not so fast nerds
YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS WON A GOLD IN THE 2018 OLYMPICS
the Winter Olympics aren't even official
What is this mickey mouse event?
Glorius
Stop me, Scandifags.
stfu messi stop eating pizza so you can run and score tap ins
Yes hello is this the winners lounge?
lol you faggots gonna look pretty dumb at the end
D-does 2 silvers count as a gold?
Only if you send johaug nudes
hello nerds
human olympics. not for you to worry about, subhuman coloured.
I could send Nora Mork nudes but that would be illegal also I don't have those photos.
Hi there
based swedes stealing medals from nordopers
Welcome. Kinda funny that we muslim-countrys win
>summersports
Urk
>tfw we are the silver-extra
WE'RE ON TOP HAHAHA
Update please
*ahem*
Feels good boys
Nertherlands top of the table out of nowhere!
Did Holland win the speed skating? I can't believe it
>Stadpadding in speed skating
Truly I am shook.
We Nordic now?
Onder"""mensen""" de neuk uitgeblazen
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>not having four medals already
Everyone else can just go home
Enjoy this moment, Nederbros.
>speedskating
is this a sport?
Speed skating is the swimming of the Winter Olympics
Boring statpadding for retardos :^]
When are the first icehockey matches?
>70m more inhabitants
>still in our shadow
Now
>w-we don't care
You just suck xoxo
>Getting the medals of the first day
h-hahaf- fucking p-plebs
your just angry your best speedskater is almost 60 years old
When are we going to win a medal?
Have some respect for your superiors.
Anni a qt tho
Dont worry its coming home lad
do dutch really love their skating so much? is skating a big deal over there?
This isn't the summer olympics
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>biting bait while being on top
Inferiority complex: the country :3
Yea
Skating is HUGE and during the Olympics even bigger than football. Skating is a very big deal
Can we combine ost-tyskland with tyskland yet
She has a real big snout desu
Look how comfy
>being a winter country
>not a summer country
lmaoing at you from my tropical paradise
Just as big as corruption is in yours.
Also a big rack. Was the former doper skating again?
How often do the canals freeze?
Why are Denmark considered a Nordic country again?
>1, 2 and 3 in only 1 distance
Are other countries even trying?
Why are there so many mills there?
Almost never. So if they do then the entire country will stop whatever they're doing and go outside and skate
Not often enough
that does look comfy
i didn't know it'd get cold enough for rivers to freeze over in the netherlands
Mickey mouse olympics, which on literally cares about.
Flat country with no opportunities for actual fun and exciting winter sports. Of course they love skating it’s the only thing they can cling to.
Google Elfstedentocht
It's the biggest dutch hype event in our culture
P O L D E R
oh ok europe still sucks for its mild climate. one thing north america is better for
Have to admit, looks beautiful. Great!
They ride bikes in summer, they skate in winter
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>the last Elfstedentocht was 21 years ago
Where does the time go?
breeding-meeitng ground for 'new dutch' and dutch light eyed blondes :)
>people are posting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who weren't alive during the last elfstedentocht
yikes
It looks so fucking comfy
>You'll never skate kilometers hand holding your gf in a cold sunny day between mills in the Netherlands
wow
korean girls suck at hockey
5 - 0 Switzerland
Subhuman ITT. Hellou.
MOOOODS
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friendly reminder that speed skating events are irrelevant without two current world record holders(500 and 1500), who were not invited by IOC
What the fuck is your flag bruh?
I haven't seen it during the cereminy
Would have to combine russland and the sovjetunion then
>UK isn't a grey hellhole
didn't they merge the NK and SK teams like 2 months prior to the olympics? I doubt the y even practiced together. ofc they suck
>10pm in Korea when I wake up
Man, working 10pm-5am will fucking suck these Olympics. I'm not done late enough to watch after my shift and when I wake up most of the events are finished.
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lmao, they didn't invite Russia to the olympics? fucking pathetic
lmao cuck
Stop doing so many drugs.
No you wouldn't.
>Germany = West Germany + East Germany
>Russia = Soviet Union - lots of meme countries
Spot the difference?
Wow if you combine the 2 Germanies they had the same amount golds, silvers and 13 less bronze than Norway. Crazy coincedence.
big if true
Should've annexed parts of Germany when we had the chance
We'd have even more Turks here tho no thanks
Why are Scandinavians so fucking gay for the winter Olympics
OH LOOK AT US WE CAN SKI HEHEH SO COOL HEHEH SO APRES SO SLEEK.
OH LOOK ABOTHER BLONDE MAN AND BLONDE WOMAN HEHE
Also why are they so fucking chidish. They seriously sound like kidnapped children let out when they have to ski. Listen to them when they are interviewed. They eat in thier bunker and then come out to ski, therefore have the mentality of children
Also, watch when one of our 5 or 6 Olympians btfo you and you miss yourself
What sports are you good at again?
We suck ass in pretty much all sports in the Summer Olympics and we're a joke in football and other popular sports. Winter Olympics is the one thing we completely dominate and it's fun to watch your country do well.
Neck yourself, western England.
ur ireland hehe
The eleven gold medals won by West Germany before reunification and the eight won by the "United team of Germany" are missing in that graph. It only shows the medals won by the former East Germany and those won by proper Germany before being split up and since reunification.
We actually won 137 gold medals in total: 79 (Germany) + 8 (United team of Germany) + 11 (West Germany) + 39 (East Germany)
West Germany was just below Japan. I couldn't fit. it.
>They seriously sound like kidnapped children let out when they have to ski.
big if true
nice post, though
To be honest I'm just butt mad were don't have enough snow
Look at this faggot