YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS AT LEAST 4 (FOUR) GOLD MEDALS

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>good at World Cups
>good at Summer Olympics
>good at Winter Olympics
>good at economy
fuck, is there something Germans aren't good at?

World wars

>good at Summer Olympics

ehhhh lets not get ahead of ourselves now

World wars

they have GOAT food and video games too
can't make reliable cars and win wars I guess

winning world wars
not letting fugees rape and pillage

advancing the calendar from the year 1945

having a functional government

not dying of old age

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oof

Christian Lindner pls.

>Those pitts

not dying by trucks at christmas
not being literally replaced

What did Germany mean by this

Luge gold is already safe and will be won within the next hour.

Das Beste oder Nichts

Based Lindner destroying the Lückenpresse's wet dream of green-black

ÜBER ALLES ÜBER ALLES IN DER WELT

>jinxing the luge
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGS

>can't make reliable cars
u wot m8

>reading comprehension

>muh wars
does not mean shit when you are still on top over 80 years later

level B2 for refugees doesn't include reading comprehension

the famous german efficiency

The current adult Germans are pretty much the last great generation of their nation.

volkswagens/320s/a4s are really common here and they shatter like glass. especially the new ones. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you do it on purpose tho for the sweet replacement part $$$ after warranty expires
really can't think of a modern german car that stands the test of time like a nip one except those 4cyl c-classes that serve as taxis

either way I'm not getting tricked unless I can afford something like a 911, and even then I'd probably go air cooled cuz life is sad and I'm suicidal all the time

I think you're the ones with deficiencies in reading comprehension.

They are not good at being chads. But I've heard they are good with soy

They had the greatest military in both wars. Lost only because of lack of quality allies and their country being surrounded by enemy nations.

It can be interpreted both ways, but yours is very awkward.

And Liverpool only lost the league because Gerrard slipped. They still have zero PL titles.

war is more than just military gear. reason why usa got wreck'd in vietnam, russia got wreck'd in afghanistan, and germany got wreck'd in both world wars

What the hell are you even on about? His second post ( - in which he actually raises a few fair points) just confirmed that I interpreted his statement perfectly fine.

Yeah but thats just because Romania cannot into english. No native speaker would've said it like that.

idk what you lads are debating but can we discuss how this youtube.com/watch?v=OSMCfPASImQ would have never existed if not for ww2?
s-sorry

How would a native speaker have said it?

>good at Summer Olympics

Britain beat them big time at olympics.

>good at economy

by manipulating the euro and exploit southern and eastern europe

>good at World Cups

Most world class players from Germany have a foreign background.

Fuck you

YOU JINXED IT FUCKING RETARD

4?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rekt

what happened?

YOU STUPID RETARDED FAGGOT JINXED IT BLEW IT,FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!,
I HATE YOU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

you have like 3

4 golds huh

JUST

Germans were sure they were going to get four because Felix Loch is always a lock to win luge. He fucking choked

Loch lost Gold because he choked. Op jinxed it, congratulations.
Can you show me one example where these kind of shit threads didn’t jinx it?

FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YOU OP

go lick some hairy pits

NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YFUCKD

i will delete this thread

Also, shaving armpits, apparently

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >we of course meant 3 golds and 1 bronze
h-hehehehehehe we got you guys good

Those pits aren't hairy. It's just a shadow.

hahahahahahaha

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BTFO

>yfw op is actually a turk and did this on purpose
well played

German nationalism is on the decline!

*gets nuked*

REMOVE

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

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The SOLE and ONLY reason Loch choked was this thread

plz do

darts

>darts
>sport

They are so good it took 5 countries to defeat them.

great job op

Actually very probable

>>good at Summer Olympics
What? No they're not

they're pretty good

>???

Germans may not have the GOAT athletes but their economy is a fucking powerhouse.

>you will never go on lavish cocaine parties with him and the romanian NT
why even live

>lack of quality allies
This. Germany had plans to fuck Italy over and fuck over Japan if Russia fell and the Nazis moved east into Asia.

Shit tier compared to us

probably would have fucked us over too once they didn't need our oil anymore

More Relaible than anything Romania ever produced. Gheorge

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lmao

>his cunt has never won the superbowl
nice meme country G*rmans

>Silber
lmao that's how spurdo says it

our old pumpjacks still work to this day, sadly post communism ruined our oil industry

>all time medals
>including all those east German doping ones

Look at the Rio medal table m8

everyone dopes me thinks

>worse than one city in England

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Hm...

What did he mean by this?

>Britain beat them big time at olympics.
>Most world class players from Germany have a foreign background.

Hmmm

>neuer
>müller
>kroos
foreign roots

OH NO NO NO

Starting lineup 2014 final:
1 Manuel Neuer
16 Philipp Lahm
20 Jérôme Boateng
5 Mats Hummels
4 Benedikt Höwedes
23 Christoph Kramer
7 Bastian Schweinsteiger
13 Thomas Müller
18 Toni Kroos
8 Mesut Özil
11 Miroslav Klose
wow 3 (three)

Humor.

I think it's stubble. and it's great