Canadians

>canadians

how do we rid the earth of these foul beasts?

inb4 a faggot canadian mod deletes this

Are there any cool leafs left?

>canadian mod
They would never give us that power.

we need to bomb our major cities to get rid of the Chinese. That way we then rebuild them and future people can buy houses

Some.

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Just one.

Okay. I call dibs on future person.

Me

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We all know what has to be done

>usa so lazy they board ships to sail to canada rather than walk
>canada moves inland, detaunt ensues
>entire time ausfailia is still shit and never mattered

No

Yeah your new dad and brother

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ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

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They tried that already and lost

AUUUGHAAAAAUAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAUGHHAUGHAAAAAA

am blazed as fuck rn desu

USA?
MORE LIKE POO ESE
BECAUSE THEYRE FULL OF NIGGERS WHO LOOK LIKE POO AND MEXICANS LOL

We need a Quebec flag.

You can't get rid of us, we're here to stay. Just like how ahmed is jamal is there to stay to fuck all your women. All you can do about is cry on some gay anime forum lmao!

You guys get upset so easily. Don't take it personally you're born that way. It's in your genetics to be faggots with a shit-tier country

this

If it's in my genetis then it's in your genetics, say hi to your mom for me

If I was to hook up with a Canadian guy, age 20, what are the chances he would be cut or uncut, leafs?

Thanks for the contribution to this board.
I'm glad you are able to spend so much time making up this great OC.
Fucking burgers

About 15% chance he's cut, the total circumcised population is 30% but Canada hit it's peak circumcision rate in 1970 at 50% so there never really was a time where you were more likely to get a cut guy over an uncut one.

You can always tell when somebody is Canadian in America because Canadians are so fucking gay

>be Canadian
>can't figure out how to put milk into a jug
>"Let's put it in a bag!"

pic related

So basically he will most likely be uncut if I get with a younger leaf?

It's more efficient and cheaper you cuck.

Oh also it depends on the province, PEI has the highest infant circumcision rate at almost 40%. I live in Toronto and at the gym I never see any cut white guys, it's always chinks or niggers

Nigga I been posting logical shit since the election process started

>cheaper

Stop duty free shopping in my country maplenigger. STOP IT.

But for white guys, the older they get they are likely to be cut whereas lets say under 30s will all generally be uncut?

>it's a "roleplaying" thread

Yeah, I think Quebec drags down the rate a lot though because they're our second most populated province and have pretty much zero circumcisions but it's still not really common still. I think Alberta is where you're most likely to meet cutlets

Yeah, at the gym it's only grandpas who are cut I saw like one cut guy in his 20's

Is this entire thread going to be about cocks?

>detaunt

What the hell man

How many dicks are in your "scientific" study? Why are you remembering gym dicks in such volumes? How gay is canada now?

Interesting

Going to Vancouver in March, wanting to suss it out before I go

Are either of you cut?

Don't tucking calling me a faggot bitch I hate faggots so much
>Vancouver
That's HIV Central mate, actually that's perfect for you

Currently 37 miles from Canada
I've heard great stories from a buddy of mine here in Maine about going to a diner off the boarder while taking a bike trail that he ordered an onion soup, and they have him onion rings. Do any leaves even speak English?

I aint no queer fucking faggot!

But I like my 40-50 dollar shoes that would've been 100+ here. Stay mad . Been buying them timberland there since I was 15, 22 now. I also hit up the cheesecake factory when im there

My son has baby timberlands.

>drinking milk out of a jug
>in the current year
wew

COME TO TORONTO I HAVE A UNCUT HUNG-ARYAN COCK

Which CI?

imgur.com/z444fPC

Basically have no problem with Asians. The take 1 generation or less to become complete normies.

Its the mudslimes i worry about, they take 3-4 generation to become normies. And i am sure if they were not terrified of losing heating they would be up to more shit.

9 soft, 8 hard

Pic pls m8

We would never actually fight, bro. It would be some yelling at most.

ye the french one

Leaves confirmed as having replaced roaches as most annoying posters on pol

Why are there so many old chinese at casinos? I think we were the youngest people by like 40 years and it was 50/50 white/asian, in a very white state (Connecticunt)

These digits suggest that mudslimes will do their part over the course of the summer.

Think you need to get rid of the niggers in your country before you worry about us

test

Faggot

haha I've never seen a canacuck triggered this hard.

>Has /pol gone too far?

...how do you pour it??

Why are there so many leafs on Sup Forums?

english site
english speaking country

Canadian site
Canadian speaking country