Men's 5000m
Speed Skating
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first for dutch sweep
>canadian set a world record two months ago
HAHA time for choking
stream!
STREAM?!
STREAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Redpill me on it.
this
don't even fucking post a thread unless you have a stream
Swede's outfit /fa/ as fuck
cbc with hola add on
get gud faggot
ignore these retards
This shit is streamed for free by NBC. Even if you for some reason happen to not have access to NBC, you should know how to find a fucking stream by now. For fucks sake. We do this shit every 2 years. Keep the fuck up.
hola is a botnet but ok
dutchwinlol
LOVE when the skaters cunt coaches yell at them
>This shit is streamed for free by NBC
it's not on NBC, fucking tard
fuck you
and you
>botnet
they already know i watch anime
way better than the skiing bullshit
>streamed
Learn to read, faggot.
>I installed hola for nothing
Pole getting murdered.
swede wins
who /comfy/ here?
Does beating your opponent have any significance? Or is it all about the time?
BASED VAN DER POEL
OUR GUY
wew that Pole got absolutely BTFO
the men are bigger than the ones of yesterday?
U S A
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A
U S A
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is that douchebag Shani competing in this
I hope he crashes
shit works like a charm
GO JAPAN GO
I dunno, hard to tell so far. The japanese guys is bringing the cock size average down a bit though.
5k speed skating sucks. ill wait for womans hocknee
the other events on aren't much better la
Why do we suck at every winter sport that isn't snowboarding?
>entering a 5,000m competition without having any stamina
God we're fucking stupid
we're pretty good at hockey but only the NHL, nothing else
>7 seconds
USA?
WTF?
>USA getting murdered by Japan
lel
>we haven't seen americans take a beating like that since _________
USA
USA
USA
>we're pretty good at hockey but only the NHL
lol no
His best was a 6:19. Probably going to throw up again. We have sucked in distance for a long time.
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9/11
USA BTFO
USA BTFO
USA BTFO
USA BTFO
I want pole to leave.
skeleton
vietnam
lightning is doing good this season, no?
this cbc announcer is putting me to sleep
this is a snore fest. any meth sports on?
>lightning is doing good this season
yeah thanks to the non-americans on their team
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the fuck is that plastic kid's light-up gun?
Can't even afford a real starting gun?
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How the fuck do you false start a 5000m race?
Real gun doesn't have electronic hookup to the digital clock.
then why are Canadian NHL teams using Americans like Matthews, Gaudreau, Boeser as their star players
wouldn't want to shoot blanks through the roof
I imagine that the toy gun in more accurate because pulling the trigger starts the timer.
Repairing the roof would be tiresome
SKATE
FAST
because they are trash and have no chance of winning, they take whatever they can get
it can if you stick a switch in the trigger of an actual starting gun
hahaha get fucked guidos
women's speed skating is better tbqhf
Why would you do that when you already have an electronic gun that does the same thing
jesus christ user
Japan raping everyone so far.
authenticity and tradition
but yeah, you rite, it's 2018 and we don't need that nonsence
NIPPON
STRONK
why doesn't the second guy just catch up?
I know right
Just skate faster, dummy
is Shani "coin tosses are racist" Davis competing in this
please BTFO him
It's like another rape of nanking
Why are the nips so good at this?
No bob costas this year! or ever again!
Yuri on Ice
wenger out
here come da dutch
Will they qualify by time and then go to play-offs?
Oh shit boys semen spiller coming in.
That's a nice lead you got there, Japan
shame if something were to happen to it
hup holland hup
too bad the commentators here can't say the names correctly
Reminder that we're gonna dominate figure skating as well
why do they even have 2 guys racing if they're not really racing each other
all that matters is the time so why have 2 guys at once
I always lol at the mls how they pronounce Micheal de leeuw as de loo
to speed it up
that's a cute girl
they are racing each other. They switch from going inside and outside every lap
Ok
I hope your girls will dominate in slopestyle
To confuse casuals.
>we're going to dominate the gayest sport in the olympics
lmaoo good for you Hiroyuki
11 races instaed of 22.
there's still some tactics involved like switching lanes etc
Hope you BTFO Adam Rippon before he gets the gay electrocuted out of him
>gayest sport in olympics
that's not
at the end of the day, it's a gold medal :^)
btfo
Dutch fucking up here
>Suicide: The Sport
>gay
Nice try, Tojo.