itt we post television commercial faps of yore
Itt we post television commercial faps of yore
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>tfw there will never be another commercial with the esurance mascot
nudes?
Didn't they retire her because of all the porn?
yes, sadly
;^)
It was a different time
ohh man
How the fuck am I supposed to jerk off to a thirty second ad?
>T-Mobile girl BTFO AT&T after they make fun of her in their commercial
*serenades you with a soothing tune*
>not edging yourself in anticipation then finally blowing your load when i comes on
>it takes him longer than 30 seconds to get off
lol loser
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it was a different time
i would be mid fap and this jingle would start on tv and i would edge on the bitch
pls suk muh calk
>google Education Connection
I was just singing the damn song earlier
>the hips
Ive jerked off to a girl on a game show, I get it. But even then I dont see how. It would end then you cant replay it.
life is fleeting
Yea ive used that line when I couldnt get it up too.
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Toyota commercial girl is underrated
life is fleeting,, just like the warmth of the cum shot up my asshol e..
I want Jan to sit on my face for the better part of an afternoon
T H I C C
>you will never enjoy a refreshing chicken sandwich lunch with her
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>ywn run your tongue against milana's ass lips
Why even get out of bed in the morning?
>swn spoonfeed you creamy probiotics
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Almost forgot about her. Guess Wendy's loves memes more than based Irishfu
jewish?
>swn give you a forceful, terrible handjob while relentlessly smiling and exuding a smug, condescending aura that makes you feel lesser
>you will never be cucked by flo
Moar?
>STOP FUCKING STOP
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Old body spray commercial with this naked chick with censor bars spraying herself. At the end there's a guy with a censor bar and sprays himself once.
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*slaps your girlfriend's ass*
I miss her so much. ;_;
The tribal girl from Western Sky.
thanks doc
>ass lips
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FUCK.
completely forgot this one.
Fuck indians trying to be fucking jewish scammers. I hope all the people who put this shit together get aids.
Paying back ~$41,000 for a $5,000 loan seems fair
>$5000 dollar loan
>You pay back 84 monthly payments of $486.58
>That's $40,872.72
Holy shit even a Jew would be embarrassed to attempt some bullshit like that.
You forgot about the IBS girl.
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This was a very confusing commercial for me as a young teen
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Is that Bella Thorne?
Catchy song.
Here's some more for you!
i'm high but this just had me think about whether or not i'd fuck my bros if they were turned into hot chicks and it's an enthusiastic YES to every single one of them
sorry bros
>84 payments of $486
>$40,824
>Paying back 800% on your $500 loan
No, Bella wishes she could get this gig.
>ass lips
Is that the Cooking with Cerebral Palsy girl?
FUCK
beep boop beepbeep beep
The old t mobile gril was hot i used to date a gril similar.
This is my new commercial waifu:
>$5,000 loan
>pay back $41,000
>those nips
Good taste.
>she was just the directors high school daughters friend
>he saw her and said "wanna be in a commercial"
>started recording her on the spot in his house
there is a MUH DICK somewhere in there
She was also high on "cough syrup"
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delete this!
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Native Americans are the western Jews
> "It's not like I had to get a bodyguard, but my parents stopped letting me go out alone for a while. … Plus, a lot of my fame seemed to me to be based on the fact that I seemed to be a vulnerable (stoned) young girl. That is never who I was or am. I don't want that kind of gendered fame, and I was never proud of the fact that a bunch of dudes on the Internet thought I was hot."
u must delet user
Nope
Jewish men married into the native american population trying to get government handouts and casino lisinces.
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There's something ironic about Native Americans screwing over other Americans with a really shitty contract.
ENJOYS SPICY GOODNESS
LIKE A BOSS
she make long stick go boom
Get the original picture. That Photoshop effect isn't working.
>she will never shit all over your body
>she will never drown you in her 80% digested lunch
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Her future
Holy shit. Nice, user.
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Busted so many nuts to him
ADDICTION IS A DISEASE
Beat me to it
you have an addiction, user. Why haven't you called?
>Irritebelle
>swn smear off her lipstick on your cock
wow what a short lived meme
>you can't break those cuffs
I miss it
literal nut depository
I hate my life
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