Who would play this guy in his inevitable biopic?

Who would play this guy in his inevitable biopic?

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Takeshi Kitano

I hope Matt Damon gets the role just to watch the complete nuclear melt down.

Andy Serkis

There's not a better choice

>not picking Scarlett Johansson

George Takei

Patrician gets no (You)'s

Typical day on Sup Forumseddit

He should've just had some class and got off the plane when he was asked to but no he had to make a big scene, screaming and crying like a baby faggot.

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Matt Damon

I hope Marky Mark throws him off the plane in the movie version.

Whatever would cause the biggest shitfest would be fine with me.

Jackie Chan

>character has to go to work
>airline overbooks plane and kicks people off
>"durr il just take it up the ass and sleep in the terminal for 2 days until another plane comes cuz i don't want to cause problems for the retards that cant count how many seats are on a plane"

I bet a faggot like you would let the retarded airline walk all over you just because they couldn't schedule a goddamn flight for their employees. This man will make millions for standing his ground.

The actor will have to deliver the line "just kill me" as he shakes and sobs quite convincingly.

Yesssss goy---i mean guysssss defend your masterssss!!!

>stewardess calls security up to the guys seat
>Well well well, looks like some vietnam fuckin shit is gettin squeezed out

Caitlyn Jenner

>>character has to go to work

Yeah to sell drugs for gay sex

Aiden Gillen

the keymaker from the matrix

I don't give a shit if he wanted to go home to shit on his husband, companies aren't supposed to treat paying custumers like that.
Fucks sake, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

Yep, this guy's set for life. He was doing nothing that warranted two rent-a-cops from pulling him awkwardly from his seat and busting his head open.

American's fucked in the A now because of this and their retarded CEO.

>United shills have to slander an old Asian man because they've already lost billions and this fuck up could make them lose more
Sad!

Nothing that hijacking another United Airlines plane and flying into a skyscraper can't fix.

or or Alon Aboutboul are the obvious choices

I'm thinking Daniel Day Lewis or Brendan Fraser.

Nice doggo