What dark secrets do you have Sup Forums?

What dark secrets do you have Sup Forums?

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I’ve masturbated with over 300 women on Omegle, including some “special” ones

I'm in love with stefanie joosten and it effects my life.

I love my gf but I love her sister as well. She is one year younger than us and wow.

posted this the other day and it went fairly well

in hs i had stretch marks on my boobs. for some reason my friend group thought semen got rid of stretch marks

the tldr is that i rubber my dogs semen on my boobs about three times a week for an entire summer break. it didn’t help lol

i gave a man with liver failure opioids, he died shortly after wait for a liver.

I enabled heroine addicts in high school one died before i graduated.

I chew my toenails

I love my wife but I want to fuck her mom too

You're probably getting bored of me by now, but my sister and I sext frequently

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I hope you know... you are evil. I weep for your soul.

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Tits or gtfo

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anyone have any incest experiences or fantasies they wanna talk about? wickr @ chasingwind19 or sc @ chasing_wind

I don’t think my relationship will work but I keep pursuing it like I’m on a train track With no turns. Worse thing is I’m a doctor and not a bad looking guy. I’m just so exhausted from the relationship troubles I’ve had that I’ve become Complacent. I’m living 3,000 miles from Her currently. Part of me thinks if I just find another girl out here it will be easier for
Me to sever those ties.

I know that you’re a jewish FBI agent

Yes, over 18 in case you're wondering

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My neighbour's only dog shit in my garden so I snapped its neck, fucked it in the ass and then I beheaded it and left its head on my neighbour's porch. The worst thing is my neighbour is a lonely old pensioner.

Soo...he was behind of all that..

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I cheated on this girl knowing she was fully committed to me and took her virginity after I cheated, she thought we were gonna hook up tmr but I broke it off

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These secrets aren’t even that bad.

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If I told my real secrets I’d be v&

I've been visiting a bathroom gloryhole at a nearby park for sex and cocksucking with strangers. I'm a barely legal girl and I have a dedicated boyfriend who loves me. I love him too but I've been watching porn for years and gloryhole/gangbang porn have been my biggest turn-ons, and I decided to have at least a gloryhole experience once to get the fantasy checked off my bucket list. I've kinda become addicted to it now. My boyfriend is great in bed but the thrill of random strangers fucking you and cumming in you makes me incredibly wet. He has no idea I've been doing this, and I've been at it for about 5 months now.

stop larping

They already know what you've done, you just aren't worth their time.

How much more you got?

o.o why’d they come to my school and take all my drives then

Recently burglarized my friends house who’s a dealer. Stole 52 grams of weed, a pair of unworn balenciaga shoes, and a wad of cash (what an idiot) that totaled out to $3,720.

You're funny. I'm not larping, you troll. I'm sure there are some fat greasy neckbeards around here with nothing better to do than pretend to be hot girls, but they're usually in RP threads or some shit. Just posting my secret, take it or leave it, but I said my piece.

>inb4 there are no girls on the internet
>inb4 foreveralone
inb4 neckbeard

I stole a computer from my high school. Delete system 32'd it and reinstalled Windows. Still have it in my dorm to this day. It's a shitty Dell optiplex but it'll run Minecraft

I sometimes sail the ocean with my rifle and shoot random whales and dolphins.

cuck

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My sister is an extremely heavy sleeper. I've snuck into her room, smelled, kissed and even licked her soles while rubbing off since she was 11 (she moved back out at 19 and back at the age of 22). After a 3 year hiatus of not being able to smell her feet I came buckets when I finally did again.

My mom is a heavy sleeper too except she has a sleep walking condition, usually standing in the hallway for part of the night mumbling gibberish before going back to bed. If she doesn't respond right away I'll feel her up.

I can't think of any fathomable reason a woman would be on this board

Any pics?

When my asshole brother an heroed after his 4th time being caught with drugs, I felt no pity or grief for him. I was sorry for my parents, yeah, but I hope the little shit is burning in hell.

Imagine a 23-year old constantly having tantrums that would embarrass a four-year old and you get the idea.

I have 5 bastard children that people really think are their kids. I fucked most of my friends girlfriends while they were still dating. Years later their first and second born children look like me and they laugh about it.

I know the truth and it eats me up inside. Sometimes I wish I'd never betrayed my only friends. I know if I told them they would kill me or worse. They might disown someone they have treated as their child their entire life.

God knows I am shameful and sorry for my actions. For this I've never been able to have a real relationship or have children I can call my own openly. I've been married 3 times now and I've given up on that. I honestly think I might just donate sperm and blown my brains out.

I can think of a few reasons why a woman would be on this board. Maybe to chat with people, maybe to camwhore, maybe to learn something, maybe to troll, etc. Honestly I wasn't even going to mention originally that I was a girl but I figured that if I didn't and you saw gloryhole, you'd immediately think of gay porn or me being a gay guy, and I didn't want that confusion. Had it been a less niche secret like "I've been cheating" I wouldn't have needed to say my gender. Anyway, that's my secret, so I'm out now. Continue on.

I'm barely functional, I don't know if I'm gay or straight(I'm a virgin), and I'm damn near suicidal. My entire family, and all my friends bit the dust, and the only reason I don't chance upon a game of Russian roulette is because I don't want to leave my pupper alone without her daddy.

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I have an extremely deeply rooted cynicism and cold hatred for humanity that feels highly justified, but I hide it very well from anyone who doesn't know me very well. Worst case for any acquaintance is I seem slightly cranky.

I judge people very easily and am just now coming to terms with two serious failures of my own in life. It is fucking me up seriously having to admit to myself that I accidentally hurt someone.

I think my dad is better off dead, he's constantly bitching about how miserable he is. It's a shame because I know he loves us, but dude, fucking advocate for yourself and don't take it out on us.

Mashallah. Share

My suicide attempt last yeardidn't happen. I was close though. But really just needed someone to pay attention. And I was hella drunk. I cut at my neck. Told some people close to me I tried to hang myself but fell down. Not my proudest moment.

These secrets are nothing. I once farted in class and blamed it on my 13 year old girlfriend. I think the lesson I was teaching was maths if I recall.

Do you have a before and after pic?

hehe

Wait... you’re a teacher with a 13yo gf?

lol good try

Nobody wants your degenerate semen. J

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fucking neckbeard

I cut my thighs extensively after my ex left me. It was an overreaction, sure, but I was alone and could think of no other way to express how I felt. I felt hopeless and alone. I'd been with her for three years and lost my virginity to her. We really thought we were gonna spend the rest of our lives together, guys. The reason we broke up is irrelevant, but I know deep down it was my fault regardless. I sat in my car and cried for a few hours and then called my roommate for company. No one knows to this day but me and I'm reminded of it and her every time I see the scars. That's the ultimate irony of the situation.

From 9-11 my babysitter used to fuck me. I had a crush on him and he was a family friend.

Got any details? Was it scary at first?

>it didn’t help
of course it did, they'd be much worse if you hadn't taken those steps

Bitch Im venting ok?

is this you or her?

Not really. I had been masturbating since I was really young and we started by making out for a couple of weeks. It was about a month or so from Making out to sex.

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how much do you weigh? srs question

that’s a joke I heard last time i posted this haha. they did fade but over a long period of time.

They're probs gone to post femoid things elsewhere

Same but with a higher number, I have confirmed 556 with evidence and other that I deleted, idk but makes me feel like some kind of WWII ace.
Most memorable was a girl with tourette syndrome, another with down syndrome, one from Nepal with her husband beside, bunch of lesbians, a group of 4 playing with each other, some Thai traps, a granny a girl that literally weight around 300 kg and much others that I can't remember rn

Kek

the only way to be sure is try again on one tit and leave the other as a control

Moar, also tell the story

I hooked up with my best friend’s youngest sister last night. It was at a party and he already knows, but I don’t know how I should handle it

true but im done with rubbing semen on myself

I don’t get this meme.

134 lbs

Do you just suck or fuck too ? Also post a pic of you

thats a real shame.

You fucker

nice, im masturbating imagining you sucking me off at a glory hole

>some kind of WWII ace
Oh heavens

I never seed torrents

It complains so much that I'm sure is a real woman, geez . Shut up bitch

Stay away from her

Because they didn't. On the miniscule possibility they actually did, they would tell you why and also file charges or at least question you about it. Your lack of basic understanding of basic law is sad.

Fuck, that's hot~ Wish you could visit my gloryhole sometime, I'd gladly swallow your cock anytime

lol

Also I met my wife there , but I keep going bc the thrill, one day they will call me the red baron.

Three years ago I legit sabotaged neighbor's suicide attempt (she never found out).
Heard one of the paramedics on the scene whispering "eww, women can't even".
Everytime I remember it, I still have a good laugh.
(In the meantime she recovered from depression. I guess I accidentally scored a whole lot of Christian points).

Extremely depressed, disguise it constantly by joking about it. Been having vivid hallucinations lately, those are new, and constantly trying to hide violent shaking fits. Everyone I love hates my guts, family isn't close, and I'm scared to tell friends because the last people I asked for help left me. As Christmas comes closer I become more and more likely to an hero.

damn im mostly in los angeles or bay area

You monsters

>t. neckbeard doubling down on unreasonably moronic madeup story

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I'm 26 and I feel like I've done enough in life, now I just wanna preg my gf and commit suicide, I dont wanna get old, I'm fairly satisfy with what I've done with my life already but I wanna let a lil spawn thinking that had a legendary dad.

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Any contact info? Would love to talk

Post a pic of those slutty lips

Tfw you accidentally save a life for keks. Proud of you I think

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you

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Wait another year and join the 27 club

I've been stalking my ex's social media for two years now. I have had multiple relationships since then and my current gf has no idea about it. I fucking miss her

Damn, that sucks, if you're ever around Austin, maybe I'll end up sucking your cock sometime

I accidentally found out /dev/tty* were 0666 instead of 0600, so I wrote a script that every morning, at random time befoure the lab opened, opened every terminal in line mode and printed "Convert to the Gospel!" without CR/LF, so that it would only appear on the terminal when someone tried to login.

It was only solved two weeks later.

Funny, three monts later they had to restore a system backup with the tty's again 0666 (world-writeable) and I started again the script. This time the "Convert" thing only lasted two days.

Never been caught, tho.

it didn’t work lol

I found the perfect gf , she is literally an angel, but flat chested.
I still masturbate and stalk my ex that was awful and ugly but have the hottest big tits in existence. No joking.

got a shuold not share folder of my sister in law. found it randomly on Sup Forums in 2014. my own personal holy grail.

Same here.
I found out her wikipedia nickname, and I tracked the wikipedia meetings she's attending in. I also have enough hints to suspect she tried to date some wikidude and then dumping him because he's too much of a nerd (dude wastes his evenings - especially weekends - editing shitty articles).
You just can't believe how many personal pics get posted on wikipedia meetings... by the very same people who literally lock their fb/ig accounts because "muh privacy".

Btw she's hit the wall and she's uglier than when she was 24.

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Why would you say that?

Nice dubs. Post nudes of both for comparison. It's for science

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