RISK THREAD: European domination edition

Time for a Risk Thread!!

RULES:
>Read the fucking rules in the map.
>Only realistic nation names (if you wanna play as Niggerland, go to Sup Forums)
>Tell me several locations to place your territories or I wont add them and they will be wasted (I will only add the ones that you tell me)
>keep track of your bonus

Let's claim our nations!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=-dqREbFER7Q&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp&index=27
youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY&index=23&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp
youtube.com/watch?v=fz4LhWi4oDs
youtu.be/LZDJUTYDiq8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Rose
London
Pussy Riot

copenhagen
danes
green

Lonesome Wyatt
Gilbratar
Green

>Only realistic nation names
pls

Finnish Empire
Light Blue
Finland

Russia
Russian Empire
Red

Kingdom of Spain
Yellow
Madrid

Would you like alliance master of benis

Ankara
Roach Empire
Yellow

>Grey
>Constantinople
>Neo-Byzantium

By rose I mean pink (thought it was the other map)

Okay I will go with Chelsea Headhunters

Yes just like last time

Yellow is taken

You want an alliance? 8-D

ok then purple

OP, thank you for taking the time out to do this. You seem lovely.

I hope you don't bring back dead nations to fuck people over.

Brown, Crimea, name is "Tatar Khanate"

>Wien
>Teutons
>Grey

>that flag
>that 8-D
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWINEHUND!?

Ally?

>Milan
>Mountain Jews
>any colour

So many desperate cunts

>Grey is taken
Okay,just give me any non faggoty color

Yes good sir. Please kill Byzantium, he is dickbutt

Also , my Tripcode is the same across all boards

Oh , I back-stabbed him last game

Roach empire declares total nuclear war on Pussy Riot

will do, Russian overlord

Germany
Berlin
Any color

Blue

Egypt

got a tripcode btw

I know you're gonna think I'm a faggot but it really makes me feel uncomfortable to see "Pussy Riot" or "Chelsea Headhunters" there. Maybe something like Rose Kingdom or another kind of homo-realistic name? :)

Mein dear Kaiser, our roots run deep. i shall shall come south if you do not come north...

Ciaro if I can be specific.

did you even look at the map

Orange

Dark Red

Light Green (blue is taken)

this was what i saw when i looked at the picture

So long as you keep your word, I shall not bother you

I feel stupid. Its not even on the map.

Constantinople? Dont hate me for not looking first OP

OP please.

*shall not
how stupid am i

Any colour
Peace Council
Constantinople

Orange is okay.
The southern Germans extend the Hand of Friendship to their Brothers

Yeah, sorry. The maps been updated since I last played it.

deal, nap?

you tried

See

any color
roma

Constantinople has been claimed by Byzantines buddy.

>Only realistic nation names
Same as Sorry no more colors left, unless Pussy Riot doesn't answer this

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=-dqREbFER7Q&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp&index=27

Holy Celtiberian Empire then, I start as dark green as I did before. Thanks OP.

Sure
Of course, germans need to stick together.

Fuck.

Crimea?

Fine, make me Swiss Army.

If you do, I want a NAP and your promise not to expand into Russia at all. Otherwise we will be quick enemies.

>This video has been blocked in your country

It's called Europa Nazione by Legionarii so no wonder kek

will mupdate ever happen?

So am i in now

Did i make it into the game OP?

really?
>be me
>live im burgerland
>never experience unless jewtube takes it down themselves

My eyes are off russia, no worries.

Yeah,that happens quite often here. I have to use a Proxy if I want to listen to War Music from my own country. It's sad at this point.

Here you go Hans, this should be to your taste as a replacement

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY&index=23&list=PLX0oENAz5AeLdM4obI_4dYYLioqTRugQp

Give me a couple more minutes to finish this

Just cuz im generous, I'll try to add a couple more colors, cuz all the other ones are already taken.

K tnx

Yes

It actually is sad

>thread is turning into nazi thread

op hurry pls

Thats true? Truly these are dark times for the germans.

I can already tell you're going to be a decent OP, thanks for not being a fag

damn bro, i knew the whoe nazi/holohoax stuff was banned but thats cucked beyond my liberty endowed burger mind's comprehension how you people havent burned iall to the ground.

Sorry OP I was temp banned

I will use Rose Kingdom.

Based OP|

anyone want some maps? i have 24

>WW2 Music is Nazi
What's up Antifa
Just wait,theyre gonna make it illegal to even listen to them

Hello regional neighbor.

Are you planning to take Bulgaria?

This. Thanks to all OPs for taking the time.
I reported you for the spam, hahah. It's alright though, a warning won't hurt as long as you don't break a global rule. I was banned for 15 days because of that.

make an album and send pls

>video is not blocked here

I love you Wyatt, even though you're a dumb nigger.

Latvia won't come between us again

I love you Rose dont forget that

I'm Crimea already.
See

You could listen to this one, it was used by the germans in ww2 and was made in argentina, so it shouldnt be banned
youtube.com/watch?v=fz4LhWi4oDs

>Holy Russian Empire
>you can choose the color
>moskva

Constantinople and Ankara are taken, choose somewhere other than Turkey and we can start

xoxo

Trabzon

Mother fucker.


Iceland then, I guess. Nobody is in Iceland right?

You mentioned you were female?

Yeah,that one isn't banned.
Erika isn't banned too. Seems Merkel hasn't discovered it yet
youtu.be/LZDJUTYDiq8

>choose somewhere other than Turkey

Iv heard that one, are die wacth am reihn and the ww1 banned?

>roach empire
>has to choose another start then Turkey

Hahaha maybe try Albania

Trabzon is not in the map lol

I suggest somewhere like Rome or the Balkans

Nope

No females on Sup Forums ;-)

Il go with torino, my ancestor are from piedimont after all

Name change to sardinia if possible

>Moskva is taken

Holy shit I'm too generous, there will be like 20 players

The real Russian empire (my ally) will crush you

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