UFC 221 Gamethread #5

>UFC 221 main card (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
Luke Rockhold vs. Yoel Romero – for interim middleweight title (Rockhold only)
Curtis Blaydes vs. Mark Hunt
Cyril Asker vs. Tai Tuivasa
Li Jingliang vs. Jake Matthews
Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov
>UFC 221 preliminary card (FS1, 8 p.m. ET)
Dong Hyun Kim def. Damian Brown via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Israel Adesanya def. Rob Wilkinson via second-round TKO (3:32)
Alexander Volkanovski def. Jeremy Kennedy via second-round TKO (4:57)
Jussier Formiga def. Ben Nguyen via submission (rear-naked choke) (R3, 1:43)
>UFC 221 preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 6:30 p.m. ET)
Ross Pearson def. Mizuto Hirota via unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28)
Jose Quinonez def. Teruto Ishihara via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 x2)
Luke Jumeau def. Daichi Abe via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-27, 28-27)

MAIN CARD STARTING NOW, FACE THE PAIN

/heem/ pays respect to the Elders, past and present, and extends that respect to other Indigenous people. /heem/ acknowledges the Traditional Owners and Custodians of the land and communities on which we stand and bang.

IN

TWO

PEACE

IS

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SHAT AP YE GAY CUNT

FACE THE PAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

I'd like to pay respect to the Nyoongar tribe who are the rightful owners of Perth.

Romero better be ready to face the pain

Anyone remember the old UFC mascots that wore makeup and shit? Like they had 2 dumb retards in costumes?

BASED JIMMY SMITH

Someone post 1080p acestream now.

Is Anik drunk? He's slurring an awful lot.

Who here /bisping/?

>UFC 221 main card (Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET)
Luke Rockhold vs. Yoel Romero – for interim middleweight title (Rockhold only)
Curtis Blaydes vs. Mark Hunt
Cyril Asker vs. Tai Tuivasa
Li Jingliang vs. Jake Matthews
Tyson Pedro vs. Saparbek Safarov
> this is a ppv

>mfw I know for a fact there are people getting completely shitfaced from 10am onwards in my city
>mfw they all think they learnt a thing or two watching
>mfw once this shit card is over they are gonna be brawling outside all Sunday

Rose will HEEM joanna again for Sup Forums

The Tapout guys?

wait when did we move away from /heem/? is this a good or bad thing? have all the autists fucked off?

lol theyre playing a pre-recorded jimmy smith tape

when he started talking it was way off

Do you lads think Mark Hunt has any chance of rising in the rankings with a victory tonight?

I like a girl who can throw a fuckin punch. where do i find girls like this? do not recomend me a MMA gym, those girls are gross

ive been going /commando/ all day bros
who else freeballing here?

>no one has ever out-techniqued me

Punished Yoel with new tattoos and a new camp


Luke is dead

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based lad

>who else freeballing here?

everyday

I want her to rear naked choke me

That entire exchange is pure KINO. BISBANGED.

This

>mfw i see this on every uni building

how was the prelims?

He's not a former fighter, is he? Perhaps punch drunk?

Biscan is a flushed bum

I'm generally always naked in my apartment

hahaha yes

>Wearing sunglasses during weigh in
What a cuckhold

why are they giving the goblin an instant rematch, she tapped to strikes

Who /unironically loves FACE THE PAIN/ here?

I'm unironically buying this. Got to support my boys ppv numbers

That is one pathetic ''''man''''

havin a little cheeky snack before going out with the lads

That chick's hairline... Christ.

Your average Pauline Hanson voter

literally everyone on heem

EYEGOUGE EYEGOUGE EYEGOUGE

same here m8, what part of Cuba you from?

If Luke beats Yoel, then Bisping beats Yoel

where the prelims decent i missed them?

fuckCK

people always stream ppv's on their shitty websites for ad clicks.

Rockhold is my boy

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I'm too self-conscious to do that, even when I'm alone

The Chad Smith vs. The Virgin rogan

Jimmy sucks! Long live Joe Rogan, king of heem!

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Bisping lost to 2 WW's

I remember that Cain v Nog card, they actually played it on free to air was dope

Is Dana your boy?

Because the UFC isn’t about who deserves what anymore, it’s owned by Jews and they sunk a lot of money into promoting Joanna, so they gotta milk her for all she’s worth.

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Why bro? Just let it all out

>New South Waleseses Tai Tuivasa

I hate how Americans struggle with basic English words lads

You Amerimutts

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fried crab?

Will we see this sight again tonight?

H E S H U R T

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All that means is both GSP and Gastelum would be Cuckhold too.

Just got home from work, did I miss the Hunt fight? I've tuned in FS1 but nothin but a shitty racing event

This Jake Matthews kid looks like he's on the gas for sure.

wtf really?
I cant relax at home until im fully naked.

How the fuck do you allow this to happen?

Does anyone know where anyone is?

>humanely killed
>offal removed
>cooked properly

everything went better than expected

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Fat bastard

feel like jake is in for a rough time today

Rose has the upper hand here, unlike before. Imagine Rose defends 1/2 more times while Joanna fights 1/2 more contenders. That will be about a year, more. Enough time for Joanna to regain confidence and fix what went wrong, and have 2 fights of tape to study nu-Rose. If Rose beats her here, where she has all the confidence and Joanna is shakey, she'll never have to fight Joanna again, even if Joanna racks up a 5 win streak.

She will make sure the roach is dead.

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go cavs

OOOH! AAOUHH! THAT'S IT!

would anyone really care or be upset if Pedro vs Safarov was the first prelim of the night?

Who is paying for this dog shit

>main card starts before midday

Is Perth a fucking joke?

no..like an hour until hunt fights

What's your best combo?

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Where is my acestream you worthless niggers?

need a girl to crush me bollocks

Did Joe Rogan finally retire to become the leader of Jordan Peterson's PR team?

Fucking horrendous. Ben 10 got nearly KO'd and then choked out. And MW Jon Jones debuted, it was pretty fun watching him strike. Other than that, it was all garbage

main card PPV just started

Wow, did he actually say sambo?

Legit can't believe this Fight Pass tier card is a PPV

Who's the co-commentator?

Safarov is like an even more retarded version of Oliynyk

Grow up in an NWO hellscape

>heem my dick just in time to get back for the start of the main card
Perfect timing.

>Dagestani
>Not wearing the hat
He's going to lose without it, has he never watched Khabib?

Yoel can't be champ. He missed weight.