ITT: Times you acted like an american

ITT: Times you acted like an american

I remember the week where I went to MacDonald 3 times

I've been eating McDonalds for a week straight now. How the fuck do they do this shit?

>I've been eating McDonalds for a week straight now. How the fuck do they do this shit?
Jokes on you, most of us maybe eat it like once maybe every few months when traveling

How many times a week do you eat burgers?

y-you can't fool me, burger

I once did a typo too, OP. Sure acted like an american back then.

t. anglo cock sucker who rejects his own culture

No. I hate amerimongrels with passion, but OP's pic is even dumber than most of them.

i drank 2liters of coke in 1 day during my vacation
i felt so guilty

I watched a porn vid the other day. Everything looked normal until I saw it was a nigger doing the fucking. Felt pretty American then.

typo=/=misspelling

if you look at your keyboard, you see that it's impossible to accidentally hit "m" between d and i. it's neither next to one of those characters nor anywhere between them.

I know that feel.

The day I drank a whole bottle of Soda I felt like a very very dirty person.

a few days ago i realized that i havent bought or eaten chips and smoki sine the end of gradeschool, 10 years, probably more
I forgot what chips taste like
In the middle of the night i went to buy as much flavors as possible, bought 5 liters of beer as well
First i tried the classic, it was good.
Tried bacon flavored, chilly and some weird shitskin spices
Tried to find pizza flavor and grill flavor (i remember those from 2004) but they werent any.
Tried smoki, i remembered the taste and felt good.
My stomach hurt later

I got shot

the fuck is a smoki nigga

Ciggaretes I think

have no idea what its called elsewhere

That's a brand name dumbass. Did you expect them to know what it was?

ate nothing except 1 euro mcdonalds burgers while i was in Rome

>How many times a week do you eat burgers?
I had one probably 3.5 weeks ago.

that's just fucking stupid mang, there are literally fast food pizza places everywhere

>i drank 2liters of coke in 1 day during my vacation
>i felt so guilty
Unless that was diet Coke and you're 300 lbs, you're doing it wrong.

>Everything looked normal until I saw it was a nigger doing the fucking. Felt pretty American then.
I take it you haven't seen Eastern European porn lately?

>ate nothing except 1 euro mcdonalds burgers while i was in Rome
What a waste of a trip to Italy.

I bet you were too afraid of meeting a non english person to go elsewhere

non english speaking*

I was in Berlin and when someone said something to me I said I didn't speak German. They were talking in English.

i dont drink coke or soda at all normally

Wow. After an embarrassing situation like that I would try to hide my nationality.
Usually I would say I'm a Belgian or a Swiss since non french speaking people can't see the difference.

Used to drink 1 litre of coke per day for years
I have always been a skinny faggot for some reason, but this kind of shit is why Mexicans are fat as fuck

I changed and I haven't had soda in years

I shat myself once when I tried to fart

I spent like 5 days in Italy all in Rome because history n sheet.
My wallet got stolen by Arabs the night before i was going to bus to Florence.
I'd do i again i was on super budget mode and the entire economy of Rome is Indians scabbing money of american tourists with stereotypical shit.

It's definitely unfair that American cars don't run in Japan.

>Visit France
>Refuse to speak French

I actually can speak passable French, due to my superior Canadian education, but I just don't like French people and don't want to acknowledge them in their own language.

Good.
We just wanted your dollars anyway and we probably got them.

every other week

could be autocorrect

Ate nothing but those soft as fuck McDonald's cheeseburgers when I got my wisdom teeth removed.

i have to eat burgers every weekend when i go off-town for my acting classes, even started developing a taste for em (and dressed up like a clown once because of a halloween promotion)

French are pretty autistic about their language desu. I've found they often either struggle to speak any other language or purposefully refuse to use a different language.