Guys

Guys.

What if we got a really big stick and just pushed Denmark out to sea?

Then we'd be a true island nation!
By the by, the red on your Dannebrog seems kind of bleak

Sounds great. Can we get pushed into the middle of the Atlantic ocean, so that we can get better weather?

>open the catalog
>3 Danish threads in a row

Hate Denmark so fucking much

Lots of active danish posters today

We're here to bring you joy, and we love you!
Not our frogposters though. They hate everyone.

I still love you 'Straya, even though you refuse to reciprocate my love.

The danish /cum/ poster isn't danish, he's a quebecois canuck autist using a proxy

Be grateful we're not pushing you into outer space. You'll be pushed wherever we want to leave you

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y kent oui ol bi fren? nao kees austarlya end benmarc

I'd like to push a dane with my stick if you know what I mean

elaborate

We could call it Holgerland in honor of doggerland and holger danske

Fuck Denmark and their stupid low bridges that force us to finish construction on our BIG FINNISH BOATS at sea

our strait, our rules

>falling for the memes
you really are an idiot.

Don't talk shit about Storebæltsbroen

fuck off canadian subhuman

One glorious day we will build a boat that will plough straight through that shit

You wouldn't dare.

Can't you just destroy Denmark?

>blast through the belt at full speed
>wreck bridges
>Daneletstan drowns in the wake
It will be beautiful