Luge aka deathslide Heat 3 & 4

Luge thread
Come watch male cameltoes go fast

First for team GB

>Another Gold for Germany

Are other countries even trying

BETTER LOCH NEXT TIME

Yooo, where the fuck did that come from Mazdzer
USA USA USA

This truly requires a special kind of person. Also was that fucking yankee chick wearing a tank top?

>Those angles

no they are not- thats the problem with wintersports

You have different wintersports regions around the world and in each of them other sports are practised. Thats why most wintersports only have 1 or 2 countries who actually have athletes who can comepete in the top level

Can't wait for the Womens Race. Extra thicc thighs

Imagine having an itchy crotch and scratching it with those spiky gloves haha

How do you get into this sport?

Do you just go down the death chute and start training if you live?

mixed doubles when

Tell me someone got a screen of that grinning bastard. That's some insane cannibal stuff.

you use your skateboard on windy road

That ain't gonna last long. I give it 3 month max till a women complains that she felt the penis of her partner poking her in the back

America, fuck yeah.

There's summer luge tracks, plus there are these kart looking things you can use on roads
I think they train with that

That would be crazy haha

meant for

They'll only complain after the guy rejects her for some figure skating loli

When do we get to people stacking it

Rip Kindl

I rode on of those once - was a lot of fun - but im pretty sure that has nothing to do with the olympic luge

when was that?

Live in a city with a luge track
>tfw opposite end of the country

XD

Who the fuck even builds luge tracks outside olympics

Germans

Bored German Engineers

The latvian guy.

I am not of seeing problems. Is good smile yes

>every race is a different race
>it's cold outside
>ice is slippery

is sports commentating bux for nothing or what

Daniel Ricciardo looking mother fucker

It's even better when he puts the red visor on.

>tfw as a kid used to lie flat on skateboard and zoom down the hill
>tfw didnt even know what luge was at the time
>tfw didnt grow up in a place with an ice track
I coulda been a contender...
I coulda been somebody...
Instead of a NEET... which is what I am...

You think you funny guy with camera. I put camera in throat you come here.

I wonder what they do outside of the Olympics. They can't be around ice all the time. Also who watches?

>semen
Teehee

Did this as well, I had one of those large fish-shaped ones they had in the 90's so it was very good for it. Scraped my ass pretty badly couple of times though.

>he had quite a heavy load there
>a lot of weight going into bend one
What did the bbc mean by this

what a winning smile. truly charming.

USA starts 1 second late LUL

Poor USA man :(

Why not do something about it?

Tonga man became a winter athlete in 2 years.

If you're American, the government spends millions of dollars building privatized tracks for athletes to practice in.

Doesn't matter if no-one watches.

Kek, I did this as a kid to, but there were 2-3 of us on a skateboard (little kids), like a bobsleigh. Adrenaline is amazing

>USA

Americans so incompetent they can't even control a luge. No wonder they drive automatic

how do i get into this death sport, Sup Forums? i'm in upper WI and wanna ride the frozen river styx.

oh, hyman

>Hyman

lel, poor guy

Better than Semen.

>The Virgin Hyman Vs. The Chad Semen

I know who I'd rather be

Are the constant innuendos by the commentators on purpose?

STRAYA CUNT

...

Wait what is an Australian doing in the luge?

>not fighting the bullies off and being dubbed the Unbreakable Hyman.

just for laughs mate

trying it out the first time?
srayan scientist checking out if ice is really slippery?

>be Australian
>be even worse than the American
Sheeeeeeit m8

Trying to kill himself.

Why they don't want to die? It's boring

just for a bit of banter

don't jinx it

>+20 racers in the final

Can we win Gold in the Bobsleigh finally again?

yes

it has taken 4 years, but i think you can do it this year

no

Don’t jinx it faggot

Drifting doesn't net you extra points mate.

fuck

RIP

Is the final on after this?

>he doesn't get madd hektik for fully sik skidz
houh'mahgawd uleh

Yes

Haven't had a chance to post this in 4 years

In hindsight it's not even that funny

Double Luge will be fun

why is mr miyagi teaching ukranians luge?

>lining the edge of the track with girders
kek thought that one through

+1 I like it

>No Visor

What a madman

its almost satire of the olympics

Explain?

Is there any Luge Doubles Gay porn?

yes

i would also like to know

>double
For what purpose?

to give the covenant back their bomb

When does round 4 start?

I’d assume one is the eyes and one is doing the steering?

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Fuck I hate the BBC coverage

I don't give a FUCK about our shit athletes
Just show some sport

the luge is crazy enough, and double just looks like a harry enfield skit of it

how do they communicate? in cock throbs?

Don’t know, want to try it out?

K-KANSEI DORIFTO?

warmth

Aus broadcast cuts to an ad as soon as a run ends (there are only ~3 different ads that they switch to).

Can basically repeat them word by word now.

HERE IT COMES!