How does I become an agent of chaos Sup Forums?
Pic somewhat related: I'm not trying to be some faggy joker wannabe, I just thought the pic would sum up the ideals
How does I become an agent of chaos Sup Forums?
Daniel Ross
Eli Scott
kill yourself faggot
Jayden Harris
That's not very chaotic m8
Carson Evans
Become a prize winning cook, mix up gourmet orders. Never give the orders correctly. If someone is smart and orders two plates, give it to another table.
Tell them you are only cooking gourmet foods depending on whats trending. Only prepare trending foods to people you know personally. Always cook seasonal foods out of season, despite advertising them during season.
When someone complains about it. Shrug your shoulders and blame your chefs. It's not your problem. Host a dinner where everyone gets what they ordered. Only allow them one bite.
When they demand that you prepare it under their watch. Apoligize and tell them you will make it up to them immediately. Serve it to them with birthday candles and give them a giant baby bip napkin. When they complain about the service, laugh it off and say where is their sense of humor. Give them dessert on the house, the good shit, talking major fucking sprinkles and chocolate syrup with cherries and shit, but the dessert is poisoned. Poison them to fucking death.
Give them your autograph, and make sure to give them a discount card for their family.
Colton Ward
I like it
Leo Collins
break shit. like, all the shit.
Tyler Jackson
splice single frames of gay porn into pirated movies, then reupload the torrents
Gabriel Torres
check out library books and return them with weird shit hidden in them in them (pic related)
Cameron Scott
Disney/Pixar movies ftw
Jacob Ward
I actually might do this for a giggle
Hunter Moore
Give yourself to Slaneesh
Ayden Hernandez
steal shit and burn it in dumpster fires
Jordan Howard
Start a race war.
Jaxon Mitchell
I'd love to! But how? Manson couldn't do it.....lol
Parker Roberts
You, my friend, truly are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Ian Morris
Fuck Elle Sattler
Jayden James
Hunter Howard
You can’t go overboard right off the bat, you will end up shot by the police or some black fellow.
Start small by trying on expensive suits and farting or going to the library and farting or filling a duffle bag with one dollar bills and turning it in to the police station claiming “you found it” and then farting
Kayden Edwards
In order to become an "agent of chaos" one must first be enlightened, then refused and reject that enlightenment and actively choose to go against the entire universe for selfish and narcissistic non-reasons. Either that or convert to judaism and pretend to be enlightened.
Ethan Butler
Rub fibreglass up and down people's clothes and blankets and pillows.
Ethan King
James Wood
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Aiden Fisher
Burn down a mosque with bacon oil.
Ethan Perez
Meth!
Carter Sanders
start a local mafia