/147/ Snooker Shoot-Out

Let's Try Again edition

Calling all snooker friends

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What is this?

It's not on tv over here atm, is there a tournament being played now?

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the Snooker Shoot-Out is on, it's a meme event. It's on ITV4 over here but I think there should be a stream out there that our Eurofriends can watch. It's not really worth watching, I just wanted a thread because /147/ threads are a rare yet comfy treat.

GWAAAAAAAAN SUNNY

Where's the kawaii hairclip gone?

Watched about 5 minutes of it yesterday. As a purist, not a fan of it.

Looking forward to the Welsh in a couple of weeks, if only for the fact Willie Thorne is back in commentary for that one

It's not Snooker and I don't understand why it's a ranking event, but it's still okay to watch as a meme. Did you watch the German Masters?

Looks a bit different without it innit.

>Watched about 5 minutes of it yesterday. As a purist, not a fan of it.
It's an event for the jobbers. Most of these no-names like Borg make dart players look like the pinnacle of athleticism.

For me, its James Wattana

Sunny The Sniper strikes again

*bows respectfully towards you*

Fed up with the crowd desu, I feel like I'm watching Soccer AM in the 2000s

>not wanting the darts crowd

>tfw spent my weekend in bed sick as a dog
Anyway, the Shoot-Out is back on, so watch if you want to.

Good well, user.

who is the qt ref

Thanks cuz

GWAAAAAAAN SUNNY

Desislava Bozhilova
Nationality: Bulgarian
Home town: Sliven
DOB: 16/10/92
After passing her refereeing exams in 2012, Desislava’s debut at a World Snooker event came at the 2012 Bulgarian Open. Since then she has officiated many televised matches at European Tour events.
Away from snooker, she is a landscape architecture student and her hobbies include drawing and making candles

Got bad deja vu then you freaked me out m8

oooooh Sunny Akani

Proletina Velichkova >>>

Time is a flat circle

why are there so many bulgarian ref goddesses

brb moving to Bulgaria to take up snuka

hnng dat double

I love a good double desu

GREEN ARMY!

loving this crowd 2bh

anyone who complains are fat pathetic autistics.

Anyways time to rank the best crowd banter:
1. Shouting Ricky in the voice of Bianca from Eastenders during Walden's game
2. Singing Gold for Martin Gould
3. Pink panther theme tune or potting the pink

Cao, Green

>Bazza at the table
Oh lord here comes some good spaghetti

Checked

aaaaand there was the spaghetti

>Blorkins
errytime

been craving some snooker recently, but realise i know nothing about the calendar expect the World Championships and the UK Championship

whats the next good one

Worlds in April

>whats the next good one
Define 'good'

i guess where the big wigs actually try to win

Then probably BLUE BALL SHOOTOUT

this is quite fun actually

that was so fucking good lmaoooooo

yeah towards the latter stages, either the player quality goes up or the players go up a gear.

based blue ball shoot out

Let's see if Stu's had his chicken dinner

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAN SUNNY

Alright lads.

Every year I forget how bad of an idea this event is. Just not right is it.

Nice to see our boy Punished Bing back on the baize though.

>badmouthing the Shoot-Out
You just dug your own grave, m8. Bazza's hitmen are onto you now.

I still can't believe Uncle Baz made it a ranking event. An actual ranking event that can push people into a seeding or the Masters. Crazy.

I like it but it's basically like playing pool down the local. The better player should win but as it's one frame anyone can do it. Alot of luck comes into it too.

Again, I do enjoy this tournament. But it's anyone's game

Indeed, the one thing I do like is you get to see a load of the tour players that you normally wouldn't on TV.

Fucking hell, Dott looks about as happy as you'd expect to spend a weekend in Blackpool.

Just put a cheeky £5k on Are Dotty winning this

>de ref

Blackpool is based. Pubs everyone (good old school ones, mostly with pool tables and dart boards) cheap bear, fish and chips, Sea side, cheap women, I could go on

Post evidence please

If yo

*If you insist

slipped and hit the enter key haha~

Big fan of funny tabs

Did you play the Google video today. Nice comfy sking bear

I will now, thanks for the suggestion

No lad, fucking no.

Amongst others I've done Magaluf, before that Irish lass sucked like a dozen bloke's knobs and everyone got very angry. Blackpool is like a miserable, smackhead version of that; only with shittier hotels, food and weather. In an age of cheap air travel there is no reason to go.

I'd rather get stabbed in the head than visit again.

I did now. Damn cute.

How can you not be a fan of those comfy backstreet pubs. Pubs on the seasfront are also nice and cheap arcades. But back to the backstreet boozers. They are comfy as fuck

UN
BE
LIEVABLE

He was definitely my winner in that race

BLUE BALL~

I want to marry Maike and have a normal boring life and go to snooker all the time

>First time I’ve watched this
>this crowd
Lel

Is Georgiou a Shoot-Out babby?

Bump for Snooker

How has Ronnie never won this

Rpnnie is a hack. The Shoot-Out is for /elite/ players.

Niggah don’t sound Greek at all

Role call

How many of us are actually here now?

Ronnie one the power snooker tournament. Which he kinda pushed himself. It was way more hyper than this tournament but only had eight players.

Aye lad. Just remembered it's Monday tomorrow but I don't mind.

he never enters lad

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I can't take me eyes off this nawty snooka

hngggggggggggg

Whomst is that ref?!?

Hi

BRING ME THE BAT

My spouse

Is Diego Costa going to win it all?

GEORGIOU IS OUR GUY

For me, it's wee Graeme

I just want a best of 35 slow paced, no time limit peter ebdon tatical masterpiece of a game

*mugs you off in 5 minutes*

Worlds in a couple of months la'

Ok fine, but I am looking forward to the next tournament with slow paced snooker. Im not saying I haven't enjoyed this though

I'm here

I think so yes

MON DOTT

idk why autists here bad mouth this tourny 2bh

it's just a bit of fun ffs

That guy shouting rerack

Because in the last tournament we saw the ultimate autismo when higgins had to put a rest on the spider. There simply isn't enough time for those types of shots so it triggers them

Does this ever actually produce tense games or is it always first to plus 30ish wins?

In the post-war era it was best of 145 frames final and they played all 145. Comfy af

Well, there have been some blue ball shoot-outs so far.

I really want a transgirl gf lads

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