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me

far too early and a shite edition fuck off

Is this true?

which one is the best

>Essex

Why on earth would NI be called "Londonderry" you cretin.

>York and Lancaster in the same county
???????????

mbga

Yorkshire

Posts varg

n-nani he's fast!

>putting Huntingdonshire in Oxfordshire and not Cambridgeshire
you know nothing

Oh my fucking god the office is far too warm. Literally everyone is complaining about it. Just turn the fucking heating down holy shit

Perthshire
t. knower

im still FUMING about the fact i went to all the effort to exactly recreate a Tim pic at like 6am this morning and i did not get EVEN ONE SINGLE (You) for my immense effort and fresh original content.

cant fucking believe it, ive been stewing all morning because of it

don't know owt about europe so it might be

i found this guy on facebook. some guy running for local office in nigeria

*vigorously watches the post counter*
Mmmmm yes almost there
*feels willy getting stiff*
uhhhh i dun know if i'll make it.....
*does a little leaky white weewee*
Ohhhhh mama help me i cant hold on!!
*clicks post a new thread*
humina umina i'm going to do it!!!!!
*makes a new 40 posts before bump limit*
hehe an early new for my early jizz ((:

haha

post it again

t. man of the elite

post it lad, guaranteed (you) from me.

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dont tell me what to do

why do people care so much about being the OP of the next thread Jesus Christ

>expecting a JF to know history

invernessshire, no pakis

Feeling very very anxious

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This is the worst part about winter. Everyone sets the heat so god damn fucking high. I dont get it. Wear pants and long sleeves because well it's winter and I don't want to die if I get a flat tire walk into a building and its trying to emulate the saudi desert. It's retarded. Keep the temp lower in winter not higher you retards
Second worst thing is obviously snow

can't wait until AI automates programming, will be ironic to see how much they complain when their own creation puts themselves out of jobs

friendly reminder air conditioning is sexist

i even went to the trouble of standing on the exact same pavement crack as tim

still got nuffink
says a lot about the state of the country these days tbqh

Lacks the same artistic integrity and quality of Tim's.

get a hair cut you greasy poof

Whats the most interesting thing you have learnt this week brit?

tim's taller than you
reckon he'd knock you flat sunshine

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good effort, but you look exactly like I imagine the runts here to be

Get a haircut and shave that pub beard

underage b&

CHOON

youtube.com/watch?v=ljWSkzx8Agw

anyone else remember doing pvp in runescape and quickly typing "smfd" to your opponent as you died?

Who took the photo?

it would take 10 /brit/ runts to stop Tim if he ever went berserk

Going to ruffle a few feathers with this post

socrates was black

Just about had enough of you lot barracking and harassing me

A singaporean friend of mine
I think I'm a clean 6 inches shorter than him

mummy cooked me 2 large chicken legs for dinner

love her i do

>greece
>wh*te

Genuinely want ball busting posting to come back

anyone remember that lad on Sup Forums years back who stole a skull from the paris catacombs and posted pictures of him sticking his dick inside it?

really makes one think about how someone could still molest you thousands of years after you've died

>don't want to deal with autists sperging out and making everyone feel uncomfortable
>get shamed online by an arseblasted dad

lel

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5057367/Father-s-anger-no-one-invites-autistic-son-parties.html

not been on Sup Forums in over 7+ years, forgot it even existed tbqh, was so cool when I was like 16(yes browed underage, deal w/ it)

THE MOYES IS BACK IN TOWN

but at what cost?

your mom is back in town dude!!!

gf update: 95% sure she is breaking up with me tomorrow night hahaha

going to get fucking slugged on the weekend and try to pull a random if that's the case

Just booked return train tickets between Birmingham and London next week for a total of £11.50
wtf I thought trains were expensive

big willy
my bum
up it goes
now

this but unironically
Staffordshire

have a nose shaped like mark zuckerberg

pretty sure if there was a zombie apocalypse i'd fuck the girl zombies after i killed them

absolutely love this
shriek every time

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DHh-SJC9L0c

you have a nose shaped like an entire human being

really depends on how long they've been dead

So you asked your friend to take a picture of you parodying a mentally deranged man at 6am for a bunch of virgins on a Japanese anime imageboard?

the m.youtube really ties this post together

should be illegal for the first result in a google search not to be wikipedia

hippy

got a big ol' aquiline nose

billion iq post

hate this more than almost anything
does it most with medical-related searches
all i want is basic symptoms yet all i get are shitty webmd-level sites that need 10 clicks to get to the right page

why do people experience suxh frustration over phone posting
sincerely confused

Should be illegal for you to not be licking the cheese off my nob

>essex

Wikipedia is unironically one of the greatest achievements of humanity

The Holocaust is unironically one of the greatest achievements of humanity

Goddamn intermittent fasting is hard. Anyone else superhuman here?

the designated hour of lunch is over lads, toil awaits

hate scientific peer reviewed encyclopedias, love user curated internet databases

>tfw no qt gym gf

read a wikipedia article today that came across as not particularly objective and gave the impression of being written by some pretentious twat wanting to show off his writing skill

it was on the maxi trial as i recall

so so so unattracted to girls with feminist attitudes/personality/beliefs

think its the biggest turn off i can imagine; even if theyre very fit i cannot be attracted to them because of the femininsm

unfortunately that therefore excludes about 70-80% of british girls, and the remainder are too grim to even look at

probably the main reason i prefer japs but unironically

love reading wiki articles of small z-list celebrities or local politicians
can just tell it was written by them or their staff

i'm unironically a globe-earth skeptic

stop confusing feminism and feminazism

my mum

Really? Seems hot to me desu.

I wonder did bin laden have links with antifa.
would explain a lot

im not. girls who ascribe to feminism are masculine in their personality, conduct and bearing, and i detest that. impossibly unattractive feature for a girl to have

need a poo lads

one of my fetishes is being a chad and going out with a girl like this, where if I squeeze her arse in public she goes off at me, but still winds up fucking me later

kind of a power fantasy I suppose, should probably get myself checked out

racist

i like tomboyish girls with short hair

not traps though, those are gay

anime

They have no proof. Earth is flat. How could it be anything else. Look m8 (doctored image) see earth is shaped like a sphere. Punch everyone in the face that does this nonsense

would very much like to hat this but i can't be bothered

leave the house once in a while you pathetic yellow fever nonce