*exposes Sup Forums yet again*

*exposes Sup Forums yet again*

>hat trick against the 14th team in the league
wow so impressive

>messi couldn't even score against the 15th team in the league
sad!

And Ronaldo couldn't score against he 18th

>statpadding is good when Messi does it to win a golden boot for the sponsors - the only individual trophy he can win since Xavi left

>tfw there's no trophy for scoring penalties(except when you need to score one to win your country a trophy) and doing pointless little feints and dribbles against Real Mallorca

>lel liga shitters feeding him into form again
Kinda expected this episode. There is simply nothing that can stop this mad man.

based

>This is Tapinaldo "exposing Sup Forums"

OH NO NO NO NO NO
PFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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3 goals against shite team in spanish league, kek

messi's entire career summed up in one sentence

nice work poland

Sorry, Penaldo dicksucker, I don't follow... what does Messi have to do exactly with Tapinaldo's absolute inhability to produce goals and score basically anything but tap-ins and penalties?

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>tap-ins and penalties aren't goals
lmao

>tap-ins and penalties aren't goals because my autistic set of rules don't allow it
W E W

>i rate tsuu because he scores goals
>ignores the whole team is built around him to score and still cant compete with GOATinho goal wise

>the slayer of San Sebastian

>scores goals
>street shitter can't handle it

I legit have shat on the street once when I was a child (emergency) and cant defend myself

>doesnt complain when messi does the same

>GOATinho
>except CL knockouts, WC knockouts, and qualifiers against Brazil
kek

i admire ur bravery and honesty

I don't make threads about it either

>indian barca "fan" somehow forgets that messi dictates who plays where to pad his stats

to be fair in my experience any indian who's dialect isn't thank you come again is rich
and ya I have a few indian buds there I said it

nice image.

pity no one can read it.

almost as pitifful as messi's champions league record( no goals in the QF, SF or final in 3 years LMFAOOOOOOOOO)

Takes major ass cheeks to admit it on an anonymous board.
#Respect

>Out of copa
>Out of liga
>Meaningless hattrick for a meaningless win
he surely did

You actually believe that amerimutt? Kek

look what team decided to turn up right before champions league comes back. hmmmm... really makes me think.

2:2
2:2
0:1
0:1
7:1
1:2
4:1
2:2
5:2

why are all pakis such messi dickriders?

genuinely SAD

wut. it is totally the opposite, arabs are mostly halal and CR dickriders.

>arabs=pakis
>arabs=indians
wew

I would kill all tapnaldo posters here if I could

>I would kill all tapnaldo posters here if I could

>back when I was a child.
>last week.

Pick 2.

except its patently arabs and pakis and muslims on Sup Forums that vandwagon messi