Speed Skating

Men's 5000m

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first for dutch sweep

>canadian set a world record two months ago
HAHA time for choking

stream!
STREAM?!
STREAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

Redpill me on it.

olympics.cbc.ca/video/todays-events/speed-skating-feb11-men-5000m-finals/

this
don't even fucking post a thread unless you have a stream

Swede's outfit /fa/ as fuck

cbc with hola add on

get gud faggot

ignore these retards

This shit is streamed for free by NBC. Even if you for some reason happen to not have access to NBC, you should know how to find a fucking stream by now. For fucks sake. We do this shit every 2 years. Keep the fuck up.

hola is a botnet but ok

dutchwinlol

LOVE when the skaters cunt coaches yell at them

>This shit is streamed for free by NBC
it's not on NBC, fucking tard

fuck you
and you

>botnet
they already know i watch anime

way better than the skiing bullshit

>streamed
Learn to read, faggot.

>I installed hola for nothing

Pole getting murdered.

swede wins

who /comfy/ here?

Does beating your opponent have any significance? Or is it all about the time?

BASED VAN DER POEL

OUR GUY

wew that Pole got absolutely BTFO

the men are bigger than the ones of yesterday?

U S A
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A

U S A
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is that douchebag Shani competing in this

I hope he crashes

shit works like a charm

GO JAPAN GO

I dunno, hard to tell so far. The japanese guys is bringing the cock size average down a bit though.

5k speed skating sucks. ill wait for womans hocknee

the other events on aren't much better la

Why do we suck at every winter sport that isn't snowboarding?

>entering a 5,000m competition without having any stamina

God we're fucking stupid

we're pretty good at hockey but only the NHL, nothing else

>7 seconds
USA?
WTF?

>USA getting murdered by Japan

lel

>we haven't seen americans take a beating like that since _________

USA
USA
USA

>we're pretty good at hockey but only the NHL
lol no

His best was a 6:19. Probably going to throw up again. We have sucked in distance for a long time.

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9/11

USA BTFO
USA BTFO
USA BTFO
USA BTFO

I want pole to leave.

skeleton

vietnam
lightning is doing good this season, no?

this cbc announcer is putting me to sleep

this is a snore fest. any meth sports on?

>lightning is doing good this season
yeah thanks to the non-americans on their team

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the fuck is that plastic kid's light-up gun?

Can't even afford a real starting gun?

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How the fuck do you false start a 5000m race?

Real gun doesn't have electronic hookup to the digital clock.

then why are Canadian NHL teams using Americans like Matthews, Gaudreau, Boeser as their star players

wouldn't want to shoot blanks through the roof

I imagine that the toy gun in more accurate because pulling the trigger starts the timer.

Repairing the roof would be tiresome

SKATE
FAST

because they are trash and have no chance of winning, they take whatever they can get

it can if you stick a switch in the trigger of an actual starting gun

hahaha get fucked guidos

women's speed skating is better tbqhf

Why would you do that when you already have an electronic gun that does the same thing

jesus christ user

Japan raping everyone so far.

authenticity and tradition
but yeah, you rite, it's 2018 and we don't need that nonsence

NIPPON

STRONK

why doesn't the second guy just catch up?

I know right

Just skate faster, dummy

is Shani "coin tosses are racist" Davis competing in this

please BTFO him

It's like another rape of nanking

Why are the nips so good at this?

No bob costas this year! or ever again!

Yuri on Ice

wenger out

here come da dutch

Will they qualify by time and then go to play-offs?

Oh shit boys semen spiller coming in.

That's a nice lead you got there, Japan

shame if something were to happen to it

hup holland hup

too bad the commentators here can't say the names correctly

Reminder that we're gonna dominate figure skating as well

why do they even have 2 guys racing if they're not really racing each other

all that matters is the time so why have 2 guys at once

I always lol at the mls how they pronounce Micheal de leeuw as de loo

to speed it up

that's a cute girl

they are racing each other. They switch from going inside and outside every lap

Ok
I hope your girls will dominate in slopestyle

To confuse casuals.

>we're going to dominate the gayest sport in the olympics
lmaoo good for you Hiroyuki

11 races instaed of 22.

there's still some tactics involved like switching lanes etc

Hope you BTFO Adam Rippon before he gets the gay electrocuted out of him

>gayest sport in olympics

that's not

at the end of the day, it's a gold medal :^)

btfo

Dutch fucking up here

>Suicide: The Sport
>gay
Nice try, Tojo.