I've always wondered what it'd be like to go to an Asian massage parlor. Is it worth it?

I've always wondered what it'd be like to go to an Asian massage parlor. Is it worth it?

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It is. Always offer happy ending and let me play with their tits and pussy. I’ve been blown once. Fingered a couple

the money hit is the worst part by far. walking out 200$ short is a real shitty feeling. only did it once but it for real sucks

It's $40 for a massage and usually $40 for a handjob sometimes I haggle to $30 (Im in Los Angeles) I mean sometimes it's guilt ridden afterwards but I'm addicted and the rush is worth it to me. Sometimes it's bad though and just ugly after. One time got blown but she didn't use condom I was sure I had herpes. Just paranoid, never had any sign of anything just paranoia for months. But I've gotten to finger them or play with tits. Last time I went she was having me jerk myself off while she "helped" I aimed and caught her right in the face. But God I busted more ropes then I could ever achieve with jerking off, came for like 10 seconds.

Agreed so much.

I'm nervous about getting caught/rejected, so what I've done in the past is just hump the table until I cum, which I'm aware is no less shameful.

Oh and also if you can get a good massage with it that makes it worth it to me. But hot girls don't usually give good massages.... And I want a Latina massage girl but most places that have Latinas are just whore house no massage.... So that's my advice..

And the girl that blew me would have fucked for $100 she said and it was $25 for the 'half hour massage". I would have fucked her if I had jerked off that day and would have gotten my monies worth. But if I jerk off the desire to go is usually gone...

Dude if it looks like they give hand jobs I guarantee you they do. No place that looks that dark and seedy is legit. Sometimes you have to act like you've gotten one before. Let them rub your inner thigh and then lift your hips and wait for them to play with your balls. Then it's all over from there. Dude legit I was supposed to go to gym tonight I might go get a rub and tug now..

200 wtf did she do? i pay 80. 40 for the massage, which is actually legit, and 40 for the handjob, which is always good.

Where are you from user? That's the prices I pay in LA

Do you ever feel guilty thinking they might be trafficked sex slaves? I live in Los Angeles, and the masseuses are clearly first generation immigrants, don't speak much English. I'm glad the ones I've gone to are clearly over 18 at least, but still.

I've guilt ridden myself and didn't go before yeah but I stay clear of certain places that give that vibe. Pick and choose is my only answer

Agreed, although I usually get the hour for $60 with a $40 tip for hj. I go to new places all around the country when I travel and it rarely varies by $20 (sometimes they want $60 for hjs if I play with their tits so whatever)

The middle aged ones aren't trafficked, they just have no other options. They do give amazing hjs

I Got raped by a Korean woman at a massage parlor.

i fucked the chick

Asian massage parlours are fun

Was it in Providence Rhode island?

Lima, Peru

So anyone have tips or details on how to do this? I'm 1000% intrested with heavy yellow fever

do you like skinny young chink chicks jerking you off?

Make sure you ask for the ‘two dorror sucky sucky’ special and ask them to love you long time.

Eww gross,
I don’t want them touching my peen.
I just want them to watch me touching my peen.

They can do that if you bring cash

These places can be fun and exciting with a rush of thrill but you have to be very careful

I like that

Will they make a big deal about how big my peen is?

U be aight fam

How, though? Was she like twice your size and you couldn't leave?

Who cares? What else were they going to do with their lives? At least they're being useful.

If it's big they will thank you for your big American penis

This its only Asian women they are not good for anything except for sexual services

I used to live in LA but gonna visit there next week, do you have any tips on choosing a parlor?

so there was a period of around a year where I was going weekly. it was probably the saddest time of my life. i was a few years from being divorced, and just got into it randomly. First time was with a gorgeous 22 year old vietnamese american co-ed with implants. She let me feel her up and suck her tits while she jerked me off. It was downhill after that. Saw her twice, but subsequent visits to other establishments, the girls were not as hot, and the service was hit or miss. The older women (into their 40's) was the worst. sometimes couldn't even get it up because they were just not hot. I ended up graduating to full time escorts a year later where sex was guaranteed and the experience was less hit or miss. I don't miss it. Will probably never do it again. I do miss the awesome massages though.

rubmaps

Any of you guys ever been caught in a sting? Do you go to jail and/or a fine?

My main fear. I live in Houston, they do them all the time.

I like asian footjobs so it's usually worth the $60 to blow a massive load every once in a blue moon

People in the house put them hands in the air

I've been wanting to do this shit forever.

Anybody have any tips regarding to how I could go about filming. There's so many (legit/non-porn) videos of happy endings on the internet but I always wonder how they do it.

Do they try to keep it secret? I feel like that would be difficult, seeing as how you have to actually hold your phone up and it would be obvious. The only thing I could think of is just telling her I'm browsing the web or some shit.

Are some of them just cool with being filmed? Again, doesn't seem likely to me. It's literally illegal (in most places) and I feel like the girl wouldn't want some stranger filming her committing a crime.

I've been to a couple to see if there is any differences. Overall it's not worth it.

They are literally whores so their massages suck, yet you are paying for the massage + to be jerked off. But all you are getting is a real shit massage and a jerk off.

If the massage was actually good then it would be worth it. But it's never good and it's always a half assed rub on your back or shoulders to kill time.

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If you have an android download SC-OS6. You can record video and take pictures with the screen off.

I've thought about that but it doesn't sound like it would work because I feel like it would be even more obvious if you're holding your phone up and it's off

ive been to many,

got blown twice,

fingered 1,

some have been hot, my regular one has a 60 year old lady,

its worth it to de stress

Never considered this now idk how to ask for it. Seems worth the lulz

Totally worth, but do your homework.
There are sites where people post reviews, so you can see who fits your desired appearance and provides good service.

In my area, the rate is roughly 150-200 for an hour.
They bathe you, slide their naked bodies on you, suck your cock, fuck you, kiss you.
They go from 20's to milfs.
I got to eat the most delicious ass i'd ever eaten before getting milked by a pussy that does tons of kegels.

fucking amazing, i still jerk off to the memory

I hide my phone between my clothes when I get undressed.

I had a paranoid schizo roommate that used to go. When he stopped taking his medication it got really screwy. He came home one time and told me he'd been to the message parlor and then stopped at the police department to tell them what he'd done. He was convinced the FBI was following him home.

Is rubmaps still legit?

Any good spots in Koreatown? So many massage parlors off Vermont and western, I’d have to imagine so don’t offer these great services

200 for full sex only. Otherwise youre a chump.

Pretty much what I've been thinking reading this entire thread lol

Must be west coast. Cant find that nuru stuff in the midwest.

Sites?

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Any of these places in Gardena?

when you get in the room and you get a second alone , that's when you lose that towel and just lay flat on your stomach like no big deal. the girl will either cover you back up or she'll get the hint. Easy and fun

Just drop yer towel, look her in the eyes and state loudly and firmly ‘you two dorror sucky suckylove me long time’.
Make sure you pull your eyelids back to resemble a chinaman and have a dollar note wrapped around your cock.

I usually go with the line "I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong"

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this is how you do it:
call ahead of time and ask to book appt for full body massage and ask if they have private rooms

if they do, book it, if they don't it's not worth the time

get into private room, leave cash somewhere that she can see when she walks in (usually a table nearby) showing cash means you're here to play ball

get naked, lay on table stomach down and don't use towel

9/10 times if your masseuse is down to make some extra tips she will simply massage your ass with oil until your cock gets hard then you flip over until its time and from there the scenario plays out different ways

usually they are aggressive and ask for a tip to proceed

start at the price you paid at the door and it goes up there depending on what you want done