*Record scratch*
Yep that's me
*Record scratch*
Yep that's me
Now I'm probably wondering how you got yourself into this situation
I thought they did it ironically.
this is reddit, this is memes
Is Waititi /ourguy/?
It's funny because this movie is EXACTLY everything Sup Forums wants in a movie.
>gratuitous CGI
>quips
>dad rock music
>*Freeze frame*
>capeshit
>Everything Sup Forums wants in a movie
>NO BANEPOSTING
Fucking leave this board
I still think it
They did
There's probably nothing more reddit these days than Baneposting. It may have started here but it only exploded in popularity after the Tom Hardy AMA.
Quite unironically, only someone from Reddit would think that was true
Please. People on every board were tripping over themselves to make Bane threads in the summer of 2014. It never would have had such staying power if it weren't for that AMA.
Summer of 2014, the jannies hadn't yet adopted their zero-tolerance policy, they didn't yet consider Bane threads to be "spamming/flooding" as they do now.
its like marvel actually loves basking in their redditness
Germanwings was really what gave the meme new life. Until then, it was definitely on its way out
Also, the discovery that not only is Baneposting altering history, it's somehow going back and actively rewriting it
>giving a shit about 5 year old dead memes
Keep clinging to the glory days grandpa. This board is long past it's prime and the stale memes show.
...
Such a waste of quads.
What's ironic is that if hotheads didn't constantly shit up bane threads by whining "dead meme", it might actually have died by now.
They're the ones keeping it alive.
holy shit gas yourself
I am being completely serious when I say this. This movie looks hella freaking epic desu
>completely serious
>saying "hella", "freaking", or "epic"
>I KNOW HIM FROM WORK!!!
Cringe
The director obviously browses Sup Forums
stop shit posting on Sup Forums, chris
>perhaps you're wondering meme
>plagiarizes Snyder
Taika I know you're reading this, stop making capeshit you had potential to be good
>neets are a large portion of Sup Forums users
>they don't find jokes about work/family life funny
Really makes you think
They're trying really hard to appeal to normies.
>haha it's funny because I go to work too! Thor is so relatable!
Why is it work though? He doesn't get paid to play around with the Avengers (it is just playing for Thor).
Who are you quoting?
>HE'S A FRIEND FROM WORK
Was this necessary? Thor would just be happy to fight someone strong.
He's happy because he's thinking the Hulk will help him out and not fight him.
Yep!
I know. I'm saying it's dumb. They're really taking Thor out of character. First with the dumb apartment trailer and now this.
>projecting this hard
I just don't find cringe jokes funny, sorry
the director is some shitty british comedy director so yeah most likely.
>neets are a large portion of Sup Forums
source?
>What's ironic is that if hotheads didn't constantly shit up bane threads by whining "dead meme", it might actually have died by now.
Such delusion.
Stay stuck in 2012 gramps. Remember that the cake is a lie and I just lost the game.
Yeah England and New Zealand are pretty much the same place
both shitholes with brown infestations.
Imagine being the person that makes posts like this, I wonder how depressing his/her life must be.
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Ugh... Where do I begin?"
>"So, you're probably wondering who the loser tied up in chains and dangling over a fiery pit of eternal torment is."
>"I'll give you a hint: he ain't Michael Jackson."
>Archive footage of Thriller
>"Though I can do a pretty good moonwalk, when I'm not about to die."
>Back to Thor
>"Yep, that's right: I'm the loser. But that wasn't always the case."
>"Just a week ago, I had it all. A mystical hammer made of Uru metal, a spot on the greatest superteam on Midgard... Heck, I even had Natalie Portman!"
>Still of Natalie Portman in Leon, The Professional
>"Woah, woah, woah! Not that Natalie Portman!"
>Shots of Natalie Portman in the previous Thor movies
>"Yeah, that one..."
>"Here's a recipe for a bad Thor day..."
>Shots of Hela
>"Take one SERIOUSLY screwed up demon goddess..."
>Shots of Grandmaster and Valkyrie
>"Mix in a slave-trading grandmaster and his hot psycho bodyguard..."
>Shots of Loki
>"And top it all off with a dash of my dweeby little brother."
>"It all started out so simple. But I guess the universe has a way of Ragnaroking your socks off."
>VHS rewind backwards through the movie
>One Week by Barenaked Ladies starts playing
So what?
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>dad rock
The fact that it's in every movie means that it is now officially granddad rock.
>>"Here's a recipe for a bad Thor day..."
>>Shots of Hela
>>"Take one SERIOUSLY screwed up demon goddess..."
>>Shots of Grandmaster and Valkyrie
>>"Mix in a slave-trading grandmaster and his hot psycho bodyguard..."
>>Shots of Loki
>>"And top it all off with a dash of my dweeby little brother."
perfect
I didn't mind the first one, it was OK an easy 5.75/10.
The action in the second film was better and it actually made a difference from the other Marvel films as there was actually a chance of the "good guys" losing and you felt it. Also more Kat screentime gives it a 6/10 even though the subplot was worse
This film looks cut like fucking Kung Fury with a shitty non-original "remember this music?!" soundtrack that drags in anyone banking on the nostalgia of the actual song with no score complementing the scene, since there's no actual emotion, no actual meaning and everything at the end doesn't fucking matter because if it did it'd confuse the MCU obsessed masses.
Yes and?
Joke's on you, Baneposting wasn't a thing yet in 2012, its peak was in early to mid 2014.
>Thor vs Hulk
>without his hammer
He was barely able to fight the Hulk with his hammer. How badly is he going to get raped?
It is literally like listening to classical music at this point
less depressing than living with niggers in a city that used to be 100% white and clean and safe id imagine
>This film looks cut like fucking Kung Fury with a shitty non-original "remember this music?!" soundtrack that drags in anyone banking on the nostalgia of the actual song with no score complementing the scene, since there's no actual emotion, no actual meaning and everything at the end doesn't fucking matter because if it did it'd confuse the MCU obsessed masses.
and you got all that from two fucking minute teaser?
>This film looks cut like fucking Kung Fury with a shitty non-original "remember this music?!" soundtrack that drags in anyone banking on the nostalgia of the actual song with no score complementing the scene, since there's no actual emotion, no actual meaning and everything at the end doesn't fucking matter because if it did it'd confuse the MCU obsessed masses.
you know if you switch MCU for DC it becomes a perfect statement for Suicide Squad.
>Marvel
>ironically
is this your first MCU movie?
Marvel is tongue in cheek as fuck tho
This movies are just shitposting. Low effort posts that might get a few (You)'s but are never going to be remembered.