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>No interview with De Jong yet
Fire whoever is in charge of the NOS today

Why new thread, it's done, is it not?

Dutch autism

ugly looking women on the thumbnail

it's already over though

Is everyone else even trying?

Shit's over, yo

FUCK YOU DOUCHELAND

nice

yes we tried

can't hear you over the sound of our sweep

he wants to brag in the catalog

>the state of any country that isnt dutch rn

Olympic ass best ass

N U K E W O R S T K O R E A

That was a bit of a choke

Why do the dutch love to shill their ugly horse face women.

no

Hello Ahmed

Carlijn is really cute, especially considering how ugly her family on the tribune was

Why do the swedes love to shill their effeminate twink boys?

>tfw no cyclocross in the olympics

We could show our truly great athletes. Itll be much more competetitive than speed skating. At least here theres Belgians challenging the dutch GOAT.

>BRIT

YOU BRITS WON'T WIN SHIT IN THIS WINTER OLYMPICS 100% CONFIRMED AND NO GOLD 100% GUARANTEED.

This commentator who lost her voice sounds like she is crying the whole time.

There is nothing to be proud of.
How about winning medals in other fields of sports besides speed skating.

The Netherlands is a joke. Check out the 2014 BBC Anna Holligan report about Dutch skating. The only reason the dutch win is due to that most dutch people are quite tall.

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>that post
why are swedes so autistic?

Brits are the most autistic people on earth

I would rather date a cute British girl, than any fucking Dutch slut.

Her name is Anna Sloan - she's a curler.

oh look its the selfhating Sup Forumserg, you're still here

W-what about a cute British boy?

>he doesnt know about our curling teams

don't you have to choke on some refugee dick right now?

YOUR CURLING TEAM WON'T WIN A GOLD MEDAL 100% GURANTEED, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE LOTTERY MONEY OR OIL MONEY

You can hate me all you want, but you can not deny that the BBC and I speak the truth.

Sorry I'm hetro, I really want to date a British cutie with that cute accent. You know a girl like Natalie Dormer.

Execute all toothpastes.

AMX AMX

my dick is going to explode from these speed skating thighs

Get help you sex addicted pervert! How dare you sexualise and objectify women! Stop looking for explicit moments. I'm reporting you!

Yes, you're right. Achtereekte is an absolute giant.

Sorry sweden, we don't burka our women.

who are you kidding. The netherland is bowing over for islam more than Sweden.

In my town, leaflets have been handed out demanding women to dress modestly as to now offend people from different ethic backgrounds.

waar woon jij dan?

nice lie brit, prove it

Now why neverlands doesn't try on a sport someone cares about?

Is this the same guy that makes anti-Amx threads

Kletsert

Holy fuck

Laat bewijs zien

start lucid dreaming friend.

checked

It's nonesense. Probably a russian troll.

If such leaflets were handed out PVV would be on it screaming full bloody gore.

Ok, I get it. Looks really doubtful.

I don't who could be behind this post.

its edited. please stop trying making a fool out of yourself and focus on the sports
otherwise go back to Sup Forums

if you post shoops at least use good ones

you could post some then

Shitposting helps me cope with the fact that my waifu didn't win.

I support this request

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whens the dutch guy skating for canada going to murder kramer

Checked

Except he is not.

what kind of fucking name is carlijn achtehreketepe

The 5k will commence 8 in te morning tomorrow.

behind Eekte

gevangenis in voor gebrek aan patriottisme

Buttmad manlet

Why don't you?

>inb4 niggerbat

8. The promo code may only be used by legal residents of the UK aged 18 and over.

well fuck. 1Euro for eurosport for whole moth or whole Olympics would be awesome.

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how will Trump ever recover?

De EU heeft gezegd dat patriottisme is racisme.

That is so racist

Good banter tbqh

>Semen Elistratov

Seedings for tomorrow's 5000m:
>Adrian Wielgat (Pol) - Nils van der Poel (Zwe)
>Emery Lehman (VS) - Ryosuke Tsuchiya (Jap)
>Livio Wenger (Zwi) - Seitaro Ichinohe (Jap)
>Simen Spieler Nilsen (Noo) - Bob de Vries
>Lee Sueng-hoon (ZKo) - Bart Swings (Bel)
>Andrea Giovannini (Ita) - Havard Bokko (Noo)
>Davide Ghioppo (Ita) - Alexis Contin (Fra)
>Jan Blokhuijsen - Peter Michael (NZl)
>Ted-Jan Bloemen (Can) - Sverre Lunde Pedersen (Noo)
>Sven Kramer - Patrick Beckert (Dui)
>Nicola Tumolero (Ita) - Moritz Geisreiter (Dui)

I'd argue that Ted-Jan Flowers has the best draw to become the Olympic champion, but I might be wrong. The duel between him and Pedersen will drive them both to fast times.
Kramer is going to have to have a great day to win.

>tfw its gonna be one of those again where kramer seems to fall behind but in the end just wins again because everyone else blew all their energy early

Honestly don't get why this sport has so many disciplines when it has so little competition. At least make Bandy an olympic sport.

Anyone watching Germany vs Poland women's speed skating? Female announcer on CBC lost her voice but is being forced to talk still. It is painful

I heard that earlier. It was pretty hard to listen to.

Hahahahahahaha

Did anyone record this?

it isn't that big of a deal, you can hear her 1h in.

I'm a /kimmissile/ now

okay, here I'll show you it. I was testing out making webms anyways so this was good.
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>TFW you will never compete on the highest level of sport with your king and queen cheering you on.
Why even live, guys?

It's just a holiday for them honestly; as well as an opportunity for our king to lobby for another seat in the IOC committee.

It's a holiday for anyone going as a spectator, isn't it?

Yes. And it's a holiday by proxy for me too because it's my tax money that's paying for the king's holiday.

Don't even. Check my flag and send thoughts and prayers.