Discuss Your Donuts

Discuss Your Donuts

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I gave Martin Scorsese pinkeye and he wrote The Eye Rash Man

>I used the SOS app and planted the phone in my neighbors house

I fucked your gf and fuck that stupid picture that has that dumb bitch with a book you all post this bullshit every fucking day

I MASTURBATE.

Hey, a friend of mine has been getting terrorized by someone - literally stalking.

Heres the story. I'll refer to stalkerfag as "Dude" and my friend as "Friend"

Friend has disagreement with Dude. They part ways. Dude becomes stalker. Dude gets blocked on 5 different numbers, I receive newest number from friend. Dude has threatened to kill friend - shit gets real weird. 3 months go by- nothing, this is 6th number now. Dude texts again from new number...

I need help, what kind of shit can you find out about this dude and what can be done?

Friend is in a place where law enforcement doesn't seem to give a shit - and they feel helpless.

Here's the dude's newest number.
five seven one, five four nine, three three nine seven.

I failed NNN

My pedophilia won’t go away no matter how much or how hard I try to eliminate it

Well it's a sin alright, but there are ways out of it. God forgives you. It's a hard habit to break, but with prayer, exercise, and hypnosis (see Richard MacKenzie and Mark Tyrell), I haven't masturbated for at least 3 years.

nice PA request faggot

scadonsak.com/13557667/asks-his-friend-to-bang-her That’s my secret

I know full well what I just requested. I'm curious as to what you would say.

I'm always disappointed to see so much gay shit in these threads. But I have something gay to add.
On the weekend went out drinking with my best friend. We got shitfaced. He was slurring speech and asked me to give him a bj. I ignored it and said nights over better get you home to your wife that's her job. Wasn't too freaked out I knew it was the alcohol talking.
Walked him to his front door. Put him into his bed while his wife went to get water and a bucket.
So this is where it got weird. He asked me to take his boots off. Ok I did that. Except we were drunk so doing it wrong. I was standing at his feet and he was pushing them into my junk. Felt good so I let it happen for a bit longer.
Then i sat on the bed in between his legs and got them off properly. Suddenly hit me I was undressing my friend at 2am in his room. Super gay. And with only the hallway light on.
Can't remember who said what but to break the tension I jokingly punched him in the balls. He laughed. So I did it again. Yeah that didn't help, I didn't mind putting my hand there. On the third time I pushed it against his junk. Not sure why. He pushed back. Maybe only 5 seconds but long enough to know we were doing something weird. I think he was starting to get off on it.
That's when heard his wife walking down the hallway. Shut that shit down straight away. Said goodbye and left real fucking quick.
Wtf was that about? Im not gay. I only do pussy. But on my way home honestly thought, if his wife wasn't there I have nfi what would've happened.

Tldr: never getting drunk around him again.

There is no cure for sexy children

its classic restraining order case. you don't need anything from us.

I discovered my father in laws huge stash of voyeur material of my wife and her sisters and fap over it daily.

I recently discovered I might be gay, or at least bisexual. I'm not attracted to men. I'm only attracted to women and up until now I've only had sex with women. But this rich old guy comes up to me at work (I'm a bartender), likes to flirt, tips very generously, becomes very frequently. He invites me to bartend a party on his yacht, offers a lot of money. I take the gig, and it's fun, but at some point, he invites me into his cabin and offers me $150 to let him suck my dick. I was kinda freaking out, but I gave in, let him. I closed my eyes the whole time and thought about this chick I've been messing around with until I came. I didn't think I was a homo, and I sure don't know how I'm going to tell my parents.

I pushed my grandfather downstairs after an argument and he died. My family thought it was an accident, nobody ever knew it was me.

Oh law enforcement doesnt care? Kill him and dump his body in a place that it will only be found by archaeologists in the far flung future. Why is this even a question?

He speaks the truth. Hell the best parts of these thread are when people talk about the kids they've fucked

Awkward.

Don't tell. Your mom will be happy but your dad will cry.

What was the argument about?

hahah maybe he wanted you to

You is a moron, not a fag. Errybody like gettin they dick sucked.

Dude this has to be one of the gayest stories I've ever heard.

I would be freaked out too - for real. What makes it worse is that you put him to bed in his own goddamn house.. Where the fuck is his wife at? Good god...

That being said - Here's a gay story for you.

>Be in high school.
>Make Autist friend - I tried to be nice because he looked like the type to show up to school in a trench coat with guns.
>Rich parents, so they'd buy me shit and take us to concerts and buy me booze.
>Knew the kid was weird, but didn't realize it until one night.
>Get back from Pink Floyd tribute band concert.
>I go sleep on couch.
>I wake up to fumbling around, and as my eyes open I see figure standing in front of me
>Pull out phone flash light, its autist standing in front of me with his dick and balls out of the front of his boxers.
>Immediately kick him in dick and run to parents bedroom and wake them up
>He "sleepwalks"
>I never go over there again.
>Find out 4 years later that he was arrested for repeatedly shoving his dick in his family's faces when they slept.

how long he he been recording them?

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Paid a hooker in Costa Rica to fuck a dog

About 15 years, been with my wife for 6.

Based and Christpilled

>I'm always disappointed to see so much gay shit in these threads. But I have something gay to add
Lost

I keep digitally harming myself by posting biphobic content in an LGBT forum.
I'm getting blackpilled for real and I think that if keep doing this I will finally kill myself.
My complete failure in every single aspects of my life isn't helping at all.
Yet, I can't stop. It's the only way I can feel something.

I sometimes want to have sex with animals.

Will you fuck a kid, user?

You'll be surprised to know many animals given the chance would probably want to have sex with you

>Sex is ubiquitous in the media, but only a fraction depicts sexual interactions between same-sex partners. This field study, conducted outside of bars in the Midwestern United States, examined 83 heterosexuals’ sexual willingness with a same- or other-sex partner. Participants viewed a randomly assigned video vignette of a same- or other-sex partner. Alcohol intake, partner attractiveness, and sexual willingness were measured. Using moderated regression analysis, we found that alcohol intake predicted sexual willingness with the male target for both men and women, but not with the female target. The attractiveness of same-sex partners was related to sexual willingness. Sexual willingness was only influenced by alcohol intake and perceived attractiveness of a same-sex prospective partner. Most notably, alcohol intake was related to increased sexual willingness of men with a same-sex partner, suggesting a potential shift in normative casual sexual behavior among heterosexual men.
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how old were they when he started?

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for the last twenty years I've been exclusively getting into relationships with kinda fucked up girls where I am part their carer and support and part emotional/physical abuser. It isn't healthy or sustainable.

I'm trying to separate out those parts of my life now. I'm just trying to help and support people who need someone to talk to.

I don't know what to do about the side of me that needs to hurt.

Youngest was just getting tits, oldest was at college. No timestamps on them, just guessing.

I have never ever ever had sex with a child. I couldn't get it in without hurting her and we fell back on oral sex

i used to drive around filming as i showed girls my small cock

I like to make the toilet in our house not flush, so when my wife or mother in law take a shit it wont go down. I tell them Ill fix it when I go take a shower, so then i run the shower and pull out there shit and use it to jerk off with and put in my mouth. I have never cum so hard as I do with there shit. I know its gross but I cant stop myself. pic related, MIL.

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I fucked your mom and your girlfriend while you were fucking OP's girlfriend.

Now that's some shit..

His wife was getting him a drink. I put him in his bed because he's a big guy and was falling everywhere. He would've smashed into the dresser and split his head open or some shit

Ty user. It makes sense and I don't feel so weird now trying to figure it out.

Holy shit that is fucking disturbing. I'd be terrified to share a room with anyone after that

whats the best thing/highlights of what he recorded?

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Paid my cousin £6500 for sex. Was 32 at the time and she 36, with a partner and two kids. I had recently sold the house and downsized when me and my partner broke up. Since i was about 12 i have fantzised about my cousin. So when i had the excess money and on a bit of a downer i thought fuck it. Went to visit her and we went on a night out, thought a night club was a good place to ask her after a few drinks. She ran off to the bathroom initually after i offered her £4000. Was shitting myself. She came back about 20 mins later and said it was not enough. After a brief discussion we settled on £6500. Booked into a B&B, Was pretty awkward to begin with but soon got better.

That shit still gives me nightmares, man.

I should also mention that shortly after that night he had sent me this LONG drawn out message about his love for me, and I was like "oh fuck no, fuck this shit"

Saw a drunk 17yr old tits when I was 21

Blackmail him. Tell him you know he's done it and that you won't out him if he helps you do shit.

like what kind of shit?

£6.5k for one screw?
You got duped. Shoulda made it at most £500 a pop. That way get it whenever you wanted

Idk, like get him to help drug and fuck your sisters-in-law or some other fucked up shit. Make him let you fuck your mother in law or something. Whatever you're into, get him to help you do it.

His wife must be ugly is she was out of bed and you were feeling up her husband. You should have followed her into the kitchen and fucked the life out of her. He would never have known.

im a 20 year old Hispanic male that wants to let a white man in his 60's/early 70's hate fuck and bareback me while calling me a spic/beaner threatening to have me deported.
Im not even Mexican/I was born In the states, but the thought of sucking a white supremacists cock while he tells me hates me for my skin color excites me like crazy and I want to swallow a racist load.

still have the videos?

i’m a cuckhold

i convinced my gf to be fwb with my roommate

I like being fucked in the ass until I'm in tears and being forced to suck a guy's dick clean after he's done with my ass. I used to get fucked by another guy in my circle of friends and we always had to wait until we were the only ones around because that shit definitely sounded like rape some nights.

im trans and was beat and raped at a party. i told my family i was just beat.

i went to the gym before the party so my legs was wobbly before drinking. when i went to the party i was sitting a lot because of them. different guys came up to us {my friends} and flirted with me, some was very touchy. i remember up to one drink which my friend got me and after that my only memory is waking up in hospital with pain all over and my asshole feeling awful.
they said a taxi bought me to them so no one really knows what happened apart from drugged, raped and beat? probably beat because i had a dick. luckily i didn't get any infections or stds from it.

the guy wasn't ever found.

>my asshole feeling awful.
pics of asshole.

Ok so im a child molester pedophile. I never hurt her or did anything she wasn't comfortable with. I wouldn't stop loving her after she grew up even if she didn't move away. I also won't ever do it again with another little girl for a variety of reasons

I sometimes post my ex via unsee. I find it really hot when others fap over her chubby body. I also know that it’s wrong and she doesn’t deserve her pics being shown to strangers like that. I’m split between guilt and hornyness.

I am spartacus

No, I am Spartacus.

I live on a hill overlooking a high school PE field and I use binoculars to look at all the sexy high school girls jog around while their fully developed tits bounce in their gym clothes

I have some twisted fantasy of wanting to see my teenaged son and his friends fuck his mother, preferably when she's passed out drunk or slightly drugged. I'm not sure why, maybe because I was molested by my female babysitter as a child?

Woah dude. That's pretty fucked up. Seek out some help before hair starts growing on your palms and you go blind

I jerk off to my friends kid. She's about 6 and we live in a warm area so she is always running around in a dress. She absolutely loves them. She crys when she is forced to wear anything she don't want. I go over and watch her dance and play. On lucky days she wears a tank top and shorts. The shorts legs are always baggy on her and you can see her panties easy

Nice, do you have a good vantage point of her running around and playing so you can just sit back and jerk off or do you just use pics of her?

my aunt used to feel me up every time i visited, and "heavily" encouraged me toward being super fit as a teen
grooming started really early, like age 8, and never really stopped
seriously fucked with my head cause i had typical chad bod all through high school and didn't care for any girls (people thought i was gay)
only cared about aunt's approval
she raped me when i was 14 and it soon turned into me "earning" her approval until i left for college
we talked about it once and now we sorta just fuck for fun every once in a while
she's fucking tight though

Im secretly a trap + whenever i see large dogs i start leaking precum and idk how to stop doing that cause beastiality is fucking disgusting, just kill me.

You and me both man. Where or how did you post your link after you upload the pics to unsee?

this guys secret is out.

did you save he deleted it

When I was in middle school (7th grade) I was dating one of the prettiest girl in the grade.
She was a bitch. Real mean behind that pretty face.
I convinced her it would be fun to bully another girl from her grade. She was a really cute one, but shy. We invited her to join our group, then we would abuse and humiliate her behind closed doors.

Funny thing is, everyone was jealous of her for being the "cool kid's friend", yet we made her life miserable and took her from model student to borderline whore.

Ah, fun times

Post some.

Depends how lucky i am that's day. I visit often enough and we been friends long enough that i can make myself at home to an extent. So i can just lounge back on the floor with a couple pillows and she will run and play all around me while i play with myself.

You’re lucky vigilantes don’t exist otherwise your sorry ass would get beaten to a purée.

You’re also lucky vigilantes don’t exist to beat your sick screwed up head into submission you sick bitch.

i did shit with my friends mom one night in my early twenties. her husband plays music and while he was playing, my buddy and i were going out of town the next day and stayed the night at his parents. she came back after drinking and was pretty fucked up from what i could tell. i was up playing something on my laptop and she walked into the living room and sat right by me. she was asking me about her son and i going outta town and general things about it. she put her hand on my shoulder and i leaned in. started making out with her and dry humping her on the couch. asked her when her husband would be home. she told me two hours so we went to their room and fucked. run into her every once in awhile but never pass mention to it. just chat and thats about it. Her husband is always chatty with me whenever i see him. I think she was like late 40s, early 50s. id hit that still ngl.

only ever did it the once?

I hate my life and want to die everyday but I couldn't do that to my mother so I'm trapped in my own hell for now

my girlfriend is probably gonna leave me because i hate traps and sex workers

You should use psychedelics therapy

Why all the hate? If you are not attracted.to sex workers and traps, logically you shouldn't give a shit about them. Is this a self-loathing thing, because is some darn unattractive shit for your gf to put up with.

How about you just get money?

How much did you pay the dog?

i just think the logic behind both is really stupid. and alot of my friend group is really into both so when the topic comes up and my opioion is given she gets pissed. its not the most often thing but when it does come up its pretty rough

maybe you should left her first since she seems like a fucking disgusting human being.

i dont even have an issue with her liking either. its just that if they come up and i speak my mind about it shes either mad or sad and i feel horrible. besides this everything in the relationship is fine and id happily leave it alone but i know eventually she'll get sick of me

Okay, I can accept that as an explanation of her reaction. You are dodging the question though. Why? Come on, user. You posted in a secrets thread that your secret is you hate these things. Of course you should explain these feelings you are experiencing.

for traps i dont have an issue with the idea of traps but the idea that traps are straight. if someone who says they like traps says its gay im fine with it but saying theyre straight is just retarded. for sex workers hate is a strong word theyre just annoying and i joke with the non supporting friends about "hating them"

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up bitch milf ex. Dumb unaware bitch thinks this was all deleted. Upscale bitch would be beyond humiliated if anyone saw her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to her face

How about you just try giving in to it on day? Might shock you out of it or you'll find it you actually like it

Hello sunnymanner. How's your wife, ehh I mean your buddy's stuck up bitch mikf ex?

It's my buddy's ex

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That's the life you chose, abomination.

No it's your wife. We all know that by now.

Details?

Idk, it just seems so wrong. If we're gonna have this discussion though we should probably switch to kik or something, otherwise we'll just spam the thread. Mine is liebeleuteliebenlieb, we can talk about it or not, idk, i dont really expect a conversation tbh, just in case.