Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich

Jesus Christ, Rogan. It's just an egg sandwich.

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>not flipping your eggs

fried eggs just laying in his yard, wtf?

It's called a lid. Use it.

>jarred jalapenos
D R O P P E D

uh, laid by a fried chicken, Einstein

learn to read, those are jalenenos

What does the chicken's name matter?

>JALENENOS

that looks disgusting

>pickled

>ezeikial break

Sure. I bet he baked that bread, too

yeah i cant fucking stand it when all the egg white isnt cooked

makes me gag just thinking about it

I prefer tossing eggs and peppers into a blender and making blended egg burritos. No cheese since the peppers should be flavorful enough.

Over-Easy > Sunny Side Up

why do the eggs look like they're covered in dirty dish water?

Ingrediants for modest single serving egg sandwich

-2 slices of bread
-mayonaisse
-1 tablespoon sour kraut(optional)
-7-8 sliced jalenenos
-smoked gouda cheese
-7 fucking eggs

>not getting over medium
enjoy your runny whites

The secret to making Ezekiel bread is 25 parts flour to 17 parts water

You got enough eggs there you fat cunt?

Probably that sauce he's emptied all over it

Hahaha

Because Rogan is a shity cook. High quality ingredients ruined by a pleb.

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Wrong, it's the PAM. Sometimes you can fuck up using PAM and it makes the egg taste like chemicals and have odd color. Which is why you should always just use butter when cooking eggs.

half a dozen eggs in one sandwich? really?

Oh it's the PAM. I see, the PAM.

What is PAM?

you forgot the @el_yucateco hotsauce

Why does Sup Forums like Joe Rogan so much?

You realize that in real life he'd think you're a weird asshole loser and he would kick your ass, right?

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No it's one egg sandwich with eggs on the side.

>eggs basically raw
why bother dirtying a pan at that point?
just eat it off the floor like the disgusting pig you are

awful sauce to be honest. I have only tried the kind in the picture but it was ridiuclously hot, too hot to enjoy. Then again it IS habenero sauce.

>dirty oil
>as soon as he bites into it theres going to fucking yoke everywhere

Apart from that not bad. Flipfags need not apply. You need a runny yoke for an egg sanga. Just 1 egg does you easy though and on buttered white bread with red sauce.

looks like he just put the smelliest and most putrid ingredients into one sandwich

>You realize that in real life he'd think you're a weird asshole loser and he would kick your ass, right?
In that case I shouldn't digest any podcasts or books or tv shows or movies.

>look mom I posted it again!!!

OP truly is a mad man

Spoken like a true nu-male.

I'm not the only one who thinks radioactive looking condiments look tastier am I?

>american cuisine

I can handle heat but it's to vinegary for me. Makes it taste like a habanero version of tobasco, which is shit-tier hot sauce