Not a single time in team of the season

>not a single time in team of the season

keep hating on the best striker in the world

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>The Lyncher of Leicester

>hating on pablo higuain

you have to play for a relevant team. Cashero made his choice.

>could have literally signed for real 5 seasons in a row for double the money
>didn't

nice try tho

Aguero is a hack, he's just insanely lucky

fuck off higuain

When was the last time he scored a big goal?

Jan 28 2018

>could have signed for madrid and been crucial to 3 Champions League wins
>stayed in manchester to be big fish in small pond and fight for 4th
lmao what a fuck up.I guess success isnt important

>sign for shitty plastic club like real and be called a mercenary
>don't sign thus showing heart for his club and still get criticized

i guess this proves you can't win with autists

>"showing heart for his club"
>It's fucking City

>he didn't sign for a shitty plastic club
but he did you mongoloid.

a team that hadn't won the league in 44 years up until he joined?
or
a team that wins it every other fucking year?

I guess Leicester's GK had Aguero as a captain in FPL and had to chase someone who had Kane.

>a team that hadn't won the league in 44 years up until he joined?
youre using this as an argument he isn't a mercenary??
PFFHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Real has won the league once in the last 8 years or so

imagine being this
>SEETHING
about City's success. Unlucky m8, unless you're a Poonich, in which case
>lol you fucking cunt, scrape yourself off the runway

AHAHAHAHAHAH, imagine being this dumb

Aguero is the biggest mercenary in the world

youre the one seething here mate lol. imagine being this bitter

yeah im proper seething that City are gonna walk the league and probably win the champions league as well
>poonichs

yeah, look at you.

the AGUEROOOO was the most iconic and best moment in the history of the premier league so even if some dont appreciate his talents hes always going to be remembered and in montages on MOTD/sky just for that

Renaldos era at Madrid has been so disappointing

but what talents? kek

>KDB gets injured
>Aguero scores 0 goals

m-muh TotS..... :-(

imagine being so seething by a club you mention them in a thread with no mention beforehand, think calling them 'munichs' isn't enough so you go ultra tryhard and whack in 'poo' as well lmao

>claim it's the most iconic and best moment
>it's by a mercenary playing for oil fc

This one carries more weight and history: theguardian.com/football/2012/may/03/wayne-rooney-greatest-goal-premier-league

Implying United are any better than City

M8 that was a better goal but there has been 1000s of better goals. but if you asked anyone to name a premier league moment pretty much everyone would say the aguero

Aguero is not even the best striker at City. If he was good enough Barca would have chosen him over Suarez.

United are superior, morally and historically. Neutrals will tell you that.

Call me petty but QPR threw that game just to spite us. Fuckers didn't bother to tackle aguero. I'm glad they're rotting in the lower leagues, it's karma.

Nobody remember that meaningless match, even more compared to the greatest PL win history like AGUEROOOOOOOOO. The score isn't even special like pic related.

>united
>better historically

WE SENT MANCHESTER UNITED TO THE SECOND DIVISION BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WILL NEVER *EVER* DELETE THAT BLEMISH FROM YOUR HISTORY

IT'S LITERALLY THE BIGGEST HUMILIATION IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS

youtube.com/watch?v=YVPfd8UurkQ

YOUR OWN PLAYER

BACKHEEL GOAL

LAST MINUTE

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh shit the flip is back

The rooney goal was in every PL promo footages years after he did it, of course it is relevant

I'm not even gonna rise to that. United are literally the most decorated British sports team in history. Oil fc's history started in 2008.

flippy i thought you were in jail for murder

TWO MOST ICONIC GOALS IN THE HISTORY OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE

1. DENIS LAW BACKHEELS YOU BACK TO THE SECOND DIVISION, YOUR TRUE HOME

2. AGUERO SNATCHES THE TITLE AWAY FROM YOU IN THE LAST SECOND WITH YOUR PLAYERS AND FERGIE ALREADY CELEBRATING

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Life happens

Meth, not even once

The return fixture came at Old Trafford on the penultimate day of the season (United still had an away game to play at Stoke) with United trying to avoid relegation with a win, although they were also relying on Norwich beating Birmingham that day for their result to matter. After 80 minutes, with no score, Francis Lee played the ball towards former United player Denis Law who was standing with his back to goal. Law back-heeled the ball past goalkeeper Alex Stepney into the net. This was Law's last appearance in league football, announcing his retirement soon after. In the closing minutes of the match, United supporters invaded the pitch and forced an abandonment.

>THE CITY OF MANCHESTER UNITED
>LITERALLY THE ONLY DERBY IN HISTORY WHERE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED
>YOUR BIGGEST RIVAL KEKING YOU INTO THE SECOND DIVISION

BIGGEST BLEMISH IN HISTORY, CAN'T BE DELETED

fucking would be the flip to ruin this thread. city fags were getting ruined and then you had to tarnish the opinion.

now i have a excus to pos this haha

kek

FUCKING FAT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT

Nobody remember any manure PL achievement, let alone some poster boy mundane goal. People just feel sick of manure cheating and shady referee deal for years.

He has never been the best striker in the PL.
2011-13: Robin Van Persie
2013-14: Luis Suarez
2014-15: Diego Costa
2015-now: Harry Kane

>2014-15: Diego Costa

He won more PL's than all those combined

and Rooney has won more than him, is Rooney better then?

He's never made tots cause he's out for 6 months every season

You can only compare in the time since Aguero joined the EPL

except for this season, thanks to Peptide Fraudiola and a certain Dr. Ste Roid

*2016: Vardy

>he's won more pls than all those combined

>Costa: 2 PL
>RVP: 1 PL
>Aguero: 2 PL
3 is bigger than 2 retard

Aguero 3*

City already won

even if you count that, 3 is also not bigger than 3

Fine, I didn't remember Costa won 2

>0 World Cup goals

I always took it as read that he kept clear of Real as an ex Atletico player. Would probably have signed for Barca except that Pep didn't want him.

here are the pfa team of the year striker stats for aguero's seasons in the epl:

>2011-12: rooney 27 goals/4 assists, rvp 30/9 - aguero 23/8
>2012-13: rvp 26/9, suarez 23/5 - aguero 12/2
>2013-14: sturridge 21/7, suarez 31/12 - aguero 17/6
>2014-15: costa 20/3, kane 21/4 - aguero 26/8
>2015-16: vardy 24/6, kane 25/1 - aguero 24/2
>2016-17: kane 29/7, lukaku 25/6 - aguero 20/3

unsurprising that city fans dont remember those seasons

That's not Mario Balotelli

>2014-15: costa 20/3, kane 21/4 - aguero 26/8
he got robbed here, we're all in agreement yes?

...

Yeup.

Should be in this season alongside Kane too, but no doubt they'll put Salah or Sterling as a striker.

fat fuck

more impressive when you consider that season after season he misses significant time with injury

w-wut?

Aguero married Maradona's daughter
They broke up in 2012
Maradona has Aguero's face blacked out

holy kek

how did he not win agaist rvp or costa?