Unironical question: What does it take IRL to get a reservation at Dorsia?

Unironical question: What does it take IRL to get a reservation at Dorsia?

dubs for dorsia

Trips or higher are required for a table at Dorsia

check em, nigger

You have to know a guy

Can we have this not derail into a stupid dubs thread?
I'd like a proper answer please from someone who frequently dines there.

That would be nice, but first check these

check em

you are all unworthy

these dubs will get me in to Dorsia

überprüfe diese doppel, die eintrittskarte für das dorsia

Nobody goes to Dorsia anymore.

You got to do that Yale thing

Saving this thread

Nice try.

Pathetic the lot of you.
Check these out!

Just like any good restaurant:

Luck, a reservation far enough in advance, and connections.

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no can do

dabs

It's very cool Bateman, but it's nothing

Nothing. Dorsia doesn't exist anymore.

noice