/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Meal Time Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18- TBC
Red Bull RB14- TBC

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Michael Schumacher's status:
Veggies soup

>News:
WEC cucks itself over Alonso's schedule
McLel behind on development plans
Maurizio grill the grid boss edition champion

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AMX AMX

First for Mana may no longer be a Gazoo Lady in 3 days so enjoy her while you can

Reminder that the Bahamian has a literal shit fetish

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bad thread

>rude OP
>early OP

reminder that none of those posts are actually mine but I don't mind poo if it's from a CUTE GIRL

>archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76810805

>The first reply

Does Australia just KNEW about pooing in Lewis's loo?

shits all the same, if you like shit you like all shit

What?

Girls don't like you, Haitian scum.

Reminder that poo has no gender.

thats what we have porn for, dude

It's the Gazoo Lady graduation in 3 days.

This signals the end of their season. They get a big congratulations, some chocolates and flowers from Based Akio. There are usually tears and hugs.

They may sign her on for another year but I just don't know.
This is the time when they replace and swap them for new idols.

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Kobayashi just did a terrible ski jump at the Olympics.

>graduation
>Hey honey, I graduated from my job today!
>Hey where are you going?

Well some go on to have race queen jobs with Super GT teams which is considered above being a manufacturer only race queen.
Others go back to serving noodles in a cafe to lonely nerds.

Last year one of the Gazoo Ladies went on to become a rally co-driver in the domestic Japanese series.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81489468/#q81489613
reminder

>Mana status: Too old put on scrap heap

Remember to add this to next op

>implying this hasn't happened before
>implying she won't just get her Dad to extend it another year, again

Reminder

>tfw no Japanese cutie to make me noodles and pretend to give a shit about me for a few minutes

Reminder

I have a bad feeling about this lads

>cortinas got no clothes
eagerly await the dudes posts just for a glimpse of her

They consider SuperGT above WEC? What a strange but beautiful people.

>one of the Gazoo Ladies went on to become a rally co-driver
This is a very different profession though. It would be dangerous to rely on someone to navigate you when their speciality is holding numbers. Of course, it's possible she's good at that too.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80862733/#q80868207
reminder

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Mandela effect.

Lot of people streaming iracing bathurst 12 hour. this one just started. another 12hr later on when this one is complete

Winter Stream: Portugal 1993

>Hill On Pole
>Hill Stalls On Pole
>Engines Explode w/ Much Chaos

>mclel behind on development plans
Sauce please

But what if it is the last one?
We never know and I hate not knowing if this will be the last one.
It's like Russian roulette except worse because you have to live with the consequences.

Every week or so I double check to see if any of her clothes go on auction again.
If they do I'm buying them and shipping them to you. You deserve it.

The Gazoo Ladys do not do WEC races. Despite the WEC team sharing the Gazoo name they still operate pretty independently.
Mana went to the Nurburgring 24hrs because that was with the official Lexus/Toyota team.

Obviously being a race queen for a top Japanese team is gonna be a bigger thing. You get main coverage from Gals Paradise Magazine and DVDs and are more likely to go on with a developed Idol career.

You might want to download them before they get kill

youtube.com/channel/UCgutjkwMK0s3u6-nQBbu9LA/videos

Reminder that Mika's First McLaren Race, where he out qualifies Senna, and Senna loses it when Mika tries to make a joke.

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Oh, I didn't know that. Makes sense desu.

Shit name aside, Grand Prix Driver is pretty good tbhlads.

Thank you lad

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did the Nige store his intelligence in his moustache?

He went half-potato after his Le Mans shunt a few years ago.

>when Vandoorne spills spaghetti standing next to the models

uh-oh, trouble in paradise.

bald cunt going through the script with stoffel telling him what to say and then cheeky nando just does as he pleases throughout the whole thing was good.

>Yeah Jenson I'll come and support you in Super GT
>Toyota pls for the love of god get me out of this.

It all makes sense now.

Was it just me, or did it sound like Douglas saying Renault was edited in?

>you'll never get to play jap shit with nando

i just finished jensons buttons book and fuck me what a cunt.

>Hey user wanna come watch me play sim racing? Its super fun! My dad says its ok, just don't bring any food, my sister..she..has a problem

>Fernando: "I'm here to win, not for making friends."
Sadly, he will get neither.

jenson wouldnt be complaining if they did it for him but yeah, the WEC are cucks.

They went at it like rabbits behind Jenson's back didn't they?

>alonso being sexual

yea nah

wtf has she no nipples? Would not bang.

>She has no nips
>Alonso has no pec

Works out

Maybe she has innies?

Japs naturally have no nipples, while most decide to get them added on by plastic surgery during puberty many remain nippleless in protest to the racial slur 'nips'

One nipple between them.

I know they have pixely genitals too.

Its actually just really aggressive herpes

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>tfw ywn

post legs

>mana's perma-wrecked eyes
You'll never get rat-arsed with mana then rush to a photo shoot she totally forgot about

Battlefied 4 anyone?

Was thinking of trying Subnautica out. From what heard people seem to hate the devs but love the game. Then again it is an indie game

The appeal of survival sim keeps eluding me tbf so I can't express any pertinent opinion

Everything that came after 2 was trash, although an exception can be made for BF2142.

It would be so nice

Current Battlefield 4 is an incredibly solid game despite its rocky beginnings. The 30+ maps are mostly great, there's a lot of depth to the systems and customisation, the naval gameplay is fun and it's alive
I'm pretty happy about it

>halo
pass

>Not participating in Formula Trout Racing League during the off-season

>implying I know how to drive

don you got any racing games?

stop posting pictures of mana

What happens to old, washed up GAZOO girls? Do they end up into Mr. Toyoda's BDSM dungeon?

Better?

If the stuff I've been reading lately has any truth to it she will have to do terrible things for old, faceless, fat businessmen to make ends meet

whos ur most fac f1 driver ever
and thoughts about hamilton

it's very important to answer

is that General Takeshi?

you know it my man,
now answer the godamn question

That's General Tani.
Takeshi is the evil count, played by Takeshi Kitano

Winter Stream: Japan 1993

>Prost On Pole
>Senna Take Him At The Start
>Irvine's Debut, Scores Points, Punched By Senna

For me it's Lewis Hamilton MBE

>44

Apart from trackmania2, no

i never liked hamilton ever since seeing him celebrate on of his first wins in monte carlo with some rappers that didnt look like they belong there, i think it was pdiddy or some or other shit "artist"
fuck hamilton, f1 before him was better

As I said they got different roles.

Australia's favourite Juria now does fashion work, TV shows and booth jobs for companies like xperia. I think she even started in the background graphic for a horror based Pachinko machine.

2013 Gazoo lady Kisaragi Saya now is part of Cheer 1, a J-pop group supporting Japanese professional wrestling group Wrestle-1

2015 Saori Kurosu went onto do rally co-driving and light modelling.

If you really want me to I will go back and find out if any of them became JAV stars. I doubt it.

It's fucking General Lee you ignorant cunt.

>Alonso 2 weeks after moving to take part in Super GT

>Mansell getting ready for his McLaren debut

>tfw try to watch the new series and Jonathan Ross ruins the whole thing

The contestants fucking won in the first episode.

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damn, dude got old

>The contestants fucking won in the first episode.

They better have got a proper shite prize then. I assume they removed a bunch of the rounds due to possible injuries?

im sry i shat on ur general with starting the takeshi meme
but im also no sry, great memories, i used to love it as a kid

Nah they filmed it in Thailand to get round health and safety.

>tfw Americans are so utterly idiotic that they took the original show and basically edited it to hell and back adding in a load of bullshit and then re-dubbed all the people giving them weird characters

Shit lad then we're sorry for the horrible reboot attempt

>MXC

>tfw I unironically thought MxC was the original version as a kid
I regret nothing.

I just don't get why they couldn't leave it alone and laugh at Jap's seriously injuring themselves