Oil?

Oil?

Trips?

THE UNITED STATES OF SPACE

Bitch you cookin'?

BITCH U COOKIN?

I HAVE A COALLITION OF THE WILLING

M
A
R
S

Mars bitches... red rocks!

40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON

...

Like who?

yeeaye yeaye

The baby's crying!

Who the fuck said that?

JAPAN'S SENDING PLAYSTATIONS

THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

SAY WORD SON

BE REAL REAL SON

*pushes over glass of water and runs away*

*stands and grabs microphone*

>drops mic against knee and pretends to be overcome with laughter
>6 gorillion redditors burst into flames with pure rapture at how le baesed muh dave is

Stankonia agreed to drop Bombs over Baghdad

Stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad

Haha yes these are all quotes from sketches we've all seen! Have some upvotes gents!

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA AND THE ZULU NATION

AFRIKA BAMABAATA AND THE ZULU NATION

Two lesbians sucking on each others titty bowls

Who are the 5 greatest 5 faggots on this thread?
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
And (You)

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT NIGGA

Who keeps making these threads?

...

Whachu talkin bout bitch, you cookin?

William Shatner, the greatest troll in Sup Forums history

SANCTION ME, SANCTION ME WITH YOUR ARMY

OH WAIT....

Sketch got really dark in the end

Well it is Black Bush.

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

Dave was so on-point with Black Bush, it's not even funny.

Cradle of fuckin' civilization

Him tipping over that caraffe like out of nowhere is one of my top five favorites from the whole show. Like, the president of the United States has to abscond so he needs to make a cartoon-tier diversion... kek

S P E C I A L
...........I
.......N A P K I N

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FAAATHAAAH!!!

PRAY TO GOD U DONT DROP THAT YELLOW CAKE...

Brah I got it wrapped in this special CIA napkin.

DAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER