NEWCASTLE UTD vs MANCHESTER UTD - Offical Match Thread #1

Kick Off - 14:15 GMT

>Dubravka, Dummett, Lascelles, Lejeune, Yedlin, Shelvey, Kenedy, Diame, Perez, Ritchie, Gayle
Subs: Darlow, Murphy, Hayden, Manquillo, Joselu, Merino, Atsu

>De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Young, Matic, Pogba, Lingard, Martial, Sanchez, Lukaku
Subs: Romero, Lindelof, Rojo, Mata, Carrick, Shaw, McTominay

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Threadly reminder that Manchester City sent Manchester United to the second division with a backheel goal in the last minute

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>Jones, Smalling

>the criminal will play

>Smalling and Jones
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MISTERRRRRRRRRRRR
KENEDY...
KENEDY.

>de gay

>no Shaw
>Martial on the right
>Pogba in a midfield two

Fuck off, Jose

>Dirty oil money club
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taxation
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theft

it's identical to the starting lineup that got destroyed at spurs. great thinking, jose.

based a cole
youtube.com/watch?v=M9UHcRrCWlI

>ABUs got triggered by themselves in an Aguero thread
literally no one mentioned United in that thread until one of you did lmao

but nobody mentioned west ham

Criminal FC

Smalling just can't play the ball, he lacks composure. Where the hell is Lindelof?

>unironically using their real name on Sup Forums

The lineup is more appropriate for this kind of game. There's nothing wrong with playing 4 attackers with Pogba in a midfield 2 against teams that are just going to sit in. It's insanity to do it against a team like Tottenham.

The gathering of scum, what a dirty franchise.

Critch?

BASED FLIPPY LADS HOLY SHIT

>mourinho still doesn't know how to set a lineup

Boring 1-1 incoming

3-2 united

>Martial on the right
>Young over Shaw
>4231
>Smalling

where are my /ABU'S/?

the master race is out here senpai

great quote

which one? newcastle?

why not both

...

ever since alexis signed for united i've been a lifelong united fan

he later revealed in his biography that he resentfully supports United. Was at a match and realised he was shouting for them to win, so he claims

I saw Roy Keane in the reception of a manchester hotel in December 1999 with my mum and she said Hello Mr Keane and he just stared at her with dead eyes and then down at me and back to my mum and walked out without saying a word.

Maybe that's got to do with Spurs being a decent team and not the line-up?

sounds like a really shy guy

well atleast you made it out of /arse/ i guess. from one shitheap to another but maybe a minor upgrade

>7-2

And again, Shaw not playing instead of Young.
Poogba with only one midfielder next to him which means Matic will have to do defensive jobs for two people.
Smalling in first team

Only hope that Martial will not be fixated on right wing coz he is useless there.

Why does mouyes love lingard so much?

>Lose every time he meet Guardiola in CL.
>Still come begging and kissing Guardiola feet to be his successor at ManU.
>Got rejected, so he pick someone resemble himself, MOYES.
It's kind of sad he finished his legacy as Guardiola's bitch.

Because Lingard is one of the best players in the PL? Dumb comment

>Only hope that Martial will not be fixated on right wing coz he is useless there.
Don't get your hopes up

LOL

What does he do exactly?

didn't Newcastle draw against United in previous match?

>muoyes record at SJP

Its OVER, customers.

No, they lost 4-1

I am so tired of the Pogba hype.

I remember presenting PPM (Point Per Match) stats for Pogba showing that he makes no difference to points won for Man Utd.

Then I posted xA to A (expected assists to assists) to show that while Pogba have a lot of assists, his expected assists are really low, showing that he's basically been lucky this season.

Then I showed his poor G to xG (goals to expected goals) showing that he scores far less goals then what should be expected, demonstrating his poor precision in finishing.

Despite these stats, people still rate Pogba. You know it's funny how people said "oh bring in Pogba" against Huddersfield, despite the fact that Man Utd did perfectly well without him (in fact they looked far more stable in the midfield with McTominay and Matic in the double pivot).

Pogba is the most overrated player in the world, next only to Ronaldo. He's so incredibly overrated. Imagine if he had a boring haircut and was a pale British manlet named Jack Stevens, would he play for Man Utd with his underwhelming stats? No.

i saw him do a fucking shit dance after a goal a few weeks ago. probably got them like 10000 retweets so hes golden

>this algerian autist on a proxy

didn't read lmao

>its a barca and real staff dont pay tax episode

Scores goals, opens up plays, drives at defences. Watch more football games honey.

*dabs on you*

*dabs on you*

Fake quote

Can SOMEBODY tell me why pogba cost twice the amount of De Buryne?

*dabs on you*

it isn't fucking tesco, mate. players sell for whatever a club is willing to pay for him.

>muh stats

younger, more marketable and homegrown

marketing potential and juventus aren't wolfsburg.

>De Bruyne - £60
>Pogba - £89m

>"twice the amount"

Mou is Pogba’s cuckold.

De bruyne was 50 la

Also the scorer was Dennis Law. What's your point?

add his wages too

>arguing about player fees
if you wanna be as pathetic as liverpool fans, then say so

I rate Jack Stevens.

Remember when City cunted Utd 6-1? At Old Trafford? Probably why all these seething Poonichs are all so bitter. Breddi lulzy rly

Juventus knew that United have more customers so they could charge more.

>rating de brown

>poonichs
spotted the tryhard bitter bastard again lmao

no to stats

Seems I'm the only one on SP who saw this live, watch this guy get his dick out live on BT during the Huddersfield game

twitter.com/iam_gbayo/status/962686425551507456

Munich wasnt enough

>say a lie
>get corrected
>y-youre pathetic

>this much seethe
Now I see why you're called the Busbseethe Babies rofl

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based

Pep *ONLY LAST MONTH* said if he knew he was being sized up for the Utd job he'd have probably taken it.

Fuck off bitter.

>I want to argue about transfer fees
PFHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE BEING AS PATHETIC AS LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL FANS. AT LEAST THEY HAVE NOTHING GOOD HAPPENING AND NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON

reminder Sup Forums is a city board

poonich customers get out

Pretty hung

t. Mortimer from the home counties

quality thread so far

>poonichs
imagine being so utterly bitter you cant just say 'munichs' you have to try extra hard because youre gritting you teeth when you even think of the club

lmao

Both are cancer, Sup Forums is a liverpool board

What happened since then?

>ignores detailed post on how pogba is shit
>claims high ground
Why are all Dabchester "Manure" Poonited fans thick as fuck?

w-wasting money is a good thing!. it means i can go buy extra rolls of united toilet roll so we can afford more dabbers

lel

You're thick cunt, he's just being polite.

No joke, Robbie Savage on commentary goes "Just seem a Huddersfield played on the bench who's done exceptionally well.... Today for lads"

Stream where?

lads poonichs is now a meme

Sup Forums is an arsenal board
no other team has their own general

To what end?

>game hasn't started yet
>already more replies than your average City match thread

HOWLING