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meme connoisseur edition

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wank willy bum poo

quite simply nothing wrong with early threads

I'm Ra's al Ghul and I'm here to say
No inflection in your voice is a-okay

new threads should be made at 100

you're NOT doing the supervillian shuffle!

badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

oooooooh AH AH AH AAOOOW
oooooooohh.. AH AH AH AAAAAOW

hate wogs
love pints
simple as

>5 posts
where's the fucking new

new threads should be made whenever an australian bull feels like making one

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not shia, just interested in the truth

100% staright male? yes I am
love cocks? yes I do

gimmick idea: make new threads at 180 posts to split everything up and confuse people

just link to /balt/ and you will trick people

/brit/ is a proud shi'ite general mate
off you pop

FACT: If it weren't for William the Bastard's disgusting invasion in 1066, the Anglo-Saxons would have gone on to conquer the galaxy and lead humanity into a golden age.

shi'ite more like shite

looks a bit like mosley

>a double chin in the 11th century
impressed

Fact. Filipinos are the most powerful race.

feel as though i'm obligated to have at least one token wank tonight

anglo-saxon england would've just been slightly less runty denmark

is it true that all english people eat jellied eels from the thames for lunch every day?

that's us! we're it!

not all english traditions are dead yet

aussies eat kangaroo willy due pudding lol

wacky bruce

oof

if you don't eat jellied eels from the thames for lunch every day you're a paki

i like putting butter and jam on toast
i'm so british lol

slept fucked up and now I cant move my head to the left

americans can't be british

>it's the cancer patients that are wrong for getting cancer

uhhh no sweety, try yank big pharma for charing $50,000 per pill for their latest fart powder

Never 'got' silly, camp, nor flamboyant things when I was growing up. I always thought people were supposed to take life seriously all the time. Suppose I can blame my parents. My mother even discouraged me wearing a blanket as a cape when I was pretending to be General Grievous saying shit like 'what if your father sees you like this?' I mean, I was just a dumb kid who liked the new Star Wars.

I never realised I can just watch some dumb camp tv and indulge the silliness of it all. Still don't get it most of the times though. (I'm gay btw.)

Do Brits eat toast? Thought that was just an American thing.

america is eligible to join the commonwealth but they don't for some reason

personally i'd like to see them get BONGED

Got a really big willy lads. Go on, ask how big it is. You will be so shocked when i tell you its size because you havent ever even thought a willy as big as mine could even exist. Just ask me bro. Ask me how big my big penis is

Is brown eyes more British then blue eyes?

you're all eligible to become states but you don't for some reason
personally i'd like to see you all get SAM'D

Not a fan of, nor watched, Jackass and other such entertainment.

no idea how to flirt lads

iiiiiiiii'm comin up so you better get the party started

if i hypothetically had kids i'd raise them like this

old Saxons smeared lard and prunes on bread, current Britain is gay

would be interesting i guess

For fucks SAKE, wanted a fuck for so long that it'd just be a disappointment by now

i never engaged in the campness of stuff like that

i was more of the imitating action movies or walking with dinosaurs kind of kid

all good things must come to an end

get this party started on a Saturday night

Wildboyz is the best one

Mmm keen for a cuppa lads, and so I will boil the kettle as such.

go to christ

How big is it?

I may be a cleaner, but I clean the offices of Macquarie Bank. Only a matter of time till I make millions. Gonna be involved in private placements any time now.

Shia is kuffar

Nothing wrong with that. They should stop being so poor lmao just get another job

how many lads can you fit in a cup

this
Ali (as) not Ali (ra)

Still waiting for the good things to start tbqh

imagine the last ever /brit/ thread
wonder if it will go out with a bang or whimper

You probably wont believe me because its probably like 10 times longer than your tiny little kid dick but ill tell you. Its 4cm on the flop and 10.5cm with a stiffy

a bang followed by a whimper as I stamp the last runt's head in and then leave

>big pharma price gouges the epipen market, increasing prices by upwards of 20x
>NOBODY is punished

ahhhhh yes, forgot that the rich ad powerful play by a completely different ruleset than the common folk

either a wimper as Sup Forums suddenly closes down
or a bang as various /brit/ posters get arrested by the leftist death squads

corr

Who told Boris that this lass in Iran was teaching journalism?

*fades to black*

Wait I don't underst- oh I get it haha
nice

shut up yank

Nothing but proper shitposting tonight lads, exceptional work

got drunk every day for the past week. parents don't care, think im gonna end my life very soon.

Heh, feelin' very fuckin' edgy today, kid...

>"Any black person who is hiding in Rosarno should get out. If we catch you, we will kill you.”

>Message broadcast from a van during a town hall march on Friday January 8th, according toCNN

WTF I LOVE Italians now

the day of the rorke

someone hat this fool

My GP this time was either black or a paki, couldn't tell
Had a paki name

Got my Setraline increased to 100mg

Hopefully will help

don't think /brit/ will ever end, it'll probably be one of those things like archie comics and the monarchy that only still exists because we never got around to ending it

fuck off racist

Don't appreciate racism mate

family guy recent seasons are actually good
love the 3 in 1 episodes, where they do a whole story within 7 minutes
sunday/monday's episode was good

DON'T
PUSH
ME
CUZ
I'M
CLOSE TO THE
EEEEEEEDGE

I'M
JUST
TRYIN
NOT
TO
LOSE
MY
HEAD
UH HUH, UH HUH

I don't watch movies I watch films.
I don't eat eggplant I eat aubergine.
I don't do the pledge of allegiance I sing "I vow to thee my country"

How old are you? x

feel like im in the presence of a child

Unironically call it films and aubergines though. Absolutely DESPISE Yankisms.

Woah, a tranny with mental health issues?!

cannot fucking do this flirting shite

bought the isle of man to avoid paying taxes this year

good lad

Monica, you should be nicer to people of all races, all races have bad eggs, but 99% of people just want to live in peace xx

i'm 28

uhh can you tone it down with the racistphobia

THIS is what England would look like if William the Bastard never succeeded in his horrid invasion.

youll come around to them eventually
if you know whats good for you

sort yourself out

sex should be illegal

I did like him, felt comfortable

It's just depression

saved

listening to weird al yankovic