You walk into a room and notice dozens of half-naked Turkish coup soldiers tied up on the ground

You walk into a room and notice dozens of half-naked Turkish coup soldiers tied up on the ground.

What do?

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Make fun of them for surrendering

It's probably one of their gay ass mud wrestling homo erotic competitions

Started humping for dog-tags.

If I was one of them right now I'd probably be wishing I fired on those Islamists

I'll never understand why they surrendered. They are headed for a fate worse than death.

Say "ooops, wrong room, sorry" and leave

"You have been liberated by the CIA SAD extraction team. Please proceed to the stealth choppers on the rooftop"

Get into some of that hairy roach boi pucci

I will tell them about their ancient Greek roots and how their ancestors were forcefully converted to Islam.

I will free them as proud Christian warriors and retake Constantinople.

Does anyone have that infographic that explains muslim extreamism by population, that ends with 100% but they still kill each other because they aren't devout enough?

If i was a member of the revered U.S. Marine Corp, i guess i would pee on them.

remove

So what happens next?

Stat kicking the shit out the muslim slime.

based serbia

Laugh. Roaches gonna roach

The sad thing is that many of them were apparently victims of a hoax.

The coup plotters, their superiors, told them to station themselves at certain strategic junctions (like the Bosporus bridge) and explained that they were part of a "training exercise." That explanation sounds plausible to me, since most soldiers allowed themselves to be pulled from their tanks and vehicles and man-handled by Turkroach Islamist civilians without the slightest illusion of resistance.

I think there's plausible deniability here. It is possible that very few of the soldiers really knew what they were a part of.

Set them free

Toss in knives

because people believe shit.

>you're cause is over. You can continue to fight and kill civilians, or you can surrender now and we will only hold the leadership at fault. you will be repatriated back into your ranks.

DUH. OK. SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR DEAL. I SURRENDER!

The victims of the act

>Erdogan appears and chases you around like an episode of Scooby-Doo

Fuck them in their cute butts :3

release them and help them escape.

>has included louder music and starts to dance
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Invoke inhumanity, free them and kick them out of the country.

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BREEDING SEASON

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Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

tickle one of them and leave

kek

lol

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Turks are so fucking gay they're literally taking this captured soldier's clothes off.

They are probably the gayest culture after Afghanistan, because nothing tops the little boy rape those goatfuckers have going on.

Inhumane, I can't bear to see them lose their dignity like that.

turn 360 degrees and remove kebab

me on the left

truley a fate worser than death

what is happening in this pic ?

Why are Turks so fucking gay? Why are Muslims in general simultaneously the most homophobic people around and the gayest dudes in the universe?

Turkish cultural exchange.

american soldiers having fun with iraqi prisoners in abu ghraib

It's as good a bathroom as any.

Time to baste the Turkey.

Guantanamo?

Turks get their fagginess from Greek genes, as well as there old warrior history (dudes being away from women for long periods of time, fucking each other to keep their sanity)

US Imperialism

isent it obvious?

the same reason half of Sup Forums is racist, cause they want to suck that nigger dick, but they are in denial

What about the female soldier?

Find the cutest one and fuck him.

Couple of street criminals getting scared straight.

freedom

That's a lot of moobs.

These guys needed at least majority support of the people in order for the coup to work, in fact thats the only way it could work. They werent just gonna start killing people in the street.

> This is my fetish.

"You boys look a little "cooped" up"

Why is there so many cockroaches?

underrated

Do you like gladiator movies?

dumb

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I usually pick them up by the leg and throw in the toilet, but for so many you need a broom.

Turkish bath house*

Leave it to the leaf to fuck it up

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WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

I'm sure your public school indoctrinated you well enough to believe imperialism is justified good nationalist. Ironically, Nationalism and imperialism are contradictory.

Most soldiers look like this, it's how actually strong people look, not bodybuilders or gym fags.
I imagine some of the actually fat ones in this vid are their officers.

They have killed civilians before, that's how coups work, they don't need popular support.

kek

Release them.

It's a reverse harem!

That's a big coup

scream muhammed is a pig cocksucking pedophile

But I didn't order a kebab.

Why can the religion of peace so good into theoretical change but not at all unto working preparation?