*Sigh* Yep, we should have seen that comming. Would have been nice to keep the monster unbeaten run going, but considering we essentially fielded a Reserve team and CHAMPIONS LEAGUE is all but officially in the bag, lets focus on the positives 1. Defence B looked pretty much solid, disregarding the goals conceded. Jones and Smalling comming back after long injuries and lads were confident, virtually no mistakes made. 2. Martial with blistering pace as ever. 3. De Gea can be easily replaced if he leaves, it was his goalkeeping that cost us this match 4. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 5. Haters have no choice but to admit Pogboom is our most crucial player 6. Newcastle fans being so petty they chanted "F*ck off Mourinho", proving we have psychological advance over them in the long term And lets be honest here, we won't see most of these backups the next season after board give The Mou funds to TRULY start his dominating ManU project. What you've seen so far is barely an appetizer, ABUs
It's okay This season it's basically over anyway,we should focus on getting top 4 and doing well in the champions league and we can easily win the league next year if we spend a few millions more
Hunter Williams
MOURINHO OUT
Eli Walker
>grew up a city fan in manchetser >constant taunting about how city are shit at school >while manure were winning titles we were fighting relegation >finally, that evil shadow has passed and united are eternally everton tier >united will never be good ever again >city are now GOAT
foreign/southern customers will NEVER know this feel
Joseph Thomas
>we you're a fucking idiot
William Evans
Fuck off petty ABU, this is a bunker thread
Angel Hall
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Sebastian Thomas
Fuck off mario and support your local team
William Russell
fitting since ManU play bunker football
Charles Parker
Mario already supports City, mate.
Carter White
These are the most Reddit-american tier threads on this board
Asher Fisher
Did you move to Italy, Slovakia?
Isaac Richardson
BASED
Adam Anderson
WHO'S THAT DYING ON THE RUNWAY
Angel Gray
Reminder that the oil arabs are match fixing
Jaxson Cox
it's amazing, I remember going to the march to protest thaksin's treatment of sven and thinking we really were hopeless, something good had happened and of course sven was going to be forced out and it would be ruined, but then sheikh mansour came.
David Evans
You'd know best, Cityredditor
Dominic Perez
terrible thread desu
Parker Jenkins
WHO'S THAT DYING IN THE SNOW
Jayden Gonzalez
>you now remember when Benjani and Vassell scored to spoil manures munich memorial day
Wish I was at Hillsborough to piss on the corpse of dead scousers
Anthony Fisher
Are you me? Apart from out in the sticks or Greater Manchester. And thus I was literally the only City fan. Oh also, for any Utd fans who may be reading >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
David Bailey
South manny,lad
Jonathan Evans
Anybody else amused that the dabbing dickheads got hauled off the pitch when Newcastle scored?
Scousers are catching you up United!
Samuel Price
bit edgy desu
Justin Kelly
We need an overhaul.
Squad has been shit since Fergie left. And even in his last couple of seasons it was needing improved but we managed to get by because of van Persie, Scholes, Carrick putting in Xavi/Iniesta/Messi like performances every week.
Moyes made things worse by not making 5-6 signings in his first summer window with unlimited backing from Woodward. He set us back ANOTHER year or two.
van Gaal had a massive pile of shit to deal with and he made terrible signings setting us back even further but at least he tried to overhaul the team. His bizarre tactics are another matter completely... let's not even go there.
Mou has started well, he has made a start to some decent signings (Pogba, Matic, Lukaku, Bailly) but has failed massively with Mhiki it seems.
The job is still only 20% done though.
>GK De Gea is a God, arguably the GOAT goalkeeper. Best in the world without a doubt. No problems here, just sign him up for 10 years and we're sorted.
>CB Pretty solid here. Bailly fantastic, Lindelof getting there. Rojo brilliant last season and will be solid again when he's back. Jones one of the best defenders in the world when paired with the right partner. Just needs to avoid injuries. Smalling great cover being a full England international as well. No worries at all.
>Fullback An absolute shambles. Playing converted wingers as our fullbacks? Madness. Keep Shaw, sell everyone else and start again. At least 2 new signings required here.
>CM Matic defensive, Pogba central, we need a third attacking midfielder though. Someone on the level of De Brian to really open up defenses. We have PLENTY of decent cover (Lingard, Herrera, Mata etc.) So no more average players, just get someone who is absolutely among the best in the world. Pay £150 million and get it done. That Juventus boy perhaps.
>Wingers Please for the love of fuck buy someone with pace, power and can cross the ball. Preferably 2 of them (think peak Nani/Valencia)
6 players and we're sorted. GGMU.
Christian Perry
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Juan Thompson
they're dabbing all the way to fourth soon
Charles Wood
>De Gea is a God, arguably the GOAT goalkeeper. Best in the world without a doubt. No problems here, just sign him up for 10 years and we're sorted.
Lol, Ederson would like a word with you
Benjamin Thompson
What a bunch of useless bottle jobs.Giving up 3 points by pretty much bending over for it and making it harder for the swans
Angel Bennett
Dabbing all the way to the "I don't want to talk about the football, I don't even watch it as much anymore" position
if united win all of their games too then city could win the league by beating united
Elijah Howard
>Jones one of the best defenders in the world
Austin Green
the greatest timeline
Hudson Baker
>converted wingers as our fullbacks Valencia has barely put a foot wrong in the past four seasons. Anyone who things a fullback isn't good enough simply because he used to be a winger is a retard who can't keep up.
Nathan Richardson
Hoping we seal it before and get the guard of honour for the derby
Mason Carter
m46 ere
John Fisher
Even if United would honour that it would be the most backhanded compliment ever. Fuck em A sterling set of trips if i do say so meself
Charles Smith
lads, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did Ali Benarbia hate utd?
>play Smalling & Jones >lose plenty saw it coming desu. whats more of a joke is why Lingard still gets a nod over anyone? he cant keep the ball, cant pass, looks clueless. his nice run of form was over a month ago
Thomas Green
hello to the city fan in here. I know your generals are made by an algerian weirdo but we having fillipino's; use your own general, pal.
Isaac Ross
IM UNITED TIL I DIE IM UNITED TIL I DIE
Anthony Moore
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Jose Kelly
nah lad, this city (and this general) is ours
Robert Clark
Can't you understand Mancunian dialect, actually no need to answer as assuming you're a United fan you'll have never been here
Colton Powell
>foreigners and football """fans""" from Guilford whose dad left when they were 2: the thread
Genuinely hope they do a Leeds one day
Jace Jones
"What is a joke?"
Connor Walker
Ive been a plastic utd customer for years, it was fun during the 90s, and latter half of the noughties but ive lost interest since we stopped winning. Should I just be true to myself and no support city? I am a glory hunter after all.