I'm a Muslim (Believer of God) , AMA!

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Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Peace fatty..weeeeeee

Sage in all fields. Bye.

Sage

Even leaf hates you and they usually apologize before telling pedophiles to fuck off.

Kill yourself, no one gives a shit who you are, or about your dead dog of a prophet.

Muhammed was a greasy pimp, and you are nothing but his whore

What does goat anus feel like?

>Allah
>God
Pick one.

If there was a referendum to pass sharia law in your country, would you vote for or against it?

The nature of "truth" is such that it will always be hated. Look at the span of humanity across centuries. Those who held to their moral believes and pushed for innovation, for truth, almost always received backlash. It's not hard to see why though. True men are not phased by emotional energy of others that create negativity.

If we look the world, no matter where muslims are, in Asia, America, Africa, the mioddle east, they constantly cause trouble and cant get along with any groups.
In light of this what do you think of Islam? Also Islam does not have the interpretive past of Christianity(all the christian philosophers and theologians that interpreted and reinterpreted the world and christian writings) which mellowed it and allowed christianity to work with democratic regimes and free speech.
So how can Islam work with democracy?
And please dont tell me that YOUR interpretation is the right one and its peaceful.
It doesnt matter. Even a book that has only aggressive statements but one good statement can be interpreted by someone that will focus on the one good statement.
The point is that religion requires many thinkers and generation upon generation to be adjusted from one suitable for authoritative regimes to one suitable for democracies.

So, how do you expect Islam to not fuck up the world and turn it into less free, less prosperous and more opressive?
Or do you simply yourself want muslim theocracies all over the world?

Also, i have to admit, looking at the screaching faces in the photo makes me physically sick.

Why would a perfect belief system need a death penalty for apostasy

why do you like killing people user?

See's flag
>Shit poster confirmed

I'd hope it wouldn't come to that. And muslims in other countries shouldn't even be thinking of it. There is no expansion agenda in Islam, muslims living in other countries should respect that countries laws without compromising their own morality. It will be hard and difficult, but not impossible.

A Jewish God. Just sayin'.

Nobody cares.
Sage.

This jew is right tho
Sage this thread anyway

Its a mental disease

#IllRideWithYou

>to be continued

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Keep telling yourself that pig fucker.

"IIf we look the world, no matter where muslims are, in Asia, America, Africa, the mioddle east, they constantly cause trouble and cant get along with any groups.
In light of this what do you think of Islam?"

You can't honestly expect to oppress people for years then bitch about it when you get punched back.

>mixes some new age bullshit with his obviously primitive uneducated muslim ideas.
You stink of stupidity.

Do you believe the prophet spoke with a talking donkey ? Pic not related

Oppressed? So everyone in the world wants to opress the muslims? In Africa? In Europe? In the middle east? in asia? Everyone? Why? Nom atter where you are you cause violence and you bring nothing of value.

The board wills it.

There was no talking donkey.

Not pig, goat fuckers. Pigs are forbidden remember ?

The donkey also was able to fly

>telling a jew that muslims are opressed all around the world
>implying the muslims are the victim of this world

Top fucking kek.
Sage

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Heh

>mfw mohamed was actually shrek in disguise
>mfw tomorrow, all the muslims in the world will admit it was a joke that went too far
>mfw shrek will appear, laughing and riding a truck of peace

Fuck off.

Islam preaches that you help your brothers, no matter where you are, however you can. This does not mean you should start killing non muslims in your country to avenge death somewhere else.

Sadly most who follow Islam today do not even know or read the holy book themselves. This can be said of pretty much all religion. Humanity is living in a time of great hypocrisy.

>truth sonetimes has backlash
>therefore anything that receives backlash must be true
You're retarded

Do you believe in black magic?

CONVERT TO THE LIGHT OF CHRIST YOU GOAT HUMPER, AND FUCK OFF.

Where will your next attack be?

Must have a mix-up with other heathens, then.

wtf u doing in straya

when your balls itch, how do you scratch them?

do you 'pinch and roll' the skin on the nut sack that's affected? Or do you just scrap you fingers across the balls like any other part of your body?

also: how many times has your pee split in to two streams?

Why do you hate doggos?

>leaf

Yes, this is a thing. "Magic" actually exists. Don't just take my word for it though.

Your religion is vile and false. It doesn't come from God, and your false prophet won't escape hell.

Yes. Yes it does.

Praise Kek.

Doggos are love, there is a story in the Quran. Basically a dog saves a few cunts!

Some idiots have turned the fact that your house and place of prayer needs to be clean, meaning dirty dog no good = dogs r bad.

How can any sane person follow a man like Muhammad who:
(1) let young boys watch him clean his private parts (Bukhari 1:4:152)?
(2) sucked the tongue of a boy (Musnad Ahmad 16245)?
(3) dressed up in little girl's clothes and women's clothes (Bukhari 2442)?
(4) slept with or had sex with a dead female body in a coffin or grave (Kanz al Ummal 34424)?
(5) was a pedophile (Bukhari: 5:58:234,236; 7:62:64,65,88)?
(6) said to consume house flies (Bukhari: Vol. 4, Bk. 54, No. 537)?
(7) commanded to drink camel urine (Bukhari: Vol. 8, Bk. 82, No. 79)?
(8) admitted to having a devil (Muslim: Ch.14, Bk. 39, No. 6759)?
(9) confessed to being demon possessed (Ishaq: 106)?
(10) told false revelations (Tabari VI: 107, 110; Ishaq: 166)?
(11) encouraged adherents to lie and break oaths (Ishaq:365; Tabari VII: 94; cf. Ishaq: 519; Bukhari: Vol. 7, Bk. 67, No. 427)?
(12) sex with animals (Abu Dawud 38:4450)?

>stars and stripes

What is this game?

do you believe in god because you'll be killed if you stop or because you believe that by being a good boy you'll find life after death?

Do you think life on this planet is only the once? if so do you think it is more valuable than people let on?

Why do you trust words from the mouth of men about the land of god when they offer nothing but more words as proof? Why do you trust your fellow man who is known to sow lies for personal gain?

Do you acknowledge this and simply use islam as a vehicle for controlling the misguided? or are you one of the misguided?

Do you acknowledge islam is primarily used to destroy and pervert and sow misery and dispair? If not, why do you condone your method of killing animals? Why do you condone the killing of non muslims simply because they are not muslims or because they have insulted the god you have been told by men exists?

If god exists, how can you not say that islam is the devil's religion in disguise?

blow me

Allah = God

That's not God's name.

No, it's not a title that means 'God'. It's a given name, like Martin or Richard.

>(12) sex with animals (Abu Dawud 38:4450)

Islamic countries have been backwards for centuries now.
Nobody was opressing the ottoman empire and yet it turned into utter shit and this is despite the fact it was RELATIVELY SECULAR.
Islam is a plague for any society that wants to progress and be more sane. I dont care about your personal beliefs I simply look at history.

Do believe what this guy says is correct? A lot of the comments agrees that the examples he's showing, are black magic.

youtube.com/watch?v=J-p7xkSRtWE

1. None, I believe in a god because after years of search I have come to this conclusion. I am not guided in my life by this believe only. It's only a small part of who I am.

2. Yes, life here is very important. And there are many forces at work to make you waste your life here as much as possible.

3. Assumptions

4. I'm just a cunt like you all trying to make it in this shithole

5. Because there are teachings in it that is literally what the "devil" does not want us humans to know.

KILL YOURSELF GOATFUCKER

Religion is just a meme.

Muhammad was just a memeing warlord and he pulled quints.

Allah is the arabic word for God. Arab christians say for exemple say "Allah" when they speak of God.

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>get punched back
They're punching back against their oppressors by murdering each other?

No one actually knows what this "donkey was", the Quran makes comparison to a donkey and a mule, in regards to the beings size.

Whatever it was, Quran only says that it was smaller than one but larger than the other, almost like a riddle.

Sadly I have not come across anyone who could give me more info on this.

Kill yourself.

>they constantly cause trouble and cant get along with any groups.
The same applies to you schlomo.

Wasn't just any memelord

Are you Shia or Sunni?

Thoughts on Wahhabism, secularism and the future of Islam?

When are you closest to Allah?

> Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.

What did he mean by that?

I just consider myself to be a Muslim, The Quran says that there is to be no division or sects. When I found out this Shia and Sunni division is caused by who should have been made leader, I just face palm.

Whats it like to fuck little boys? Better than goats?

Fuck out of here saracen scum.