Just woke up because I had to pee. My girlfriend wasn't laying in bed with me.
I searched the house and she isn't anywhere in it. The only place I haven't searched is in my roommate's bedroom because the door is shut. I've listened outside of his door for about 5 minutes, but all I can hear is music.
Knock, open "hey I can't find user have you seen her?" if you see her then dump her ass and fight him. If she isn't then she's probably smoking outside.
Ok, I knocked. Then I heard what sounded like people talking and then a loud thud. I tried to doorknob but it's still locked. I knocked again, but he didn't say anything. I know he's in there.
Now what?
Ayden Perry
Ask wtf is going on duh. Unless you want her to cuck you.
Jace Martin
Go to your room. Lock your door. Break up with her in the morning.
Ethan Parker
Dude freaking knock and ask whats going on or get cucked my nigga. If no answer kick the fucking door down and throw the bitch out.
Alexander Clark
Copypasta
Matthew Miller
Pick the lock, if you don't know how, I'm pretty sure you can google how to pick a lock when you're locked out of your bathroom or something
Gavin Richardson
Video tape her coming out of his room and post it online brah. She won't pull the shit on anyone else.
Adam Turner
He finally opened the door. But only about 2 feet wide and he stood in the doorway leaning his head out. He was obviously trying to prevent me from walking into his room, which is unusual. We go into each other's room all the time.
I asked him if he knew where my girlfriend is and he said he didn't and he doesn't know where she is. When I told him that she has disappeared, he expressed no sincere concern. He just said that she probably went to the store.
I know he was lying. He was acting real suspicious. What now?
Angel Butler
Fuck off this is like the millionth time we've had this thread
Liam Smith
That's my ex girlfriend, Angela.
Pic is old as fuck. Probably 15 years now.
Aaron Williams
dude just fucking kick the door in.
Ryder Martinez
Faggot this is happening right now
Ayden Garcia
Post more pictures or fake news
Connor Rodriguez
Just bust the door down they’re obviously fucking you idiot
Dylan Ross
He opened the door again. He told me not to worry and that my girlfriend will turn up eventually and then he shut the door and locked it. Then he turned up the volume of his music. I've been standing outside his door and I can hear people talking over the music even though he made it louder.
I'm about 90% certain that she's in there with him. What should I do?
Gabriel White
Don't have pictures on me and even if I did I wouldn't post them.
Trust me though. That's her.
Ayden Sanders
Bait thread?
Zachary Powell
Ok what's her last name then
Michael Miller
keep waiting in front of the door. She will eventually come out. When she does, break up immediately. No need to hear excuses and bull shit stories. You'll find someone better!
Robert Wood
I already said.
Angela. She's married and has kids now.
Tyler Ramirez
Of course it’s bait you fucking retard. These pasta threads are always the same. The OP has some bullshit made up dilemma and keeps asking “WHAT DO I DO ANONS”, then gets a million suggestions on what to do, ignores all advice and posts the next part of pasta.
Thomas Barnes
Show us a time stamp or GTFO. If you're not lying then just fucking kick in the door.
Blake Miller
Her last name at the time was DeCorte
Elijah Smith
Bullshit
Jayden Cook
your roommate sucks. or you are insecure.
locate her shoes/coat
Isaac Clark
Just fucking kick it open and stop being a cuck.
Asher Hernandez
This thread again?
Adrian Long
I stood outside his door and listened. I heard her voice in between songs when it got quiet and I called her out. I yelled through the door that I could hear her and that i know that she's in there.
Josiah Russell
over reaction of a child. put something small in your door when you close it so it falls when the door is opened. go locate her keys shoes coat items she doesn't leave without. figure the more you find the more likly she is there
Carson Campbell
ohh this is fiction. >i yelled and then immediately posted in the throws of emotional mood swing
Dominic Collins
Not bullshit. She became a model shortly after we broke up. This is a pic of her a couple years after this was taken.
She eventually spoke up and admitted that she was in his room and said that she needs to talk to my roommate about something really important, something about her best friend, and she told me to just go back to bed.
I asked them why the door locked and my roommate asked me how I knew it was locked. He asked me if I tried to enter his room without knocking and then accused me of not respecting his privacy.
I told them to open the door. They refused. What do?
Daniel James
turn off the circuit breaker to shut off the electricity and the radio.
thank you mod bot in your attempt to bring this community together through shared mysogonmy
learn from 2008 Sup Forums shared human experiences has a larger impact.
ie: >urge to use the restroom before during after shower (poop in shower) >major emotional attachment to fictional characters (i liek mudkips) >preconceived understanding of words without context (evolution of gay to gaylord to faggot) >distrust of those different (print images and put in neighbors mailbox) >dick envy (fucking)
Take pee out of your post Every time I'm trying to see if there's a piss thread on here, you fuck it up!
Zachary Sanchez
my personal favorite
>community building projects. (Choose your own adventure story)
John Sullivan
Kill them both then yourself
Ryan Perry
>What do? Stop posting pasta.
Caleb Watson
If this isn't a joke, call the police. Tell him you think your roommate has drugged and raped your girlfriend.
Grayson Perez
user don't be a cuck call them out on their bullshit.
Tf is that pathetic excuse she gave you. Total disrespect.
Hudson Bell
If she's really your ex then you must have some photos of her that are not available on google.
Zachary Clark
I told them to open the door again and they refused. I went back into my bedroom to get my head straight and then I saw my girlfriend's clothes laying on the floor. That's when I realized that she's isn't wearing any clothes and that's why they won't answer the door.
I tried to kick the door in while in a fit of rage, but I coudln't. I kicked it 10 times, but it's bolted shut or something. I'm just sitting here in the hallway listening to them.They aren't making any sounds and the music is off.
Carson Foster
Throw her shit in your dumpster/trash bin, and dump Legos on the floor just outside the door.
Christopher Campbell
this thread again?
Michael Rodriguez
I do but not on me, and I wouldn't post em anyway.
I'm wondering how this pic got on the internet, cause I'm pretty sure I'm the one who took it
Alexander Bailey
Tell her you're throwing her shit out. And then move out.
Preferrably after shitting under your rommates matress
Jaxon Barnes
I just read your previous reply user.
"Accused me of not respecting his privacy"
Try to fuck them up both as much as you are willing to go
Hunter Reyes
Fuck OP, I just confirmed this is a pasta. Reverse-searched the "GF" image, it's allaround the web.
Jonathan Phillips
Congrats on figuring out what everyone already knew retard
Brayden Richardson
>secret language (word replacement) >group anger (silly bans) >everyone is equal (no name tags) >no post promotion(time of last post ordered)