/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Stoffel is a Horrible Son Edition

>Car launch dates:
Williams FW41 - 15 February (London)
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)
Haas VF18- TBC
Red Bull RB14- TBC

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Stoffel Vandoorne status:
Horrible son

>News:
Maurizio grill the grid boss edition champion
Indycar windscreen makes halo look even worse

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>this op image

Why not jut post a black box next time?

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fuck off gimi you dried up star

>image

Thats my point, on the catalog it is literally just a image of tarmac and legs. Its a terrible OP image.

>manually looking for the thread instead of typing in Sup Forums.org/sp/f1 to avoid the rest of spee's autism

Stoffel might even be a horrible son but he is still a CUTIE

The Op image is there to assert dominance over the rest of Sup Forums.

>caring about the rest of spee
I don't think about them at all

I have F1 as a bookmark.

Fuck posters who don't put F1 in the thread titles.

Fucking Sup Forums you didn't say that would get shortened.

boards (DOT) Sup Forums.org/sp/catalog#s=F1

Anyway, for what it's worth, angry Italian lad, I didn't realise the thumbnail would be so non-descriptive because Window's doesn't use the first frame like Sup Forums does.

I was already working on a new webm for archival use before you started REEEEEEing

MANA IS LOVE
MANA IS LIFE

>I have F1 as a bookmark.

This but also
>The Op image is there to assert dominance over the rest of Sup Forums.

This

I don't watch Sup Forums but having a good OP image is nice to let know spee who is in charge

Just saying webm's aren't great for an OP.

On a side note why do people care about Stoffel and his dads relationship? Seems natural to me you'd stop suckling at your parents tits and get out in the world on your own.

>On a side note why do people care about Stoffel and his dads relationship? Seems natural to me you'd stop suckling at your parents tits and get out in the world on your own.

1) What is memeing
2) They were a "team", then when Stoffel started to make it in karting he "became distant". Pretty shitty desu.

How do I convince Sophia to have sex with me?

Are you a nigger?

I wrote instructions for this m8

>what is memeing

not a mildly awkward father son relationship would be my guess

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the niki lauda driva ma car!

>What is gaussian blur, vibrance, and jpg?

FTFY

Jos Verstappen's pitfire about to take place in the winterstream lads.

Lap 14 now, pitstop at 15.

Indonesia is Dutch.

>forget the pic

FTFM

do you think pinkham as a pink ham?

>ham

try a hollow meatloaf

>budding
shame they never really flowered

>sexual terrorism

what a melodramatic skank, she should think about what ISIS did to Kurdish women then reevaluate her statement

Does /f1/ enjoy eating ass?

I do

the more buzzwords you string together the more the meal mouth commoners can understand

>implying that's a bad thing

I've never eaten ass.
I've never been that intimate with a woman.
I probably never will be.

Just get a hooker lad

Nah no point paying to make her life a little bit worse.

Eating ass is a way of life.

I've only done it in China, as you can imagine it's quite hard in the UK.

They tend to not go in for strange meats

I don't

no

She's probably desensitised to whatever you think you are

forgot pic

Do i fucking look like a Bahaman?

Is Bahaman the most influential /f1/ poster? His memes live on rent free even when he doesn’t post

For the German in the prior thread...

Whereabouts in Germany? If it's anywhere south and west of the Rhine, lemme know; I'll be over there in April. I'll come out for a beer with you, your gf and the young girl, I'll fuck her, and then I can tell you what she's like in the sack and whether or not it's worth it.

>if she's older than 18 by then I can show you the pics, too

She is hot. as. fuck. in that movie.

You're british.
It's likely you are Bahaman.

It's very kind of you to be nice France.

You really are best poster.

Lads, I've finally put the puzzle together
>the Bahamian enjoys eating dirty ass
>Bahamas is a Caribbean country
>so is Grenada
>Lewis' grandparents came from Grenada
>ergo Lewis enjoys eating dirty ass
He's not afraid of people pooping in his toilets, he just loses his mind thinking of all the shit he could eat instead of it being flushed away

Seems like a reach

Nothing wrong with that. I've engaged several.

Seems like conolization

Gotta support individual local entrepreneurship

>conolization

Does it?!

No, more like canalization.

And if you choose wisely, they're great fun.

Is it legal down there in New Zealand?

No idea, but in Australia it varies from state to state. In mine, private escorts are fine, brothels are fine, escort agencies are not.

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One might say thats a shit eating grin..

Fuck Emilia and her horse shit.
She is dead to me.

Presumably in New Zealand it'd mostly depend on how well you know the sheep farmer.

There's nothing wrong with fucking sheep.

Next driver number to come up as post digits will be a first lap retirement in Aus as a result of the halo meme.

(single digit drivers must be preceded only by 0 ie 05 for Vetee)

Hamilgoat will be a get with 01 and 44.

ricciardo

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I thought it was Hulkenberg in the pic

>/f1/ in charge of getting numbers
we suck

oh no no no no

>Merhi and Wehrlein
gay

Come on Seb

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I'm ok with this I guess

lmao

>Mana killed Hartley

Nice

fuck shartley

Why you hate Manor so much?

Equally as JUST

>Mana confirming it is gonna be her last time as a Gazoo lady
>tfw I'm genuinely crying right now

I shouldn't be sad, she lives the other side of the world, she's never met me but I can't stop myself crying.
I've fucked my head up. I've ruined it.
I don't know what to do.

Find a girlfriend

jack off a few times

>tfw only get off on cam girls now

what have i become? my sweetest friend

you can try to stop her
but you cannot
you can try to expose her
but you cannot
for she is UNEXPOSABLE
she is UNSTOPPABLE
it is HER time
it is HER year
based VIC

What's the appeal of eating ass?

>you can try to stop her
>but you cannot
>you can try to appease her
>but you cannot
>for she is INSATIABLE
>she is UNSTOPPABLE
>it is HER menu
>it is HER meal
>pigged VIC

think of it like a nutty chocolate ice cream la

lovely stuff

Salvation can only be found through waifus.

more like Girthday Tarty lol

excellent post

haha

>nicohulkenbergmint.jpg

I never meant it as a joke or something to make you guys laugh.
Every bit of heartfelt desire, every moment of love, every word of my feelings to her was genuine.
When I felt like shit, when I started to feel suicidal just seeing her face made me happy, made my heart pump, made me want to live another day.
I started to fail at work last year, I had lost desire to go in all the time. I'd lay in bed doing nothing or lie on the sitting room floor resting a dumbbell on my neck. I got reduced pay, I got given warnings and it was on my final one that I thought of her.
How she has been so brilliant, so professional at her job. I had to be like her, I had to get better. I improved because of it, I work harder, I help more people in the office.
I have her picture on my phone, to help me relax I sing to it, to help me sleep I cuddle it. She means the world to me.
I don't want her to go.

hmmm....

damn mate, I feel a bit sorry for calling her a fish now
I find it a bit surprising you can fall in love with a woman you've never actually met but I suppose people fall in love with cartoon characters so there's that

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Take care WAGlad, you'll survive. Be strong.

All the jokes about her selling herself to rich buisnessmen we made will probably come true now mate. Save up and you can bag her at Silverstone lad

F

>WAGlad just said this to her on twitter

Aww man It's okay. We're here.