Character gets fired from the police department fro doing somethign reckless or going against his orders

>character gets fired from the police department fro doing somethign reckless or going against his orders.
>police chief: "im gonna need you to turn in your gun"
>character takes gun from holster, unloads it and places it on the table.
>police chief:"and your OTHER gun"

and your loose cannon

>character turns left
>"no, your OTHER left"

>2 characters are in a pickle
>time for plan B
>whats plan B?
>[they both look at each other]
>RUUUUUNN!!!!

>cop character wears anything but police uniform

>male and female characters who cannot tolerate each other at first
>they end up fuggeeng and/or becoming a couple before it's over
>1-800-C'MONNIGGA.JPG
that's only a little one, there's so many more than that

>woman says no
>she really means yes

Actually, the procedure is to bring your gun and badge down to the equipment room on the second floor, fill out form 452-underscore-J, hand said form in to the inventory clerk, and then receive a claim check through interoffice mail.

kek

dont even fucking joke about r**e asshole

>"you said you had the front"
>"well you said you had the back"
>"oh like you had the front?"
>"like you had the back!"

>boogies at your 3
>what?
>incoming boogies at your 3!
>but jeff, I use digital
>goddamn it, carl

name 1 movie

>meme arrowing and ""
reddit.

Not that user but I am 100% sure that exchange happens unironically in a movie or TV-show.

>thriller movie
>character with the camera held on them for about 10 seconds while they give a little speech or act like an asshole
>killed by something in background

>"reddit"
reddit

this
you dont need the quotes if youre gonna use meme arrows
thats how we know that your new.

You're thinking of intraoffice

yo can I get some (you) s bros?

MAUDS
MADS
MEDS

Quotation marks are acceptable if there's action and dialogue.

no
>
implies quotation marks
lr2meme
>>>>>>>>>>>>r/The_donald

It's bogeys, you illiterate retard

Not if you're telling a story. Or want emphasis idiot. Or if you're actually quoting something someone said but don't want to breal the flow of greentext. You're the redditor tourist. Fuck off.

>implying I transcribed it myself

>Character walks into the Chief's office
>"you're too reckless, you're making a goddamn scene out there"
>Other character walks in
>"You two are partners now, get used to each other"

>deer is wounded and dying in agony
>we should put it out of its misery...
>deer suddenly yanked into the darkness by some monster

>secondary character risks his life to save the hero
>WHY DID YOU TAKE SO MUCH RISK

name of this Ariana kino?

>character pukes
>it's only a mouthful of oatmeal

Sorry for bothering you, but I'm having (You) withdrawals, could you continue your discussions and posts while sharing a (You) to an addict? Much appreciated
Pic is from one of Fraser's awesome movies

name 3 movies that arent comedies that do this

(You)

>81505325
no, get help

>81505325
Sure buddy, here's a (You) uuuu
:^)

>81505325
no

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--81506621
kys
giving yourself a (you)

newfag samefagging intensifies

also "sage"