What country belongs in each place Sup Forums? Post your ideas

What country belongs in each place Sup Forums? Post your ideas.

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>the current incarnation of Germany
>lawful neutral
L.O.L.

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>uk
>good
try again sweetie

t. Neutral cuck

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>israel
>not chaotic evil

>neutral
>no mention of Switzerland or any country with an official policy of non-alignment

there isn't a category on there that says gey

Uk in chaotic good
Canada in chaotic evil
Mexico in lawful evil
other than that idk

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>USA
>good

;-(|)

switch Germany and USA and it's golden

Even if you don't like the way we do it.

We have promoted human rights, democracy, an other various things around the world.

We also are the primary benefactor of major organizations such as the WHO, UN, HRW, etc.

go to bed Sören

8-)
hes right though

why are your extrafalgs so gay?

>WEUH HOOMAN RIDES
*fires depleted uranium into iraqi's house*
>DMOGALCY
*turns iraq into theocratic shithole*
>ANTH OTHA VERIES THANGS
*twerks*

*plots a coup d'état in South America*

im gegenteil duhmi, sörens sind anglohahnreie

Take your pills

For real, we are the definition of Neutral Evil. We make rules to justify our bullshit when it suits us, and when it doesn't we just lie and call it patriotism.

dum?
Bin Reichsbürgerronny

The government of Iraq commits less human rights violations than Saddam did.

So what if civis had to die to make it so. It's why I said we were chaotic.

>coup d'etat that installs a dictator that won't starve his people

If we did everything by following international law we wouldn't get anything done

>DMOGALCY
i like that one

*prescribes xanax to children*
*iraq collapses as iran, saudi arabia and kurdistan duke it out*

pls tell the NSA to stop spying on me
and you for that matter

Why are there 3 lawful evil, 2 chaotic evil and 2 neutral evil countries on that list? There should only be one of each alignment.

Why should I care if NSA knows that i'm a depressed NEET that spends all his time posting images of frogs on Sup Forums?

Also Canada deals more with spying on Iceland/Greenland

>israel
>anything other than evil
it isnt like they even have good intentions

USA isn't evil but it lacks the idealism it once had
gone are the days when the US spearheaded efforts to promote democracy and international unity

in the Snowden leaks it was revealed that some three letter institution or another was actively spying on quite a few high profile Icelanders, most notably Birgitta Jónsdóttir which used to be a close personal friend of Julian Assange
and I'm pretty sure they also passively spy on pretty much everything everyone anywhere in the world does on the internet

USA should be neutral evil and Israel should be chaotic evil.

All our governments did very evil things and we didn't stop them. Really activates my blinis.

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don't start with that nonsense
most if not all countries have some objectionable acts in their past but that doesn't mean they're all the same, quite to the contrary
Russia, for example, is an aggressive, undemocratic, state with no regards for human rights which makes it much worse than the west

Switch Israel and Saudi-Arabia

You're delusional if you don't think all of those efforts were just as evil and self-serving as our current ones.

>most if not all countries have some objectionable acts in their past
So, you are agree. Why are you even butthurt about Russia. Our government didn't hurt West even a bit. You also exaggerate things too much.

Good choice for True Neutral

call me naive but I really believe US foreign policy had some genuine idealism back before the cold war came into full swing

You're naive. It's all about protecting their own interests.

>So, you are agree
I agree with the factual statement but not the implication
I'm not overly butthurt about Russia, I selected it as an example of a morally bankrupt state because that's your flag
could have picked Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, half of Africa, etc.

I think it just made grander claims. It's easy to do that when you've just invented the most powerful weapon ever and have unprecedented power over the entire planet.

>France is good
american ignorance is so silly, we are probably the greatest and vicious assholes that earth knew.
ours coldness and behavior on the life of everydays could make everyones depressed and losing faith in humanity.

Explain, frog

I love you France

rolling

I think its modern countries. France is solid, didnt follow orks into iraq and shit

>Russia
>Not evil
Shill detected

>USA
>Chaotic good
lmao

>people are triggered and could act agressive if you don't respect the regular polite formula like constantly saying hello, goodbye, excuse me and thank you to strangers.
>humor based on mocking or ridiculing someone on a shitty situation, and loving saying awkward thing to humiliate someone in front of other people.
>very cold mentality, don't like when someone you don't know come to talk to you, very closed social circle.
>being competitive to stupid or useless things like wanting to entering first on the train or passing over you in the supermarket when you are waiting in the crowd to pays.
>huge arrogance for everything
>talking about money is considered offensive, when french are obsessed by money and think only about it but don't want to accept.
>pretend to cares about others like immigrants, gays or some shit when it's just to be "cool and keep a good conscience" in front of the others.
>constantly talk behind the back of someone you don't like, even the mens do it.
>culture of "staring" eyes fight
you understand now why?

lulz no, it was during Chirac administration, now we are complete vassals of the orcs infortunately.

you guys sound fun

Yeah because the League of Nations was a good example right?

Or how about NATO, which is essentially the EU, except all members are puppets to the US?

Countries do what they gotta do my man

They just want to preserve culture, or drink vodka and fight bears. Something like that.
If you want an authoritarian country that openly challenges rights of women and gays which is what I assume you're alluding to, please turn your attention to literally anywhere in the middle east or africa

Any country could fit any square depending on your point of view.

Stop. You're weak spindly armed Frenchmen. It's laughable that you could harm anyone. Remember Agincourt?

No, people here only laugh at jokes made by the ones they appreciate, no matters how funny your joke could be.
I forgot French are also constantly complaing for everything.

Will France ever become good? :(

>the one battle the eternal anglo used his bows

from my point of view australia is evil

that's not all about Russia though
they also have a history of bullying and attacking their neighbors, going as far as to be the only country who has started a war of territorial conquest in the 21st century, they imprison journalists disapproving of the great leader, and use their neighbors' reliance on their oil and gas to bully them
in many ways they are a lot less authoritarian state than say China but their foreign policy is much more aggressive and hostile to others which makes them worse

the West and America have their flaws as well but to pretend that there is no morally superior side here is like the retarded leftists saying Christianity and Islam are exactly as bad because both have done bad things in the past

Makes sense.

>Agincourt
They STILL haven't recovered from that

>that there is no morally superior side
yes the morally superior side is europe, not us

You'd think 500 years was plenty of time to recover

bump, I have a good one

Are you sure you don't just have shitty friends?

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Peinlich

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why es no one mentionings Binlan? XDDDD

Why are the french such assholes? What happened in your culture to cause you guys to be like that?

wew

>ёбaный* лиcт

>chaotic good
Russia
>true neutral
China
>neutral evil
USA
Lawful good and chaotic evil are 2 extremes, that don't exist in the real world. Everything else is debatable.

>china
>lawful neutral
Chink detected.

Cmon man, read a fucking book. We are the guardians of Jewish power.

>This is what Americans believe

>Canada
>True Neutral
Am i the only one that is doubting that

9 get

reroll 9

I feel good this time

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Go back to plebbit.

roll

Good/Evil can be easy flip-flop

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>perfid albion
>good

You can measure a countries "good or evil" with an alignment chart all countries act with self interest at number one

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>Israel
>good
Kek

Israel is the will of the Lord.
It is nonother than Lawful Good, claiming otherwise is blashpemy.

what pills are you taking that you consider americunts to be good you sick fucking bastard?