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prime schaub would heem ngannou

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luke rockhold had a terrible weightcut bet on romero

fights today

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Beli in jesus

Gay Jesus GIVE ME STRENGTH

good thread desu thank you based stefan

First for luke rocksalt smoking the cuban in two and getting heemed by based whittaker in one.

for sure if Rockhold manages to win a meme fight with Nick Diaz is the best option

How the fuck do you have months to get on weight and then come in 3 fucking pounds over after cutting. like not even fucking close. wtf was he doing all camp even cormier can get on weight

n****g here
whats a ‘heem’

Luke bless

More like Brendan Schlub

Romero will win

Anyone else watched the Heather Hardy interview that Luke Thomas just put up on his yt?

Her accent is so strangely alluring, not like anything I've ever heard. It's like a siren's call.

Thoughts on Brian Ortega?

Yoel took it on short notice and flew in to Oz late

>Her accent
Its called cte

how about linking it so I can watch 30s then close it, ever think of that? huh?

>2.5 hours to prelims start
>6 hours to main card
I'm excited

OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

Heem: verb. 'to heem' to be heemed'

To knock your opponent unconscious

nutmeg?

can't be assed to be honest mate, sorry boss

So we're doing getkoedbcofglassjaw shit now?

Overrated trash, 30-26, 30-26, 30,25 loss to Frankie, then a 29-28, 28-29, 30-27 split decision loss to Ricardo Lamas

Megan, get on top of me. NOW. That's a good girl, now ride me while I put my fingers in your ass. Let me throttle you. You tight little piece of meat.

Lots of great prospects to watch tonight
>Israel
>Ben Nguyen
>Tai BamBam
>Dong Hyun Kim Jr
>Jingliang
>Tyson Pedro
Plus
>Two heavyweight slug fests
>Ross Pearson
>Rockhold/Romero title eliminator

Certainly not worth $64.99 plus tip but this is easily the second best card on paper all year so far, behind only 220. And will remain such until we hit 223. Can’t believe there’s so many cazies on /heem/ shitting on it, that’s the shit I’d expect out of YouTube commenters

Please stop

thank

>6 hours
all right lads going to bed early so you won't be deprived of my fight commentary during the main card, right here on heem.com

lads can we remove waifuposting from /heem/?

He's the new face of the jitz game and the future of mma

A lot of people are sleeping on Israel. He's a legit prospect.

How much money are you going to make on these fights today? $1100 here. All these cazzie marks giving away free money.

It's when Edward Norton curb stomps your kind like in that movie and Mario Yamasaki lets you be an warrior from the sideline.

I don't mind people talking about how hot the ring girls or wmma fighters are
The "mmmm yes megan let me eat your shit mmmmm" is what annoys me

who?

a certain type of people dont like heavyweight mma for reasons that will remain unnamed. im hyped though

Can't respect a guy who popped for PEDs.

>Legit prospect

He's too deceptive and full of trickery, he uses others to fight his fights for him and lies about the time he was persecuted back in the day

Underrated genius. Will submit fwonkie in the first and end the blessed era with a reverse triangle

Turinabol-City

he's a meme fighter who's style is taylor-made for reddit

>Dong Hyun Kim Jr
>I put my parlay together thinking it was stun gun kim

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Frankie has never been submitted

Ben Nguyen is a killer and leech is my boy.
>Tyson Pedro
what

you guys hear our fight picks guy got arrested?

imma gonna cheer for my jingling boi

IKTF

Israel's fight is one of the better ones on the card imo
Really looking forward to tonight, most fights seem promising. Watching the fight pass prelims for the Asians, two of them drew in the finale of the Japanese TUF or whatever, not seen them fight since then

Is this for real? How dumb can you possibly be

I can be picksbro's emergency replacement. Reply to this message w/ image post

Does anyone have the incomplete picks so i can add them

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We should have appreciated the legit picks more when we had them

y'all look alike

atleast there will be no more gay porn spam

Rocky
Blaydes
Tuivasa
Jingliang
Pedro

Fights are starting at what, 7:30 Perth time? Bloody hell .

Cheers lad you're a gent

I pray for yoel to shut all those haters, religious, married to the same wife since youth, humble lifestyle, respects all fighters.

but somehow its not enough to praise a guy that talks like a 5 year old and talks about mansions, weed and how many asses he grabs

if I can understand the easy appeal for a playboy fighter u can understand the attractive of traditional values.

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verifying legitimacy. fielding for embellishment ideas, though i'm not a photoshop wizard

>Romero
>Blaydes
>Tuivasa
>Jingliang
>Pedro

Rocksalt
Blaydes
Hunto 2.0 Tai
LEECH
Saparbek

a true christian wouldnt be a drugs cheat

Based, this brit bro is a new heem legend

Funnelweb under the toilet seat
Nest of Blackwidows under bed
Redback on the tv remote
Recluse waiting patiently in the shower

Anyone wanna weigh in on this? The results as they stand at this time show the slight majority of /heem/ favoring Romero to win. I feel like most people are talking about Luke now though

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Romero
Hunt
Asker
Jingliang
Safarov

classic spanish catholicuck.
Don't you have some immigrant center to volunteer in tonight?

Yoel
Hunt
Tuivasa
Mathews
Pedro

What the hell it's another Spanish Civil War brewing.

Yoel can't stop the rain, he showed that against Whittaker

youtube.com/watch?v=5GDuakTG8FI

Love DMX
Hate Eminem
Simple as

If he respected the fighters and the sport he would cheat at every possible opportunity

i am gonna you

'no'

>no true scotsman
Shut up.

Every white brit os a pathetic fucking boy. Did you see how they look? Wimps that like to suck each other off.

old eminim was ok, went off the rails around 2003

Very handsome man reminds me of a Hispanic Jake Gyllenhaal

kek lithcuck ive seen you youre 5'9 never talk to me or your wifes son ever again

>I picked a shit load of first round knockouts

I didn't even realize, I'm sticking with it though. Hopefully I'm right

yeah lets hate because of that. his daily lifestyle over years, living with faith means nothing just for that 1 tainted supplement. lets disregard all the positive sides and just talk down to himfor that one thing.

u type like a parrot shouting racist to anyone u dislike.

>crapology

CRINGE

a Hunt KO would make me very happy

>this is a 10/10 according to heem

kek so i say hes cheated, which i have evidence of, and you call me a cunt for it. then you call me a racist something you have no evidence on.

i cant support drugs cheats, and his fans are insane and delusional.

Easiest way to keep track of your picks my man

I don't like him from an interview I saw. He is a very generic cocky black weeb.

>Did 30 sit ups
>Still don't look like Yoel Romero

?

Any member of the U14 rugby squad could deck you with a jab you manlet

>for sure the guy that got heemed by Bisping is going to beat Romero
>And don't forget he left AKA for tge gym Volkan trains at so I'm sure he's better

Worked for me.

new embroidered

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Try 20 more

Your form must be off or something mate

What's wrong with Steam?

Me too

>paying for DRM

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>tfw Hunto get's wrestlefucked for three rounds

This place is terrible outside of game threads, you heem autists should be euthanized