THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

>tfw the flight plan does not list you

>tfw wasn't the first one to talk

Why would you sell a man a ticket, before throwing him out of a plane?

To see how he flies

He didn't fly the friendly skies. Who wants to try next?

>sorry sir, we've overbooked the tables at our restaurant so we are going to have to ask you to leave
>no, I was here first I'm not leaving!
>well if you don't go we won't be serving you
>I don't care! I'm going to sit and make sure no one can use this table!
>sir we'll have to have the police remove you
>AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH IF YOUR GONNA KILL.ME JUST KILL ME AAAAHHHH
>Sir please just leave!
>AHHHHH AHHHHH HEAVENS HELP ME AAAAAH AAAAHHH

Yeah seems like the reasonable thing to do as a customer.

>it's a 3 cops are unable to handle a 69 yo dude without violence episode

bad bait

>It's an escaped asylum patient pretends to br the doctor episode

Yeah except its a restaurant where you pay for your meal upfront and get tossed out because waiters want to use your table

>it's a false flag episode

if any business overbooked they should still be made to cater to the all the customers . as I understand it he didn't even get a voucher before being punched and dragged off

.... and get your money back

is the correct reaction to that to scream and throw a fit like a child who doesn't get his toy?

They came for the chinese doctors. I said nothing, because I am not a chinese doctor.

Then they came for the female executives. I said nothing, because I am not a female executive.

Then they came for company reps. I said nothing, because I am not a company rep.

Then they came for me.

and truly worldclass customer service too.

No one cared who I was before I refused to get off the plane

They offered him $800 in united jewline currency and a night in a shitty hotel.

>"I paid for this, this is my seat!"
>"Do you feel like this is your seat?"

is the correct reaction to that situation (that they created by overbooking which is basically a fucking fraud btw) to beat the fuck out of the nigga you just refused to serve despite him paying for the service?

Easiest lawsuit ever.

Cops and United were amazingly incompetent.

who wants to bet this guy was carrying on like a stereotypical asinine chinese asshole before the camera was rolling. this is why traditional western Customer Service doesnt work for brown and yellow people

It was 800$ by the time it was said and done and I don't think the hotel was disclosed but I'm sure it was a decent one close by

>have people depending on you who might die if you don't get this meal
>still refuse to serve you

>traditional western Customer Service
>beat people up and drag them out
Hey now, not all western people are violent thugs.