/mlb/ general - AMERICAN SWAG edition

OAK: Dustin Fowler the favorite for A's CF job?
TB: Report: Sergio Romo re-signs with Tampa Bay
TB: Red Sox, LoMo 'have been in touch recently'
SF: Giants ink Derek Holland to minor league deal
TEX: Blue Jays interested in Andrew Cashner
ARZ: BOS and ARI offers to Martinez 'very similar'
BOS: ATL has 'serious interest' in Eduardo Nunez
STL: Lance Lynn drawing interest from 7-8 teams
LAD: Report: Darvish has received offer from Twins
LAD: Trouble? Yasiel Puig dumped by his agency
NYM: Mets, Todd Frazier finalize 2-year, $17M deal
NYY: Yankees acquire Russell Wilson from Rangers

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youtube.com/watch?v=pDOYltS_0A0
twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/962413578119794690
youtube.com/watch?v=QwSGLjvk6sE
fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=180&type=8&season=2017&month=0&season1=1871&ind=1&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=20,a
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James Shields

>gnats

Gnats desu senpai

Tim

>sanctimonious douche

ANGELS!
>4 more days

>favorite team
>favorite vidya
>your ideal win-loss record of 2018
>your expected win-loss record of 2018
>your ideal world series of 2018
>your expected world series of 2018

>Mets
>vidya for manchildren and gays
>90 - 72
>82 - 80
>Angels vs Mets
>Yankees vs Nationals

>Cubs
>Some fallout game maybe? I don't play much vidya
>162-0, how is that even a question?
>92-70
>Cubs vs Twins. (I moved to the Twin Cities a few years ago, and this would be my best chance to watch some World Series in person)
>Who knows??

MARINERS!

MARINERS!
ideal? 162-0. hopeful is 90-72
81-81
Mariners- Giants
Astros- Dodgers

Have a rare Soriano lads.

right back at ya bro

>mlb.com/video/sorianos-key-error/c-6448889?tid=6479266
>deleted from the internet and feels bad man

Andrelton Simmons is a top 3 offensive player.

>Single handedly steals your crosstown cup
youtube.com/watch?v=pDOYltS_0A0

Will the Yankees break the record for single season home runs by a team?

>favorite team
White Sox
>favorite vidya
Monhan
>your ideal win-loss record of 2018
162 wins
>your expected win-loss record of 2018
70-75 wins
>your ideal world series of 2018
White Sox vs whoever
>your expected world series of 2018
probably gonna be yankees vs dodgers or something

will they break the record for most obnoxious fanbase?
set by them btw

>implying yaks fans have been anywhere near as annoying as lifelong Cubs or Biggios have been this offseason

Most obnoxious fanbase in baseball, or all of sports?

white sox
pokemon
162-0
70-92
white sox vs rockies
angels vs cardinals

>single handedly ate the entire stadium supply of buona beef

he'll be in Iowa by June and you'll never see his fatass again. maybe some shitter team like the angels will let him share DH with washed up albert

Judge strikes out another 200 times

Mike Stanton tears his ACL during outfield practice.

>he'll be in Iowa by June and you'll never see his fatass again
Prepare to eat your words, along with everything else fatboy.

Mariners
currently Monhun
82-80
75-87
Mariners vs literally anyone
Astros vs Nationals

You're fat.

>favorite team
MLB: its a secret but i will follow Angels this year as well, i am crazy to see ohtani play on big leagues}
NPB (Japan): Tokyo Yakult Swallows (Central League) and in pacific i am divided between Orlix Buffaloes or Rakuten (Golden) Eagles

>favorite vidya
Sports/Racing Games, besides i like any type of game where you can control and do actions (ie. Aventure, MMO,FPS)

>your ideal win-loss record of 2018
Something that my favorite team goes to playoffs

>your expected win-loss record of 2018
Something that not make them go to playoffs

>your ideal world series of 2018
Angels vs Dodgers,, or like last year, a World Series with someone that dont won WS yet, i always like to see underdogs

>your expected world series of 2018
Yankees vs Dodgers (with Yankees finnaly winning again)

>favorite team
Mets
>favorite vidya
RDR, GTA, Civ 5, etc.
>your ideal win-loss record of 2018
96-66
>your expected win-loss record of 2018
84-78
>your ideal world series of 2018
Mets vs. Angels
>your expected world series of 2018
Yankees vs. Cubs

DARVISH TO CUBS

>BREAKING: Yu Darvish to #Cubs, six year-deal in $150M range, sources tell The Athletic. Pending physical.

>BREAKING: Yu Darvish to #Cubs, six year-deal in $150M range, sources tell The Athletic. Pending physical.

>BREAKING: Yu Darvish to #Cubs, six year-deal in $150M range, sources tell The Athletic. Pending physical.

>BREAKING: Yu Darvish to #Cubs, six year-deal in $150M range, sources tell The Athletic. Pending physical.

James Shields lol

APOLOGIZE

lol what an absolutely terrible deal for the cubes

So will free agency finally start now?

>"Darvish is shit. It's cobb who we're guaranteed to get!"
>$150M

>Cusb

he would be better in another tearms than fucking Cusb

nah moost teams are with roster fixed for this year, no wonder why they dont have many free agents transations when all teams have solid players on farm, even the ones that dont had players on top 100 Prospects this year

Really? Why would you post fake...
twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/962413578119794690
>It's real
There better not be a no-trade clause.

>csub

ONE HUNDRED FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS AHAHAHAH

>The Cubs have now invested $489 million on Heyward, Lester, and Darvish. Let that sink in for a second.
lmao

The tip pitch nip

Is Boras our guy?

So where does Arrieta land?

Why did you photoshop someone from St Louis into a Cubs uniform?

Cubs hope to soon field an entire roster of question marks

I hope the Mets sign a starting pitcher, too.

On the couch.

Pres F to pay respects to State Farm's ad division in Chicago.

150 for a pitcher made of glass

Is this better?

CHINITO
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LMAO CUSB

COBB IS LITERALLY A HEALTHIER YU
COBB CAN DO EVERYTHING YU CAN DO
FOR FUCK SAKE

A musical, confident man who has a bust of a founding father in the background? Yes.

>rags

>Sources: Chances of Darvish getting to $150M with #Cubs quite slim; would need to win multiple Cy Young awards. His guarantee is $126M over six years, making contract the longest and richest free-agent deal of off-season.

>a musical
I'm sure he watches many musicals

Darvish is an overrated sack of shit that tips pitches

>w-w-w-w-we were only pretending to be retarded
ahaha the shitty of shitcago

Darvish is our national shame. so sorry.

>overpaying that much for a glass pitcher in his 30s who tips his pitches
cheesus crust

Lol Cubs fans are FINALLY right on one of their predictions lmao

Lel

One hundred FIFTY million dollars

>Not having the top musical in the country sing your team's victory song.
youtube.com/watch?v=QwSGLjvk6sE

Offseason winners: Milwaukee
Offseason losers: Chicago

he singlehandedly lost the dodgers the world series by choking so hard and being so trash. why are cusb fans so happy about giving him $150 million lmao

>150 million American dollars to an aging postseason choker who tips pitches and is recovering from TJS

chokermind

If that is true then we dodged a bullet but it also means our FO can make really stupid decisions

Post players on teams you don't necessarily associate them with.

i trust the current dodgers front office more than any other in any sport

lmao I bet you get a raging hard on every time you watch the tony awards
Or whenever you kiss your boyfriend tony
>cusb

What does this means for James Shields?

Holy shit cubes what the fuck is wrong with you?

Embarrassing desu

he dishonorru his country

Curse of the Doyers choking the in the playoffs. The Cubs turned a bum like Arrieta into a Cy Young winner. They can do the same with this bum.

He's no longer the worst pitcher in Chicago

James Shields lol

>giving any amount of money to an Asian to play sports
GMlets, when will they learn?

Yu Darvish lol

Royals

arrieta was roiding lmao. he's been trash since his fluke season(where kershaw was still statistically better than him, voters just got tired of giving it to kersh every year even tho he's the best player just like with lebron)

>Darvish doesn't go 2 innings in either game in the WS for the Doyers
>He goes 7 inninges each game in the WS and give up 0 runs for the Cubes

How would /mlb/ react?

The Cubs are suddenly going to make Darvish not Asian?

James Shields lol

fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=180&type=8&season=2017&month=0&season1=1871&ind=1&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=20,a

Surely the Cubs must know something about Darvish that others dont.

>We
should've gotten Cobb or some shit. I'm lowkey mad especially because this is at least a 4 year commitment. Goddamn it.

its a half iranian, what you expected?

iranians even like baseball

Mass suicide. Things were this bad when the Cubs didn't win the world series, imagine what would happen if they won it this year.

Doyers win precisely 75 games this year. Cap it, DREAMers.

Well Lester only has like 3 years left, right?

not all Asians are chokers

I thought that was the rape of Nanking?

>shieldsposting starts up again
>after everyone began laughing at the cubs for being retards
wew

Just got back from Reddit and /r/baseball thinks it's a good deal!

Enough Asians have failed in the majors where you can assume they will fail

>TFW you're staring out the window at snow and waiting for basebore to come back

To be honest, central americans are a LOT more chockers than Asians on playoffs

i litteraly noticied it (not only on MLB but in NPB too) most of team fails came out from Central Americans/Caribeeans than any place else in the world

Smash the piggy bank and throw away the pieces for the most extreme choker in the game

Any Tampa fans have thoughts on them moving to the city?

>T-the balls were slippery!
This jungle rat making excuses for winking at the batter whenever he throws offspeed