He never saw the ocean in real life

>he never saw the ocean in real life

It's better as "he has never seen the ocean in real life". You should use present perfect tense in cases in which something in the past has a relationship with the present, ie in this case the state of "him" is his lack of having seen the ocean before.

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stupid fucking leaf

wtf I just realised this is an actual thing
Chile should just give its coastline to Bolivia

His head...
those aren't temples
He has the whole diocese up there

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Sorry I'm a frenchfag

>Claps talking about correct usage of the English language
American English isn't English.
Piss off, spic mongrels.

Brother. It's time to conquer Croatia. Together we can do it!

Did someone say Anschluss?

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Nothing to brag about if you've never been in a worthwhile beach

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One of the sectoids got loose

I'll take my wholesome rocky beach over your sweaty drunk filled shit any day.

ayy caramba

No, it's the dawn of Austria-Hungary 2.0.
Although. We could certainly use you people to help us deal with the Sl*v infestation plaguing Central Europe. Something something, let's tear Poland in half and make Prussia great again.

how can earthlings compete?

When I go to Cancun I stay at Isla Mujeres.

It’s the epitome of /comfy/

TRI-A-NON 2.0 lol lmao

i've only been to the gulf

Do you ever sleep?

>that one time i went too far and drowned
I saved myself then dad looked at me and got angry I went too far and when we got home he hit me

I merely have to imagine the ocean.

top joj

>Atlantic

>Pacific

>Sea of japan

>Gulf of mexico

>drowned
>saved myself

>tfw only beach you ever went to had icebergs floating off the coast

took a pic an hour ago from the steps of the city hall
desu it's a sea not an ocean

>he doesn't live 2 mins away from the ocean

>Moving from NJ to CO
>Never go to the beach
>Still feel like I'm going to miss it
meh

im pretty sure i had a look at the atlantic while in azores

underrated post

Stay there.

>pacific directly
>sea of japan (belongs to pacific ocean)
>andaman sea (belongs to indian ocean)

Very nice play on words, have a (you)

No

Have you ever been to the Steppes? That's an ocean of grass.

huh... i guess never, i mostly was to hills and forests and sometimes fields which can't definitely be called a steppe

more to struggling around the surface I guess, I don't know how to describe it in English
I pedalled like a dog towards the beach and once I got my footing I got out

Hory shiet kek

Only Atlantic

i've never seen snow

Saw the Pacific on a visit to Cali and the Atlantic on many trips to east coast and when visiting Florida Keys. One day though I hope to visit some lone island in the Pacific, surrounded by ocean, with no trace of nearby land for miles upon miles.

>he's never seen snow in real life

>he's never seen a warm day in real life

Not living in a country that has both

Just end yourselves

W-we have some summers where we hit 25 degrees celsius!
Thats already too hot for me ;_;

>he's never seen snow in real life
>he's never been 3.5 km above sea level
>he's never been in the Pacific ocean
>he's never been in the Caribbean
>he's never had a day above 45 degrees
>he's never been in a rainforest
>he's never been in the desert
>he's never done all of those things in his own country

You forgot:
>he's never been shot

this desu
I've seen -20C and 46C this year

faggot

I'm talking about Mexico, not los estados unidos
>he's never been beheaded

>Be english
>Come across 2 glass elevators, 1 labeled with the stars and stripes, one labeled with the union jack
>Obviously go into the true english one
>Voice comes on
>If you wish to continue to the 2nd floor, please input the molar mass of H2SO4 in morse code using the buttons
>The buttons are unlabeled
>Eventually get it right after trial and error
>Several questions later
>Finally get to go to next floor
>Sorry, you used "z" instead of "s"
>Have to start all over
>Watch filthy american go into filthy american elevator
>He presses a button, the elevator goes up
FUCKING AMERICANS STOP SIMPLIFYING THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how can one country be so comfy?