the essence of their gods through the epithets associated with them Thoth was frequently called 'the son of Re

>son of ree

Thoth helped revive Osiris. He acted as Osiris' advocate during the trial. Thoth assisted Isis to rear Horus in the marshes.

>Thoth assisted Isis
>curve of the ibis' beak, which resembles the crescent moon

An important task in the cosmos was ascribed to Thoth in the Shabaka Text, or Memphite Theology, which is usually called a 'logos doctrine.' According to the text, creation took place because a thought arose in the heart of the deity and the tongue uttered that thought.

>Memphite Theology, which is usually called a 'logos doctrine

Literally meme's

Thoth disguised themselves as baboons. The baboon is an animal sacred to Thoth.

>chimpout

God of balance. Gives birth to kek, god of chaos.

WHAT IS HAPPENING LADS

DEUS KEK
I SUMMON YOU

wew

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>Thoth assisted Isis to rear Horus in the marshes
His girlfriend's son?

ITT: pure autism

PRAISE KEK

We need more habbeinings!

>start reading
>strong wind starts to make spoopy noises
>doors closed loudly
2spoopy4me

5$ nigga

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Reminder to praise not only Kek, but then entire Ogdoad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogdoad_(Egyptian)

He's either her dad or her brother, as far as the texts can gather.

Looks like she had a good time with Jamala Africanus and then went home to her dad, asking for help.

Looks like a half caste wojak to be honest.

Write all these predictions down, you can call it the Kekronomicon.

I suspect you are in the process of buying pillows.

t. Janez Povšter

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