YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS WON A GOLD IN THE 2018 OLYMPICS

not so fast nerds

the Winter Olympics aren't even official

What is this mickey mouse event?

Glorius

Stop me, Scandifags.

stfu messi stop eating pizza so you can run and score tap ins

Yes hello is this the winners lounge?

lol you faggots gonna look pretty dumb at the end

D-does 2 silvers count as a gold?

Only if you send johaug nudes

hello nerds

human olympics. not for you to worry about, subhuman coloured.

I could send Nora Mork nudes but that would be illegal also I don't have those photos.

Hi there

based swedes stealing medals from nordopers

Welcome. Kinda funny that we muslim-countrys win

>summersports
Urk

>tfw we are the silver-extra

WE'RE ON TOP HAHAHA
Update please

*ahem*

Feels good boys

Nertherlands top of the table out of nowhere!

Did Holland win the speed skating? I can't believe it

>Stadpadding in speed skating

Truly I am shook.

We Nordic now?

Onder"""mensen""" de neuk uitgeblazen

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>not having four medals already
Everyone else can just go home

Enjoy this moment, Nederbros.

>speedskating
is this a sport?

Speed skating is the swimming of the Winter Olympics
Boring statpadding for retardos :^]

When are the first icehockey matches?

>70m more inhabitants
>still in our shadow

Now

>w-we don't care
You just suck xoxo

>Getting the medals of the first day
h-hahaf- fucking p-plebs

your just angry your best speedskater is almost 60 years old

When are we going to win a medal?

Have some respect for your superiors.

Anni a qt tho

Dont worry its coming home lad

do dutch really love their skating so much? is skating a big deal over there?

This isn't the summer olympics

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>biting bait while being on top
Inferiority complex: the country :3

Yea

Skating is HUGE and during the Olympics even bigger than football. Skating is a very big deal

Can we combine ost-tyskland with tyskland yet

She has a real big snout desu

Look how comfy

>being a winter country
>not a summer country
lmaoing at you from my tropical paradise

Just as big as corruption is in yours.

Also a big rack. Was the former doper skating again?

How often do the canals freeze?

Why are Denmark considered a Nordic country again?

>1, 2 and 3 in only 1 distance
Are other countries even trying?

Why are there so many mills there?

Almost never. So if they do then the entire country will stop whatever they're doing and go outside and skate

Not often enough

that does look comfy
i didn't know it'd get cold enough for rivers to freeze over in the netherlands

Mickey mouse olympics, which on literally cares about.

Flat country with no opportunities for actual fun and exciting winter sports. Of course they love skating it’s the only thing they can cling to.

Google Elfstedentocht
It's the biggest dutch hype event in our culture

P O L D E R

oh ok europe still sucks for its mild climate. one thing north america is better for

Have to admit, looks beautiful. Great!

They ride bikes in summer, they skate in winter

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>the last Elfstedentocht was 21 years ago

Where does the time go?

breeding-meeitng ground for 'new dutch' and dutch light eyed blondes :)

>people are posting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who weren't alive during the last elfstedentocht
yikes

It looks so fucking comfy
>You'll never skate kilometers hand holding your gf in a cold sunny day between mills in the Netherlands

wow
korean girls suck at hockey

5 - 0 Switzerland

Subhuman ITT. Hellou.

MOOOODS

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friendly reminder that speed skating events are irrelevant without two current world record holders(500 and 1500), who were not invited by IOC

What the fuck is your flag bruh?
I haven't seen it during the cereminy

Would have to combine russland and the sovjetunion then

>UK isn't a grey hellhole

didn't they merge the NK and SK teams like 2 months prior to the olympics? I doubt the y even practiced together. ofc they suck

>10pm in Korea when I wake up

Man, working 10pm-5am will fucking suck these Olympics. I'm not done late enough to watch after my shift and when I wake up most of the events are finished.

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lmao, they didn't invite Russia to the olympics? fucking pathetic

lmao cuck

Stop doing so many drugs.

No you wouldn't.

>Germany = West Germany + East Germany
>Russia = Soviet Union - lots of meme countries

Spot the difference?

Wow if you combine the 2 Germanies they had the same amount golds, silvers and 13 less bronze than Norway. Crazy coincedence.

big if true

Should've annexed parts of Germany when we had the chance

We'd have even more Turks here tho no thanks

Why are Scandinavians so fucking gay for the winter Olympics

OH LOOK AT US WE CAN SKI HEHEH SO COOL HEHEH SO APRES SO SLEEK.

OH LOOK ABOTHER BLONDE MAN AND BLONDE WOMAN HEHE

Also why are they so fucking chidish. They seriously sound like kidnapped children let out when they have to ski. Listen to them when they are interviewed. They eat in thier bunker and then come out to ski, therefore have the mentality of children

Also, watch when one of our 5 or 6 Olympians btfo you and you miss yourself

What sports are you good at again?

We suck ass in pretty much all sports in the Summer Olympics and we're a joke in football and other popular sports. Winter Olympics is the one thing we completely dominate and it's fun to watch your country do well.

Neck yourself, western England.

ur ireland hehe

The eleven gold medals won by West Germany before reunification and the eight won by the "United team of Germany" are missing in that graph. It only shows the medals won by the former East Germany and those won by proper Germany before being split up and since reunification.
We actually won 137 gold medals in total: 79 (Germany) + 8 (United team of Germany) + 11 (West Germany) + 39 (East Germany)

West Germany was just below Japan. I couldn't fit. it.

>They seriously sound like kidnapped children let out when they have to ski.

big if true

nice post, though

To be honest I'm just butt mad were don't have enough snow

Look at this faggot