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1st for Filipinas belongs in /lat/

Culinary-user here, got dropped from the organizing team. Feels like shit tbf.

>honorary latinos
congrats filipinas

Useless

the philippines could have been so cool if they were colonized by someone cooler than spain

Dead again

like the Brits jajaja

terasa pedasnya

>Brits
>cool
What is cool about their colonial heritage other than Kellie's castle? Fish and chips?

>Brit rule
I don't know about you but imo, Brit colonies usually don't mess with the local culture so that's why we stayed Muslim and still have our local culture.
With the Spaniards, they were really holding on to Gold, Gospel, and Glory. The Phillipines are mostly Christian and even their traditional clothes reflect their Spanish colonial masters

A cuckstamp on your flag as a commemoration for being the member of British Empire. The biggest empire Earth has ever seen, may Allah save the Queen.

>don't mess with the local culture
You can say the same with Dutch, but they will suck your resources dry to build windmills and massacre every royals that rich enough or won't submit to them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_occupation_of_Manila

brits tried to occupy our squatter capital. no wonder brits left because how disguisting tagalog people are

I know about the non interference I just mean lack of cool stuff like castles and victorian architecture. They even razed A Famosa leaving just its entryway.
All I get in my city are just old shophouses and sinking machinegun bunkers all over the city and ricefields.

Chinks, nips, brits, french, dutch and spen.
Who else is asean's masters?

sexpats

That's because we were under Spain a wanted to mess with them and we kicked them out lol

Too little to late they should have done it earlier

Cheeky

Portugal and Bogans.
Every muslim live in fear of having their picnic and camping ruined by naked bogans running through the jungle.

My dick

for us
>ladyboys (Northern part)
>chinks
>pajeets (Chola kings)
>moortugal
>windmillbois
>bongs
>nips

Apart from South Africa and USA, I don't think the Brits actively sent their own people to settle and colonise their teritorries. They built infrastructures to move goods but yeah, you're right, that's about it

Who will become the next master of asean?

My dick

Too short

You forgot Burma.
But yeah, there is no need to bring their own citizens to work when there are functional malay monarchy and civil servant and labourer from India or China.

>Burma
explain
Encik Google only gave me results about our diaspora

The tribute stuff goes to Burma after Siam was defeated and partially occupied before a new dynasty won back independence.

USA, its already the leader of the world, asean is obviously included.

>read up on their relations
What the fuck was Burma's problem? Pretty fucking cool though reading about this stuff.

If I recall it right supposedly its Siam riling up minority ethnic rebellion and classic territory fight.

good morning fellas

Fuck off spic

1896 will happen again

Rate my teh tarik drinking method

6/10
Should have used plastic for the ice too to avoid spill.

Hi Peru. What do Peruvians think of anime?

Singapore since they're the chair next year.

Why is the ice not inside?/10

macgyver/10
tho my mom would just tell me to get a glass and pour the teh in

'teh tarik' is 'hot milk tea'
but the lad wanted it to cool a bit

I don't want the tea to get diluted

>watch Singapork PM on BBC at the White House
>outstanding statesman, made Trump look like a complete amateur even with his broken Singlish
>he even threw shade at us by proclaiming that Chinkapore has been a reliable ally and partner to the US for the past 50+ years and will continue to do so in the far future
>just came to a realization that Dutiti will embarrass himself next week
I hate this fucking country.

Flips on /asean/ are cringy as fuck holy shit

flips are cringy as fuck everywhere

Looks yummy

Only on the internet

>weeb shit names
>politic discussing morons
>meme spouting fags
>us v.s. them mentality

It’s like my local MMO server. No wonder this country is a fucking shithole with these kind of people around

a lot of flip tourists I see when I'm outside are really annoying

>talk really loud
>can't sit calmly in public transport, mostly to move around to take like a million selfies
>giggle constantly like they're high on crack

there was even one guy from my college who often uses the PC lab and he would let out a loud burp every few minutes

tfw no teh tarik made by chinese malaysian gf

I-I can be your trap maid and make teh tarik for you, user

Why are traps so popular on Sup Forums? Serious question.

pengen maen mario
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>prostitute is illegal
>girls don't have sex before marriage
I guess I will be virgin forever

Basement dwellers cant figure out woman, so they hate them. Animeshit and traps are the next logical choice.

Is it true that most trapfags on Sup Forums are either closeted gays or closeted bisexuals?

>girls don't have sex before marriage
Sounds Muslim as fuck. I swear there is clandestine prostitution in your country I imagine.

Get on our level

>Vietnam
>Muslim

Also, that's the norm for conservative followers of Abrahamic religions.

>>prostitute is illegal
>>girls don't have sex before marriage
what? is it for religious reason?
i thought vietnam was not so different from thailand

I just meant that the greentexting part I underlined reminds me of some Muslim countries.

>average age at first sex of indon is 19 y.o
>i'm 23 khv
lmao @ my life

we all want to be the little girl

...

That explains the sheer amount of Gaylaysians on Sup Forums.

apa lu mau

>ywn experience the first night after wedding when you take the virginity of your innocent hijabi chinese malaysian wife

>have hot grills
>they stay pure until marriage

Brb Vietnam

>tfw already past 3 years of average sex.
Truly salamangkero future is inevitable.

Punta ka nalang sa Angeles

Kung taga-QC ka sa Pegasus nalang

Not that guy but
>Vietnamese
>caring about religion at all

It's probably because of old taboo.

>It's probably because of old taboo.
Communism? Yep that's it.

what is the religion of vietnamese people anyway?
some shitty bootleg of chinese ghost story like shinto?

Anime a shit
Anime music a shit
Laos a shit

I've probably known at least 5 gay guys in my life, they don't talk about it irl and no one asks them about it but then you go on social media and see them like a bunch of hot guy pics

Historically Buddhism, these days it's a combination of Buddhism, Confucianism, Cao Dai, and Christianity.

>what is the religion of vietnamese people anyway?
Mahayana Buddhism and folk religion.

probably confucicuck, something like maiden are supposed to be pure for their husband
pic related

>Watch Animegataris
>Chinese character shows up

? Are you implying that communism bans people from having sex before marriage?
Ancestor worship

which one of you autists did this?

channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/malaysia-arrests-man-who-dressed-as-suicide-bomber-for-halloween-9384492?cid=fbcna

>? Are you implying that communism bans people from having sex before marriage?
I believe communism is shy towards sexuality in general, I assumed it somehow.

too hungry to have the energy for sex

halloween was a mistake

Considering your love of all things Laos and communist countries, you should know the answer.

Who /dotard/ here?

Playing dress up is ancient Malayan tradition.
news.com.au/world/asia/ten-8216ninjas8217-arrested-over-grab-for-the-throne/news-story/36d20abf44931facbae02750812030fc
Fuggen Narutofags

>news.com.au/world/asia/ten-8216ninjas8217-arrested-over-grab-for-the-throne/news-story/36d20abf44931facbae02750812030fc
top kek

will send my resignation letter next week
can't wait desu

you sure?
most of the viet girl in brothel here are pretty young

Typical day for the first battalion of Royal Malay Regiment, every few month some loonies go to the palace and go 'I'm the xxxxth descendant of Majapahit/Srivijaya/King of Malaya let me in I wuz kangz'.

how's high school life in malaysia?

Like anime

Might sound a bit racist but all of /asean/ eat curry with spoons and chopsticks right? Nobody actually eats curry barehands right?

Why do Korean and Chinese dudes not like to do language exchange?
The girls always talk to me everyday and propose calls and things like that to practice.
Maybe they're infatuated but I don't know, I'd rather just talk with Korean dudes about starcraft to practice but they're too autistic.

Anyone else have the same experience with asian dudes and language exchange?

Truly asia

I don't eat curry but the ones herr eat with spoons and forks.

>eat curry with spoons and chopsticks right?
>and chopsticks

LoL > dotard

I use my hand for everything except noodle,pasta or soups

Tried it once it will burn your fingers
Atleast the fire curry chicken

Isn't PUBG the new hotness?
My roommate keeps playing that and Overwatch.

HotS

I would if I could, but it's hard to eat watery foods barehanded.

aku terjatuh dan tak bisa bangkit lagi

Im gonna be in southeast asia for the entire month of march 2018
the plan
Peru to Hong Kong by airplane
from Hong kong to Hanoi by airplane
from Hanoi to Ho chi minh city by bus
from Ho chi minh city to Phnom penh by bus
from Phnom penh to Bangkok by bus
from Bangkok to Kuala Lumpur by bus
from Kuala lumpur to Singapore by bus
from Singapore to Jakarta by Ferry
from Jakarta to Manila by airplane
from Manila to Hong Kong by airplane

give advice pls

mampus

WC3 custom >>>>> all